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Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides…
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Posted By:
paul in prague
Nov 23, 2004
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Flashy gold jewellery (hooped earrings, thick neck chains, sovereign rings and heavy bangles); 'prison-white' trainers (so clean that they look new); clothes in fashionable brands with very prominent logos; and Burberry check baseball caps: the British phenomenon of chavs, townies, call them what you will.
Chav women, the Daily Mail wrote recently, 'pull their shoddily dyed hair back in that ultra-tight bun known as a "council-house facelift", wear skirts too short for their mottled blue thighs, and expose too much of their distressingly flabby midriffs'.
And now there's a website dedicated to tracking this not-so-new phenomenon...
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/index.php
Check out the videos (scroll down to the posting for 6/8/2004): real or fake?
Certainly brilliant!
<b>Update: There has been a great (as in notably large in size) debate regarding the specific status of Chavs, Neds, Townies...etc. It is apparent now, that this world of people DO exist. For information on why/how Chavs are/are not cool, scroll through the following posts. Otherwise, another post regarding why/how Chavs are/are not cool is probably not necessary.
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Raoul
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 01:34 PM
muh-muh-muh-muh Sharruma. Chavs N Neds R peepL 2. We all ive N a YellO Sbmreen. Droogs N drgs N Malako mlk, dts da gds, yo |
Not Really Sharruma Oh no, Someone else, Honest Gu
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 02:31 PM
Aaah no, beaten to death by a wet noodle.
kinky 😉
Personally I blame Meagan, she's the one that bumped it to the top of the top 10 list with her comment to Nick 😊
(whats the smilie code for looking and whistling innocently??) |
Paul in Prague
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 | 05:44 AM
I'm astounded! It looks like it took no more than half a dozen posts for the chav brigade to start in on this site - much as they haunt the 'chav of the month' boards on chavscum (postin there own pics coz they is wikkid an luv 2 have ppl abuze them...)
How do they do it? Are there teams of chav researchers haunting the blogosphere in search of site referencing chavs? Is there a global conspiracy?
I've noticed a recent emergence of chavs in Prague, incidentally, one place I thought (hoped!) would never have them... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 | 02:45 PM
Maegan doesn't even want this thread. I never even heard of a chav or any of those other names. All I seem to understand about them is the way they spell and they come from the UK or something.
But, hey, it's your thread...I won't close it again since it made you mad the first time, so it's your call. |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 | 03:03 PM
If you type 'chavs neds' into google, this thread is the first thing that pops up. Which is how they're finding it. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 | 03:15 PM
Thanks for changing the Avatar Alex...I was getting kinda tired of staring at the cat. I like the new one. |
Paul in Prague
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 | 11:51 PM
Go ahead and kill the thread as far as I'm concerned. I only wanted to plug the chavscum site in the first place because it's pretty funny (though if you don't have chavs wherever you are it might not appeal... oh, and you're damned lucky, too).
Sorry the thread seems to have become such an unpopular meme...
:sick: |
Emz
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 02:04 AM
I am a chav and so r ma m8s, we just hang out together and have a laugh. I do admit we don't like goffs coz they don't like us but so wot! i think that makin websites about us totally not cool and its mercuri man. why do u lot h8 us so much? theres nowt wrong wit us.
The chav/townies/pikeys wot eva u wanna call them, the style is great. Burberry 'i rate it' man. oh, and havin clean, white reebok classics is betta that dirty trainers. plus its a fashoin statemate. I think pikeys r so the bst and will b 4eva so u lot betta get used to it. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 02:17 AM
Somewhere, right now, Maegan's eyes are watering.
She's hearing "It's back! It's back!" in her head, but she has no idea what it all means...
This thread will die about the same time the fake doctor's note thread dies. And that will be about ten days after jesus returns. 😊 |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 09:09 AM
Damn, someone knocked it out of position with a bunch of comments.
Did I ever tell you how much I hate OJ first thing in the morning? |
Aerospace freak
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 | 01:48 AM
Chavs are Very violent and stupid creatures and should be kept in zoos.
stephen in McKinney, Texas; USA; EARTH is a chav |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 | 09:41 AM
::dies a little inside::
It's never going to go away is it??
I don't necessarily think the thread should be closed...but enough is enough, no?
I just get tired of an issue being brought back up again and again and again...
If I wasn't so tired b/c of the time switch, I just might cry. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 | 11:42 AM
Uhh, time switch?
Is it that time again?
I never paid attention because we don't have to change the clocks where I live. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:45 PM
Maegan,
Does this topic make you feel like it is groundhog day again too.....? |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 08:51 AM
You mean THIS Chavs thread?
Sorry, couldn't resist bringing it up again.
😉 |
shaz + wog
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 | 05:00 AM
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Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 | 09:42 AM
That's IT! |
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