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Maegan
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 | 10:43 AM
I've been on that website before...I don't think it's necessarily a hoax...more like someone poking fun at a particular fashion display. |
paul in prague
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 | 10:51 AM
Sure, it's a joke site not a hoax site... still, as they say 'it's funny coz it's true'... |
Maegan
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 | 11:05 AM
And just to add my $0.02, I think they look really ridiculous & when I see them I mentally tally up their chav points. (I'm in the U.S., we don't call them chavs...we usually call them R&B artists!) |
paul in prague
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 | 11:11 AM
heh heh... |
owen
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 | 09:44 AM
i knock u fuckers out |
Shellie
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 | 03:06 PM
im a charva i think that u should make web sites about us charvas coz we dont make web sites about u coz were not freaks!!!!!! so y dont u just get a life !! aged 13! blonde, blu eys, tal, taned, slim not single f newcastle |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 | 04:57 PM
i wish you folks in the UK would speak English... i don't understand a bit of this thread |
Paul
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 | 05:07 PM
paul in prague isn't from th UK...I guess
Maybe you should expand to: you folks in europe.
Then again....I don't have clue either! |
Shellie + Chloe
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 | 07:04 AM
hey u ppl would just get a life makin web sites about us charvas we dont make web sites about u freaks who reallyyyyyyyyyy neeed to get a life!!!!!! |
holly
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 | 07:41 AM
i think its kwl dat u R making web sites about the chavs! itz funny i hate cahvs thtey R sooooooooooooo annoying even tho i fancy a chav my self |
Nick
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 | 11:45 AM
i have the misfortune to go to school in a particularly chav-ridden area of the United Kingdom (of which i am mostly v proud) and would like to offer these translations:
owen, dec 9:
i am displeased with these comments, and will take physical action to express my displeasure
michelle, dec 10
i am a member of the peasant underclass, and i am of the opinion that you ought [not?] create web sites about us because we do not make websites about you, our social betters, because we are not abnormal. may i suggest you find another activity with which to enrich your life? I am aged 13, with blonde hair and blue eyes. I am a tall, tanned, slim, romantically attached female from newcastle.
michelle and chloe, dec 11
your attention please, people who create websites about us members of the peasant underclass, kindly find another activity with which to enrich your life because we do not create websites about you, who are in desperate need of finding another activity with which to enrich your life.
holly, dec 11
i think that the creation of web sites about the peasant underclass is a worthwhile activity. It is funny, i dislike these peasans because they annoy me, although i must admit i am somewhat smitten by one myself
Hope this helps!! |
Shellie + Chloe
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 | 02:06 PM
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr no ppl u SHOULDNT make web sites about charvas here da best |
Nick
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 | 04:17 PM
im sorry everyone, i have no clue what 'here the best' means |
Shellie + Chloe
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 | 04:19 PM
i mean to say errrrrrrrr no u SHOULDNT make websites about charvas coz there the best |
The Curator
in San Diego
Member
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 | 04:22 PM
I don't think I can rival your fine translations, Nick. But I believe they were trying to say: "You people should not make web sites about chavs, because they're the best."
However, I could be wrong. |
Shellie + Chloe
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 | 04:24 PM
thats soooooooooo true!!!! charvas r the best!!! |
The Curator
in San Diego
Member
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 | 04:24 PM
Oh, they beat me to the punch. |
Shellie + Chloe
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 | 04:25 PM
wot |
Shellie
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 | 04:26 PM
ma email .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) |
Chloe + Shellie
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 | 06:12 AM
Yous think ur the best makin web sites bout us bt ur jus losers!!! coz ur obviosly wannabs coz u must thibk bout us ssssssoooooooo much tht u decided 2 make a web page bout us i seriously think u betta get a life quik coz god nos wat u gunna do next u wannabs!!!!!!!! |
Maegan
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 | 09:39 AM
It's like they trying to speak to us. Finally we've made contact with an alien race...Alex, you're site is about to make history! John Titor never told us about this! |
Yohnson
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 | 01:27 PM
Well, if you charvers didn't go around picking fights on someone dressed differently, people wouldn't make websites up about you all being 'cunts' (which is their favorite word).
And its more like, we hate every damned one of you that other people around the world should know about how shit you are. Of course alternative people have lives, but because they known how to use a computer (which can give some of the best paid jobs) hardly means they don't.
I broke an arm cos some charver thought I was waving at him. He being 4 times the size of me, didn't really put up much of a fight.
Some can be decent, but most just arn't. They prowl around the streets on a friday night 'lookin' for sweaties to bash like ew' while drugged up to the eyes or drunk up to the eyes, hardly matters which.
If we wanted to be a charver, don't you think we would be one? Idiots. |
dawn
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 | 03:37 PM
man, there's a lot of agression comin from all you people... i wasn't aware there was such hatred for spides. i mean, sure, they might look ridiculous, talk like idiots and act like complete morons, but they are people too... tis funny though...! |
Myst
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 | 05:27 PM
*Blinks in confuzzlment* |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 | 06:09 PM
Hey, I have respect. I just didn't understand the slang terms used to describe these fine folks. Rather than a translation, would anyone like to offer an encyclopeadic definition of the cultural group to which these slang terms refer? None of these terms are familiar to me, being a middle-aged American, myself. I have a smattering of American Street Lingo, but the terms in this thread have escaped me. Is this a UK thing, a Euro thing, a Netherlands thing? Educate me, puh-leaze (that's Murrican for "please"). |
Myst
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 | 06:51 PM
Thanks Hairy, I was starting to think I was the only one who didn't know what these words meant! |
alex robinson
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 04:50 AM
so wot its da way da ppl wont 2 b we dnt complain but who cares i so dey cause trouble nd drink on friday nights but who cares dat da way 2 live smokin sum tac nd skunk who cares |
Maegan
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 08:32 AM
Translation anyone? |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 08:56 AM
ummm... I called my friend Johnny Chimpo and he gave this translation: "so wot its da way da ppl wont 2 b we dnt complain but who cares i so dey cause trouble nd drink on friday nights but who cares dat da way 2 live smokin sum tac nd skunk who cares", means: "My best to the Missus, please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal". Thanks, Chimpo
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k8y
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 09:45 AM
oioi party crew justine n clare n stef n me buzzin in health n social!!!!! oioi 2 all da sexy charva lads oot der!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 wooohoooo |
k8y a
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 09:47 AM
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dis is 2 all da sexy charvs oot der lads that iz!!!!
wkd!!!!! |
holly
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 10:45 AM
i hate cahvs apart from the lad i fancy coz aparrrantly hez 1 him self! but i dont care hez fitt
but apart from him chavs r the most weird ppl eva!
i mean who callz their child McKenzie?! a chav obviously! |
holly
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 11:00 AM
sorry im eant chavs |
holly
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 11:00 AM
*meant |
Maegan
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 11:55 AM
hibbie nib jo tu 7 cos tuv ter 9! wot ner go fin to din.
(Translation: Please make it stop! I don't want my eyes to bleed.)
I think they're just making this stuff up as they go along. It's like their own little hoax. Chavspeake.
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BubearSloth
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 12:45 PM
I really wish they'd stop. They complain about how the original website talks bad about them, and then they do this. They are only confirming that the site is right about them and their ilk. Also, isn't this what MS Messenger is for? |
Maegan
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 01:15 PM
dim nappi! (Darn straight!) |
Myst
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 01:16 PM
*Blinks and heads for the asprin*
Man they are making my head hurt. |
Paul
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 02:32 PM
Dear paul in prague,
Thank you for this wonderful topic. I'm sure my english will improve quite a bit after reading this topic. I'll do a much better job when talking to representives of our british suppliers.
Yours truly,
Paul (not in prague) |
Chloe + Shellie
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 02:55 PM
us r jst jealous nd chaver wannabs !!!! hoo do u think u r takin da mik out ov how we speek we dnt take da mik out ov how us r all tony hawk wannbs hooeva tht gay person iz !!!!!! us r ssssssssoooooo sad i cnt blieve it i think u shud sort ursels out nd kwik howa man jesus |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 03:05 PM
Translation anyone? |
Chloe + Shellie
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 03:06 PM
WAT U ON BOUT MYST U FREEK |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 03:30 PM
Sorry Chloe + Shellie I am not familiar with your slang. In order to understand you I must learn it, kind of like learning German in order to visit Germany and be able to talk with them. |
Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 03:32 PM
I think she's jealous, shaven and wants bees.
Who's Tony Hawk? |
Chloe + Shellie
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 03:43 PM
MYST I DNT CARE IF U DNT NO CHAVER WORDS COZ I DNT LIKE U AZ U H8 US ND UR OBVIOSLY A WANNAB IF U WANNA LEARN THINS BOUT IT HOW MN GT A LIFE U GAY GIRL!!!!
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Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 04:26 PM
Chloe + Shellie's caps lock appears to be stuck. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 04:35 PM
CLE N SHLE DU U C I B A CHAV? I C U R 1, 2... DEY B SAYN I IS 2, I 1 A SUV FRM THT PP GWB, K? IM ME ASAP AT RFD 123, NO BFD, U C |
Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 04:52 PM
Hairy.....well, Hairy is just stuck. |
Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 04:53 PM
More likely, that pumping vain on his temple has finally burst. |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 06:14 PM
Chloe + Shellie, I'm not a want-to-be anything. I'm just trying to follow the discussion here. And no, I don't hate you, I don't even know you, besides hate brings negative karma which is something I don't wish to have thank you. |
Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 06:28 PM
Where did you read any of that Myst? |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 07:19 PM
Read what, Paul? |
Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 07:28 PM
Well Myst, You must be better at "translating" because I never read any of that in it. |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 07:42 PM
LOL I do believe I am starting to understand some of what they are saying, or at least I think I do.
Translation:
MYST I DNT (don't) CARE IF U (you) DNT (don't) NO (know) CHAVER WORDS COZ (because) I DNT (don't) LIKE U (you) AZ (as, because) U (you) H8 (hate) US ND (and) UR (you are) OBVIOSLY A WANNAB (wannabe, want-to-be) IF U (you) WANNA (want to) LEARN THINS (things) BOUT (about) IT HOW MN (I am still not sure what this means. Hairy any idea?) GT (get) A LIFE U (you) GAY GIRL!!!!
Now if I could just learn German that quickly! *Grins* |
Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 07:53 PM
Damned. There I am wondering what she looks like shaven and I sent her a shipment of bees. |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 08:09 PM
Just be sure to send me the honey. :p |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 10:02 PM
get a room |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 11:54 PM
Now Hairy has me confuzzled!! LOL |
Nick
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 | 09:41 AM
sorry team, have been away since sunday and unable to help translating! the chavs have been communicating via their school computers- this implies they are all under 16, no chav would stay at school longer than they legally have to. theyre all far too busy stabbing people. i would like to make the point that i do indeed hate chloe, shellie, tori, holly, kayley, k8y and all the others. i am confident that i will not gain any negative karma points of any kind, because chavs have no value.
incidentally, having recently befriended a glasweigan (resident of glasgow, scotland), i can shar with you the delightful eytmology of their term, 'ned'. Its an ancronym. for Non Educated Delinquants.
priceless |
Ady
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 | 10:33 AM
I've been to that webby, but to be honest, I thought there was a difference between chavs and townies... aren't townies the ones who are into high street gear and are slightly above chavs? Ok, or chavs are those who live council houses.
To everyone who hasn't seen the infamous Chavhemion Rhapsody and In Me Burberry in http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/ , you HAVE to watch it now!!! It's on the flash animation page and the funniest thing I've ever seen!
Chavs in their Burberry and their Argos finery! |
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