Toast Appears on Jesus Christ
Status: Pareidolia
John Ordover sent this in. He was looking at a picture of Jesus (or rather, an artist's interpretation of what Jesus might have looked like) when he realized a piece of toast had miraculously appeared on it. I think this must be a message from John's toaster! But can we be sure that actually is a piece of toast? It kinda looks like a granola bar to me.|
Categories: Pareidolia, Religion Posted by Alex on Sun Mar 30, 2008 |
Comments (64) |
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Hey, maybe it's the toast or grilled cheese sandwiches that are really divine in nature! The fact that a face can magically appear on toasted bread is proof to me that maybe bread is divine in nature. Bread Bless America!
Posted by Robert Madewell on Fri Apr 04, 2008 at 03:23 PM
Isn't that Melba Toast?
Posted by Thomas Love on Fri Apr 04, 2008 at 04:52 PM
Here's an image I put a little more effort into:
Posted by UmmoSirius on Sat Apr 05, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Hmm, I don't know - while the toast seems real, the figure of Christ is pixilated into little sqaure-shaped boxes.
Posted by John Ordover on Sun Apr 06, 2008 at 06:17 AM
Amazing. Let us all raise our glasses and drink to this amazing piece of grilled bread! La'Chiam
Posted by Brad Templeton on Sun Apr 06, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Ordover, I hope you're joking. It's not pixelated, it's a mural.
Posted by UmmoSirius on Sun Apr 06, 2008 at 01:58 PM
Actually, it's a mosaic, a art form in which small pieces of tile are used to create images.
Does that answer your question?
Posted by John Ordover on Mon Apr 07, 2008 at 04:11 AM
Does that answer your question?
It does indeed. My bad. =)
Posted by UmmoSirius on Mon Apr 07, 2008 at 08:42 AM
Seriously? No one has cracked a Holy Wheat pun yet?
Posted by BenRifkah on Mon Apr 07, 2008 at 04:34 PM
Is the bread leavened?
That really is the question, isn't it?
Posted by fred ginko on Wed Apr 09, 2008 at 02:04 PM
That really is the question, isn't it?
thats not funny y would any body talk about jesus thats not funny @ al
Posted by Brenda on Wed Apr 16, 2008 at 11:28 AM
Is that wheat or rye?
Posted by Mitch on Sun Apr 20, 2008 at 11:30 AM
Posted by stefan on Mon Apr 21, 2008 at 07:29 AM
For all of you who can't see it - it's in the lower right corner-ish.
Posted by hfrr on Sun Oct 26, 2008 at 05:53 PM
I think you're all missing the point.
The toast represents a free pass to heaven.
You must present the toast at the perley gates.
Posted by sungod on Tue Jan 06, 2009 at 07:34 AM
The toast represents a free pass to heaven.
You must present the toast at the perley gates.
Either this man, or the toast must have WMD's.
I think we should invade both their countries just to be sure.
Posted by Oscar on Sat Jan 31, 2009 at 05:56 AM
I think we should invade both their countries just to be sure.
obviously ya'll are very bored individuals with absolutely nothing better to do. =]
Posted by Mother Mary on Fri Feb 13, 2009 at 09:57 AM
toast tastes good
Posted by josh on Thu Feb 26, 2009 at 02:06 PM
toast tastes really good
Posted by josh again on Thu Feb 26, 2009 at 02:08 PM
Jesus likes toast!
P.S. peeps, please dont say Gods name in vain!Seriously your looking at the picture of his son!
Posted by josh again again on Thu Feb 26, 2009 at 02:10 PM
P.S. peeps, please dont say Gods name in vain!Seriously your looking at the picture of his son!
Dude from Australia,
thats Jesus Christ you dimwit!!!!
Posted by josh again again again on Thu Feb 26, 2009 at 02:13 PM
thats Jesus Christ you dimwit!!!!
Bit stupid don't you think?
Posted by Kala on Mon Apr 27, 2009 at 11:56 AM
i have a rusted shelf that has the image face of Jesus Christ!
Posted by victor on Fri Jul 31, 2009 at 09:48 PM
Posted by victor on Mon Aug 17, 2009 at 07:37 AM
Great Site. Thank you!
Posted by Kristal L. Rosebrook on Mon Aug 31, 2009 at 03:17 AM
Christ on a cracker!
Posted by makoto on Sat Sep 26, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Hi,
I think it is a fake.Somebody is joking.I think it is very bad doing all these mischivious things regarding such holly persons.I cant believe on this picture.
Posted by batterien on Tue Nov 24, 2009 at 10:38 PM
I think it is a fake.Somebody is joking.I think it is very bad doing all these mischivious things regarding such holly persons.I cant believe on this picture.
Hi,
I think it is a fake.Somebody is kidding.This is very bad thing to do these type of mischivious things with such kind of holly persons.i can't believe on this picture.
Posted by batterien on Tue Nov 24, 2009 at 10:59 PM
I think it is a fake.Somebody is kidding.This is very bad thing to do these type of mischivious things with such kind of holly persons.i can't believe on this picture.
I am going to say that this is clearly 'shopped. No way a piece of toast can be that perfectly square, and that perfectly toasted. My toast ALWAYS ends up half toasted and half untoasted.
Posted by online arcade on Mon Jan 11, 2010 at 03:56 AM
I am sorry Jesus... Ha ha ha, I am only doing the April joke for the fools, so do not consign my soul to everlasting damnation, okay Jdog
Posted by online arcade on Mon Jan 11, 2010 at 05:39 AM
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