Forehead Ad Blocker

there is a new type of advertising that is rapidly gaining ground: forehead advertising. These ads will be inescapable, especially if you have to visually interact with that soulless human posing as a walking billboard. That is, unless you have: The Forehead Ad Blocker™
Portable! No heavier than a standard pair of safety glasses!
Adjustable! Blocks forehead ads regardless of their height! Just raise or lift your head!
Patent-pending technology!
(via Adrants)
Categories: Advertising, eBay Posted by Alex on Fri Jan 14, 2005 |
Comments (4) |
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I'm be far more interested in a forehead whacker. Say, a lead pipe. Be far more effective.
Posted by Terry Austin on Fri Jan 14, 2005 at 11:49 AM
I guess the target market for this product would be people with no eyelids.
Posted by Big Gary on Fri Jan 14, 2005 at 06:36 PM
All this is pretty new to me, I honestly don't know if this is for real or not but it has given me an idea. What about an add with a 0055 number@ $4.95/min that says "Rent A Bludger". All I'd have to do is slowly explain that for $80.00 I will come over to your house for 4-6hrs, eat all your food, smoke your fags, drink all your beer and then piss off without saying thanks. If I can keep the idiot on the phone for 5min I'll still make a buck. I wonder how many people would ring me, let alone take me up on my generous offer?
Posted by richard on Sat Jan 15, 2005 at 07:06 AM
Do you reckon theres a possibility he will use photo shop to put the logo or site domain on his forehead and not actually do it?
Because in this case he could make a lot of money and not look like an idiot!.
Posted by davetolomy on Sat Jan 15, 2005 at 11:08 AM
Because in this case he could make a lot of money and not look like an idiot!.
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