nah this is the thing.. i was sick, and the owner called me and told me, dont work, stay home. and i came to work anyway, and he told me to not come back to work ti'll i have a docters note saying im Ok.. kinda wierd.. but can u hook me up? ima get paid either way, im on salery.. but i just wanted to give him a note..

Anthony, you poor befuddled person. If you had read the topic heading you would have seen that this is a site about HOAXES and that the topic was about a doctor who fraudulently issued fake notes to people who paid for them. In fact, it specifically states up there that you can't get a fake doctor's note here.

People, like you, who post to this site seeking fake notes simply serve as a source of amusement and ridicule for those of us who are smart enough to read before posting.

Awww, he's in a huff now.
:lol:

I would have thought that writing one yourself would have been a much better option than asking strangers on the web to do it for you. Don't blame us because you were incapable of grasping such a simple concept.

But don't be upset. As you can tell from the posts above you, you're not the only semi-literate person looking for somebody to lie to their boss for them. :lol:

i need a hospital confirmation on a fetal distress cause for miscarriage for july 16,2005 and that i had a procedure called a d&c done to clean out my uterous

I need an excuse saying I have the stomach flu for July 19th 2005

I need a note saying I had to visit the doctor for a wicked chest cold.
Thanks,
Alexander Smith

I need a doctor's note saying that I was unable to attend work Thursday 21st and Friday 22nd of July 2005 because I shown extreme fatigue. (If possible, in French)
Thanks a lot, doc.

i need a doctors note for 7-23-05 saying that i was with my dad at vanderbilt or centennial medical center or major local hospital

To Whom It May Concern:

Rebecca was with her dad on 7-23-05 with her father at a major local hospital. They have diagnosed her with cantreadthepropertopicitis.

DOCTOR NONI

It's still number one on Google.



When will it stop?

I need a hospital note for July 24th for stomach n head problems, and I need it by tuesday! thats tomorrow. plz

I need a Doctors note saying:

Elise missed work due to a migrane headache and a slight fever.

I need a doctors note for work saying that I had a high fever and a small touch of the flu. For July 25, 2005. Thanks

Dear Sirs or Madams, please excuse Maribeth Savage. Her doctor touched her fever fluently on July 25, 2005 and is now facing sexual harassment charges.

please excuse erik dankwardt from work form 7/25 untill 7/27

please excuse erik from work for the 25 untill the 27 of july

Why, Erik?
It's traditional to make up an unlikely excuse to go with the fraud. And your spelling is far too good, although your lack of capitalisation is excellent.

I NEED A PHYSICAN LETTER STATING I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR SURGERY.

THIS LETTER IS FOR MY COLLEGE.

REMENBER I NEED A LETTER NOT A NOTE.

TANK YOU.
LYDIE CLAUDE

I NEED A PHYSICIAN LETTER STATING I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR SURGERY.

I NEED THIS LETTER FOR MY COLLEGE ADVISOR.

IT HAS TO BE A LETTER NOT A NOTE.

THANK YOU.

LYDIE.

I need a note saying I fell down a flight of stairs and twisted my ankle. And should be able to return to work on August 3, 2005

dear doctor

My name is Karen **** and i need a doctor exuse note to come back to work without getting fire i have missed alreade 3 day counting today please help me i cannot tell you my reson for missing because they are personal sorry will you please help i would appreciate.
thanks
personal info
karen
Address edited to protect the hopelessly naive

1) Lydie, I'm surprised you even got as far as college with your incredible ineptitude. By the way, no need to shout. And two posts are overkill.

2) Jacqueline, why? What did you skive work and attempt fraud to do? Was it worth it?

3) Karen, I applaud you for being the first to mention your address, in terms of contactability. But I must mark you way down for being so stupid as to post it on an open forum.

To summarise: all of you are idiots. It's best for this world if none of you hold any positions of power.

Dr. Boo

i need a doctor's note that says i had my ultra sound done(10 weeks pregnant) on 9/10/2005 @ 12:30 and that's why i was unable to be at work on time that day

I need a note excusing me from work on Saturday, Saturday, July 30th. The reason would be I had the flu. Need asap because I will get fired if I don't get it.

Nicole, I pity your child. 10th of September? Wow, that's thinking ahead! Kudos.

Lamar, first of all, flu takes a long time to get over. You being fine the next day is so not going to work.
Secondly, you shouldn't skive work if you don't want to be fired.

Dr. Boo

need a doctors note for knee surgury saying that i am ready for normal duties

I need a doctors excuse because i missed work Saturday 7/29/05 and i said i went to the emergency room because i was bleeding from my bowels.

i need a doctors note saying i had food poisinig for the day of august first. i cant go to work

Having said that, who in the name of GOD uses bleeding from the bowels as a skiving excuse?

My first thought would be 'sickness' or 'migraine'.
Not BLEEDING FROM THE BOWELS!
Jaysus.

Dr. Boo

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