Bigfoot Body Found—Sure to be a hoax
Status: Hoax
On Friday Aug 15 a press conference is scheduled in Palo Alto to present evidence suggesting that the corpse of a Bigfoot has been found in Georgia. DNA evidence and photo evidence will be presented. (Thanks to everyone who emailed me about this.)I'd just like to go on record before the press conference to predict that it's going to be a hoax. Bigfoot hasn't been found. Why? Because if a Bigfoot species existed in North America, it would have been found long ago. To remain hidden this long, the Bigfoot species would need to have supernatural abilities.
The evidence that's been leaked so far in support of the Bigfoot Body consists of a photo of what looks like a Bigfoot costume stuffed into a freezer.
Already the "Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization" is claiming that "The Georgia *Bigfoot Body* story is a hoax orchestrated by a veteran media hoaxer named Tom Biscardi."
See my list of Bigfoot Hoaxes for some of the history of Sasquatch shenanigans.
Categories: Cryptozoology Posted by Alex on Wed Aug 13, 2008 |
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I am shocked by the negativity that I am receiving about my statements of the supernatural origins of Bigfoot and my invisibility theory.However I maintain all of what I said and nothing anyone on this planet or any other will convince me otherwise. Isaiah August 19,2008
Posted by Isaiah on Tue Aug 19, 2008 at 01:45 PM
Hey, Isaiah. Too bad you wouldn't back your certainty with a wager 'cause I would be the winner:
http://www.cbs46.com/news/17232407/detail.html
"And we know god exists but there's no proof."
That makes at least two things you're wrong about. We DON'T "know" that God exists. Many people BELIEVE God exists but that is NOT the same thing as KNOWING, no matter how sincere the belief.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Tue Aug 19, 2008 at 04:35 PM
http://www.cbs46.com/news/17232407/detail.html
"And we know god exists but there's no proof."
That makes at least two things you're wrong about. We DON'T "know" that God exists. Many people BELIEVE God exists but that is NOT the same thing as KNOWING, no matter how sincere the belief.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Tue Aug 19, 2008 at 04:51 PM
Gee, what a surprise. I guess it's too late to issue similar arrest warrants on the Shroud of Turin. The statute of limitations has run out on that one. The Fox news story has an interesting link:
Click here to start your own Bigfoot hoax
Posted by Captain Al on Tue Aug 19, 2008 at 05:37 PM
Click here to start your own Bigfoot hoax
ATLANTA - Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit. Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice
Posted by Christopher on Tue Aug 19, 2008 at 06:26 PM
Well you may THINK you would have one your little wager BUT NOT FOR ONE MOMENT DO I BELIEVE THIS HOAX THEORY.Bigfoot exists. there are not rubber suits that look like this.For All we know someone on this very site could have paid the media to report it was a hoax.I still stand firm and say that this is real and that every word of all my comments are accurate.So keep on laughing-but not for long because I'm right.There is no possible way this is a suit(for more info refer to my previous comments).
Posted by Isaiah on Tue Aug 19, 2008 at 06:56 PM
sorry,small error in last comment.I meant to say "won" not "one.REMEMBER BIGFOOT LIVES!!AND THIS IS NOT A HOAX!!
Posted by Isaiah on Tue Aug 19, 2008 at 06:58 PM
Here's more solid proof this is not a costume,do costumes decompose and have organs coming out of them???NO!!!!!!! so I am right Bigfoot exists and My whole life will be spent proving that to the world.Bigfoot exists and is supernatural in origin this is proof!!!
Posted by Isaiah on Tue Aug 19, 2008 at 07:03 PM
NOTHING WILL CONVINCE ME THIS IS A HOAX OF ANY KIND.
Posted by Isaiah on Tue Aug 19, 2008 at 07:04 PM
As of now, I no longer believe that Isiah exists.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Wed Aug 20, 2008 at 01:58 AM
Cranky media guy,I'm here I exist but I don't understand your comment.I believe in Bigfoot.Nothing will convince me otherwise.
Posted by Isaiah on Wed Aug 20, 2008 at 04:29 PM
Isaih you clearly clearly need help CLEARLY!!!
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/08/19/6506011-ap.html
Posted by Silvar on Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 02:59 AM
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/08/19/6506011-ap.html
Assuming that you are not merely a troll, Isiah, would you believe that this Bigfoot was a hoax if the perpetrators said so?
Well, this is your lucky day!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,408082,00.html
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 05:35 PM
Well, this is your lucky day!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,408082,00.html
hi,Cranky Media Guy,very interesting theory on a possible hoax (in your opinion)still no,this does not convince me because if you think about this maybe the pressure of the publicity has made them claim it is a hoax when it's not.This body is clearly authentic in my mind.I'M NOT A TROLL.I'm sitting here at the computer at my home in upstate new York. thanks but,THIS IS NOT A HOAX IN ANY WAY. thanks again
Posted by Isaiah on Thu Aug 21, 2008 at 06:14 PM
CMG, I know God exists from personal experience, but I doubt you would accept my word on this as evidence. Various things that have happened to me in my life, and my family's lives, have convinced me. Scientific evidence? No, but enough for me. I forget which philosifer said "The proof of God's existence is the He does not need to exist to save us." Or something close to that, I haven't read philosophy in decades.
Posted by Christopher Cole on Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 04:49 PM
Everyone theres a new stoy on the weblog so i guess we need to go there Now...........
Posted by Silvar on Fri Aug 22, 2008 at 06:26 PM
"The proof of God's existence is the He does not need to exist to save us."
No disrespect intended, but that makes absolutely no sense at all to me. Even without the odd grammar bit.
Posted by Accipiter on Sat Aug 23, 2008 at 07:15 PM
No disrespect intended, but that makes absolutely no sense at all to me. Even without the odd grammar bit.
IT IS GENUINE.
Posted by Isaiah on Tue Sep 02, 2008 at 06:01 PM
SHUT UP ALREADY YOU NUT
Posted by Silvar on Wed Sep 03, 2008 at 03:14 AM
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