Here's a couple of vampire-themed websites sent in by visitors. First we have the
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. According to the blurb on the site, "From 1868 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA) was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe." And next we have
The Temple of the Vampire. If you want to live forever, then all you have to do is join the temple. The catch is that in order to join you have to buy their book,
The Vampire Bible. That's a good sales gimmick. I should try something like that for my book, such as if you want to achieve a state of absolute enlightenment, then you have to buy my book.
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This thread now seems like a hoax in and of itself.
Looks like the ToV won out. Too bad.
Glad to see you return... Seriously, WHO CARES what YOU think? Why are you posting here if you are so beneath it all?
Also, LONNIE, you are a TROLL.
"Why are you posting here or reading the comments if this forum is so beneath you? Just saying..."
I was typing too fast. 😛
Really, it is quite pointless coming on here and acting like a snob you silly person you. :lol:
Really, so how did they win? The opinions against the ToV seem to be pretty abundant elsewhere too and don't seem to be going away.
Yet I do think this thread has run out of steam.
However, just because there are a few silly and off topic comments here doesn't invalidate the other good points that were made here in earlier postings in this thread, in my opinion. Really, I would expect that in any forum like this. And the reader here has to separate the wheat from the chaff to form an opinion about the Temple of the Vampire.
So I suggest that those who are wondering about the ToV as a hoax to go back and read the earlier posts.
As of now, I doubt much more can really be said on this topic.
To this poster, you can use "image shack" to post them in this forum. If you do this I suggest you use the "preview" button when making a post in this forum to see if they post correctly before clicking on the submit button.
Thanks and look forward to seeing them.
It's just that certain people are sensative about certain things regardless of the topic.
I have noticed that when the tread goes into certain directions, certain people seem to get bothered in different ways.
The more personal it gets, the more people come out of the woodwork and accuse it of losing steam. I would say that this thread has been accused of losing steam about 20 times in it's entirety.
It just keeps coming back though...it won't go away.
Now..didn't somebody say something about some pictures!?
....and I really hate when people hijack names.
There are some inaccurate assumptions and silly comments about the Temple here yet they do make some good points on occasion.
http://www.otherkin.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1514
Around page 5 it gets pretty interesting.
Check out this thread. LttD really cracks me up with their double standards. It's a 5 page long rant and critisism of common questionable texts of the Holy Bible. Not only is this extremely cliche on a Satanic messageboard but it's highly hypocritical that they are allowed to question and pick on this yet when someone brings up the topic of vampirism (it's so extreme you don't even have to mention ToV), the subject is immediately discouraged.
The common answer is, "This is a messageboard about Satanism. All discussions about the ToV or vampirism should be directed at their messageboard."
It would be hilarious and awesome if someone (even better coming from a moderator who is anti-ToV) would go on there and say, "This is a messageboard for Satanists. All discussions on Christianity belong on Christian messageboards." :lol:
I think what you are saying is true about the double standard.
Maybe it is "politically incorrect" or taboo for some Satanists to bring up anything about Christianity or the Bible without the usual vampire-like knee jerk reaction? 😜 Anyway, I only focus on and read the posts that interest me.
Also, I think the moderators allowing this discussion shows some more open-mindedness and more mature attitudes on LTTD by some members.
And I do find your sarcasm to be funny. :coolsmirk:
Oh how I am tempted!
I wonder how fast I would be booted?
I just don't want to give up my double-agentness!
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Thank you for posting this link and I look forward to any more information that you can provide for us.
Your efforts are appreciated and keep up the good research.
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This is funny because I wanted to be sure this statement was true, so I called the IRS. I have not been able to locate any records that the TOV is tax exempt, other that their own statement. You're just believing what THEY say buddy.
They actually never claim tax exempt status.
You're free to contact them for a more direct answer.
We already have, in the last 7 posts.
Actually, I'm not sure if it falls under the category of hypocracy but who cares, it's junk and it's Nemo.
http://www.satannet.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=417342#Post417342
Since I'm not a member of the Priesthood, and I have the utmost respect for Magister Svengali, and don't want to get booted from LttD.
Unofficial reply to Nemo:
Where does that leave the ToV, your statement proves that you are riding the CoS' coat-tails. Because you managed to get your "scams" name on the "bunko-sheet" you get to refer to it as a "recognized source", thus you get to fool people into paying for useless information.
Beware, yes the ToV is mentioned on the CoS website but it is not compatible with Satanism, at the very least you will dump your money into something that will fancy talk you right out of your hard earned money.
Nemo...You are a ridiculous individual and you belong in a looney bin.
You should not be allowed to post a word next to Magister Svengali as you are a mere flea in comparison.
May the flea be treated as it is on a dog....or in a microwave!
I swear, he must go on and on about pseudo-Satanism just to obfuscate the position he's in as head of a highly suspect organization.
Ach, mein Gott, Nemo makes me sick. He's a sheep in wolf's clothing.
I completely believe that he refering to Nemo's book!
Also, whenever it is blatantly obvious that Nemo is being scrutinized he go off on a tangent as he did here.
I couldn't even stomach his "pseudo" rant, it was so full of s**t.
Just as fleas pop, plastic-fangs melt in the microwave!
*Laughs*
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Lacey-WA/Temple-of-the-Vampire/214823053917?ref=mf
It really doesn't matter which book, they are all a bunch of nonsense.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/49275298@N06/
There you can see (Adept) Isabel, his wife, AEnigma, and Linguascelesta.
I found some nice group shots of members of the CoS hierarchy near the Hellfire Caves.
Linguascelesta and I were good friends at some point, and I spent a couple of days in his house.
He showed me some pictures from a D.C. Conclave and showed me pictures of a man with a moustache, of average height, not particularly attractive. Linguascelesta referred to him as "Michael, or Faelyn", and during conversation he referred to him as "Nemo's son" and "Nemo Jr". He also mentioned Nemo's plans to hand over the Temple to Michael "Faelyn" Smith.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/49275298@N06/
And so far I am seeing the results of my desires unfold. :coolgrin:
Also, look on the cover of Nemo's book "The Fire WithinThe Fire From Within Nemo on Satanism Volume One" and this will validate the authenticity of these photos to the reader here.
I wonder what these revelations will do to the Temple, if anything.
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Thank you very much for the ammo, I mean photos.
Just a correction to one post above;
Essays in Satanism, and A Fire from Within are two different books by two different authors. One being Nemo (A Fire from Within) and the other being Magister Sass (Essays in Satanism).
http://stylesmind.blogspot.com/2010/03/report-on-cryonics-uk-weekend.html#comments
http://www.linguascelesta.com/
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I've always hated Linguacelesta, I feel like his Warlock status was only gained because of his affiliation with Nemo's cult.
Oh how I love color photos.