Suicide Jumper

Warning: Graphic. This is from an email going around:

A police officer sent this to me. It is not for the faint of heart. If you have a weak stomach, then don't look at the URL. It is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed. It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders. The faces of the bystanders is why I believe this is real..

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Posted on Fri Apr 22, 2005


Classic... Very nice post!

Posted by Mark-N-Isa  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  01:34 PM
Wow, it was a pretty nasty one.

Who's gonna notify the remaining members of the Dumpty family?

Posted by Rod  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  01:50 PM
I just see eggs.....Are u wasting food Alex???
Posted by X  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  02:22 PM
How is this a hoax? It looks real enough to me.
Posted by Big Gary C  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  03:11 PM
That is definitely real! And totally disgusting!! I'm appalled!
Posted by Glamcat  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  05:40 PM
Thanks Alex.
I needed that!
Posted by padego  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  06:00 PM
You made me hungry for bacon at 8:30PM. Thanks, Alex, verrryyyy funny.
Posted by stork  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  06:39 PM
Sick bastards. His life probably got so bad, he just couldn't take it & cracked.
Posted by Maegan  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  06:40 PM
Posted by Akirae  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  06:44 PM
I must be "sick", I actually looked! Because only "sick" people would choose to look at unpleasant things.

What a nice, simplistic little world someone lives in, where criminals and minorities are all Bad Guys, and daddy was a good man who drank, just like John Wayne and the President.

Hit the originator with the Grow-Up stick.
Posted by Barghest  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  07:03 PM
I'm trying to think of a witty line that involves eggs somehow. Needless to say, I can't so I'll just shut up right
Posted by Nettie  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  07:17 PM
"What a nice, simplistic little world someone lives in, where criminals and minorities are all Bad Guys," Barghest on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 05:03 PM

I like it when criminals are bad guys. Fortunately, they're the minority.
Posted by Chadds Ford Prefect  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  11:41 PM
Criminals aren't Good Guys? Wow. I don't know what world you're living in, but most of the criminals did some pretty bad things in the world I live in.
Posted by Soldant  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  01:53 AM
More to the point, where did the poor chap jump from? There doesn't seem to be a tall building next to the cadaver, and chickens can't fly. Unless he was catapulted into the air, I suppose - he is a suicide "jumper", not a "faller". There are so many puns one can make with the word 'egg', and it's good for the world that I haven't made any of them.
Posted by Ashley Pomeroy  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  05:18 AM
Anyway, how can we be sure that it's suicide? I know plenty of people who'd like to smash an egg's head in - hungry people, chefs, people who like egg-nog, omelette-makers, meringue-makers, chocolate-makers, the list is almost endless. Also: could this be an image taken on the home planet of Mork, from Mork & Mindy?
Posted by Ashley Pomeroy  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  06:05 AM
"More to the point, where did the poor chap jump from? "

I heard from one of the bystanders that there's a bread-box just out of the frame of the photo.
Posted by Katey  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  07:18 AM
I heard he was pushed by the butterboys. It's a conspiracy, them and their egg-beaters.
Posted by Soldant  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  07:58 AM
vary funny^^
Posted by js  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  10:01 AM
" can we be sure that it's suicide?"
You must be unfamiliar with the classic bumper sticker, beloved of conspiracy theorists everywhere, "Humpty Dumpty was pushed!"
It used to be right up there with "Raise the wages of sin" for popularity on VW Microbuses.
Posted by Big Gary C  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  03:31 PM
How about, if the poor victim was dropped from the sky? A messanger from the heavens, whose fellow beings simply misjudged the trajectory speed. What could they have told us? How could humanity have benefitted by the words of the unknown visitor? Alas, we shall never know.
Posted by stork  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  10:28 PM
I have an idea. Let's stuff his guts back inside him and tape the shell together and see what happens.
Posted by Soldant  on  Sun Apr 24, 2005  at  01:06 AM
Before opening the link, I was reading through your comments. I was thinking how cruel (yet funny)it was that you would all be making light of some poor mans desperate move. I was trying to figure out what kind of world we were living in where every other post about a suicide was a joke.

But then I opened it. So now I am going to have my Egg McMuffin and go on about my day, with a little bit bigger of a smile.
Posted by NDTgirl  on  Sun Apr 24, 2005  at  05:56 AM
"In a surprise press announcement today, the new Pope decreed that Mr. Dumpty's mortal remains should be hastened to the nearest kitchen and prepared Benedict style, as a reminder to all faithful followers that suicide is a mortal sin and that all transgressors would receive (or become) just desserts."
Posted by Accipiter  on  Sun Apr 24, 2005  at  07:10 PM
i was actually mortified at the posts till i looked at the link....
Posted by joeodd  on  Mon Apr 25, 2005  at  02:06 AM
Reminds me of a "Murphy Brown" episode I once saw:
"I saw him just before he died."
"Did he say anything?"
"Aaiiiiiieeeeeeee - "
Posted by Ledasmom  on  Mon Apr 25, 2005  at  05:17 PM
>>>Criminals aren't Good Guys? Wow. I don't know what world you're living in, but most of the criminals did some pretty bad things in the world I live in.<<<

Yeah, all those double-parkers and people driving in the carpool lane without passengers are PURE EVIL. And those people who pull the tags off mattresses? Or who eat grapes without paying for them in the store? When are they going to pass a law to pull them out into the street and shoot them?

If you've watched any cop shows in the last year, it's the same attitude. The cop knows the bad guy is guilty, so it's okay to beat him until he confesses. Watch the show with the blind detective, it's on Sundays, it's like the Spanish Inquisition. In the world I live in, you're innocent until proven guilty, and the authorities have to actually get evidence and put you on trial before they can punish you, and there's this little thing called the Constitution....

But I guess in your world, there are only Good Guys and Bad Guys, and there's really no such thing as false accusations, and if you weren't EVIL they wouldn't have arrested you, would they?

And forget about justifying some crimes. Why can't poor people have the decency to starve to death quietly, why do they have the nerve to try to undermine our profits by stealing food for their kids? Lousy evil criminals.
Posted by Barghest  on  Mon Apr 25, 2005  at  07:37 PM
It's the saddest picture i've ever seen. I don't know what to say. It reminds me of some of the horrors I witnessed as a child. Shame on you for posting such an eggseptionaly personal picture for the families and friends of the victim. Shame. You should be banned from the internet.
Posted by mister wood  on  Sat Apr 30, 2005  at  02:30 AM
hmmmm interesting....real good work.
Posted by jai  on  Sat Oct 29, 2005  at  02:08 AM
i found this cute, haha.

the poor jumper, he left a family in an egg carton behind
Posted by Eva  on  Mon Feb 20, 2006  at  06:56 PM
Posted by ShahRuFio  on  Sat Oct 14, 2006  at  01:28 PM
Alex you are king in joking!!!
Posted by Terry Brown  on  Mon Jul 14, 2008  at  07:19 AM
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