Here's a strange email hoax that
reportedly is spreading around India:
Tonight a rectoscalar wave is passing at 10.25 pm, Indian Standard Time.... This causes damage in mobiles and computers..... So switch off your mobiles and computers at the specified time... This has been published in todays The Hindu paper also.... Keep fwd this message to your friends and loved ones.....
Is there even such a thing as a rectoscalar wave? I did a google search and didn't pull up anything. Sure hope that wave doesn't reach America. Or maybe it already did. Maybe that's what caused those unfortunate election results.
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That, or all those rigged Diebold voting machines.
recto - A combining form indicating connection with, or relation to, the rectum; as, recto-vesical.
scalar - adj : of or relating to a directionless magnitude.
I take this to mean that a "massive fart" will somehow damage or destroy mobiles and computers. Kind of a funny joke, if you ask me.
Hm, I thought you Americans elected a President, not a model.
Sorry John, you are the missing link.
Slip in all the small or large political references you'd like! Considering the USA was raped by the outcome of this election, we certainly got a BIG surprise slipped in against our will - the giant phallus of Fundamentalism, that is.
Feel free to expound on the hoax that was supposed to 'protect votes from tampering' - Diebold GOP supporters promising to deliver Ohio to Kerry before the election, that is! LOVE Museum of Hoaxes, by the way.
-Losing My Mind in NYC
Bush does look like a Monkey!
But I don't think the Scalar Wars site can even touch Time Cube. Language is a human invention of an evil cubeless singularity!