Unfortunate Last Names

My friends were about to name their newborn child Aaron Sean Schulman... Do they realize that his initials spell A.S.S.?!

I share an apartment with a dude called Wilma Dikurt (he's German)...... "WILL MY DICK HURT"
how funny is that.

I used to work at a diner in Hollywood, FL with a girl called Jo King & her husband was called Wayne King!
It must be an English thing (Wayne King = Wanking (Jerking Off)). She didn't realise until she was talking about her husband with some tourists from the UK and they saw her name badge.

We laughed about that for days and days.

I was on a plane from Dallas to JFK and the pilot was called Captain Ivor Biggen.

there is this kid whose name is "marty grawe"

I DON'T HAVE AN UNFORTUNATE LAST NAME BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS LOWERY

I know a guy named Randy Muchmor. haha, what an awesome name.

There is a coach for the Arkansas State University Indians basketball team, Dickey Nutt he is well known around the world, if you don't believe me go to http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/mensbasketball/2005-10-20-nichols-shoes_x.htm?csp=34

There's a politician in Australia called Richard Face (Dick Face)..

Worked at a hospital and had a patient by the name of Latrina Johnson

Here in our city we have a chioropractor named Dr. Bonebrake.

i am not joking: there was someone called someone called Neil Down. and Onor Todd. I know someone who worked with a lady named Gail, a man called Hailstone and another man called Breeze. I AM NOT JOKING!!! Also there was a Russel Sprout.

I could not be more serious, but through work, I know of a guy named Anil Mistry. That is the best one I've ever heard!

I went to school with Anita Dyck and her brother Isaac. We also had a Michael Hunt ... NEVER went by Mike.

There was a kid at school with his last name Balls, but that's not the sad thing, my dad insured his dad, and his dad's name was Harry....

Harry Balls. Yeah, that sucks.

Funniest Ever? "Herb Eaverstank" ... see link,

http://findaperson.canada411.ca/10649/search/Find_Person?firstname_begins_with=1&firstname;=&name=eaverstank&city;_zip=&state;_id=&x=0&y=0

Holy Zarquon's singing fish!

As if Herbert wasn't an unfortunate enough name to be lumbered with . . . .

I worked with a guy named Richard Palmer. I didn't like him much so when I introduced him to people I always called him Dick Palmer. I though it had a lonely ring to it.

I works with a guy who's father in law is called Ivor Hardon

As for aptonyms, the IT support guy where I used to work was named Matt Hacker.

:-/ There was this guy that my teacher had to look up and his name was Ronald Fuck King

Also there is this girl at school named Anja Sofia Solonen Get it her initials ASS.

Know of a gyno doctor in the area name Dick Pees

The best I have ever seen was in basic training in the army. There were two soldiers; one was named Hiscock and the other Loving. The drill sergeants paired them together as "battle buddies" just so they could say "loving his cock get over here" with no comma.

this one was very unfortunate and previously posted, i feel it needs to be reminded again

an application for a turkish mba student is accepted by some shool, however the guy's name is Oral Taker. -not a common name in turkish either.

3 years he spent at the usa was a total nightmare.

(i guess his parents could never think of this)

My real name is Fawkes.

Fawkes Koral. Horrible, I know.

And in highschool I knew a guy called Jack Offe.

My grandfather's heart doctor was named Dr. Safety First. Honest!!

There once was a judge in the NY Syaye court named Judge Peter Schmuck.
He would not let anyone in his court get a name change.

"he would not let anyone in his court get a name change"

So, he was truly a Schmuck, then?

I had a teacher in junior high whos name was Mrs. Dick
But thats not the funny part....
She was married INTO the name by a guy whos first name was Harry.

Hilarious.
If your dumb you wont get it.
Joke format, true story.

i want to know for my homework what my last name verdugo means, and my first name ereni means. so if you can please help me to send this information to my yahoo mail.

:thank you:

One guy got sworn into the bar with me, his name was Rusty Messer...sounds right up there with Dirty Sanchez

Oh, I also forgot the local attorney whose name is "Robin Cheatham" with a hard "th" sound.

There used to be a gynocologist in Fairfax, VA named Harry Beaver. There was also a memeber of the credit union I worked at named Richard Head.

I've got all of you beat. I used to do flood maps for lending companies, and I once did a couple by the names of.

Husband's last name: "Ho"
Wife's mayden name: "Shit"

I can't recal their first names, but all I could think was about their children's last names.

Resume just came in for a Pretti T. Bush

I have a good buddy named Mike Christmas, and his sister's name is Mary. Her friends call her "Teecee" to make it easier on her.

ok kuntz is not pronounced cunts, its pronounced like koontz you big liar

well

I have a few. Growing up I was always teased because my last name was barney. Heres a few more.

1. Dick Wigger
2. Betty Azkica
3. Trevor Shoemaker
4. Omah Boods
5. KiKi Tinklewood
and for the chinese one

6. Shi Coksuker

These are all real names I found in my Phone book.

Worked recently with a chap named Wayne King. There is a Rugby League player here by the name of Carmichael Hunt. Never heard him called Mike. Also knew of a Plumber F.L. Oats.

My last name is Bullerdick. Had a harsh time growing up as a girl with that last name-but my dad seems to suit it. It's very masculine and appeared omnious to the gentlemen who would pick me up for dates. Yet-someday, when I marry, I'll be taking my husband's last name. Hopefully it will be Smith or Jones!

Well, if your ever in an area where there's a WaWa (a convenient store in the tristate area) look at the coffee cups. The guy who started WaWa, his name is Dick Wood. I personally find this funny as hell.

some very unfortunate names I've come across in my profession:

Stormy Knight (daughter named Amber - future porn star?)
Roch Gravel (pronounced "Rock")
Peter Abbott
Anita Byrd
William Williams
Cheryl Hiscock
Steve Stevens
Donald MacDonald
Barbie Dyke

Parents have 9 months to contemplate their child's name....in most cases, it's not misfortune, but parental ignorance or outright cruelty.

Im my school there is one kid named Jacob Jacobs.
In my town there is a family with the last name Whitehead (everyone in the family is a redhead), they actually called their daughter Poppy, thus making it Poppy Whitehead.
My friends boyfriend is called Richard Head, he goes mental when people call him Dick lol.
My last name is Hook, I asked Mum what other names she was thinking of calling me, she said that Dad wanted me to be called Fish, thus making my name Fish Hook, I'm glad Mum chose Brad as my name instead.
A girl at my school is called Shiny Penny.
The finance officer at my school is Haddor Way (had her way).
And finnaly my Dad's best friends last name is Sane, guess what he called his son...yep Justin, making it Justin Sane.
Victor Harbor must be the place for funny names.

My father was a Rabbi. When he was studying at the seminary in Cincinnati, one of the underclassmen was Richard C. Hertz (1916-1999), who later had a distinguished career in the Chicago and Detroit areas.

They put on a skit. My father played the professor who was performing a roll call. As he called out "Who's such-and-so?", each time one student would raise his hand. When he called out "Who's Dick Hertz?", they all raised their hands.

This is nothing suggestive, but the last name in my local telephone directory is Zebo Zzzent. Really, three consecutive Z's. He graduated last in his class, at least at the ceremony.
There used to be a Chris Shithead. He is no longer listed. Damned kids.
We do still have a Ravi Shitut and an Osama Aaflaq.

THERE IS A LADY THAT WORKS AT THE SAME PLACE AS MINE, HER NAME IS BRENDA SMELLIE BUT TRIES TO TELL EVERYONE THAT ITS PRONOUNCED "SMILEY"...I AM SORRY BUT WHEN YOU HAVE A NAME THAT IS SPELLED "SMELLIE" THEN YOUR NAME IS SMELLIE (STINKY) NOT SMILEY OR SMILES!!!

I studied in Argentina for a semester and I can't forget one ad I saw from a beauty salon. The featured stylist's last name was Fucks and on the bottom part it has simulated pen writing: Her first name followed by her last name of Fucks and in Spanish it said to call her e.g. Elizabeth Fucks llame (Call) 456-6564. Eeminded me of the messages you see written in a bathroom stall. I confirmed that the simulated pen writing was real because I saw another company ad with another featured stylist with her first and ordinary last name written with the same message urging the viewer to call the phone number for an appointment. I told this to a couple of Argentines but they didn't see the humor unless I explained it to them. I am sure somebody or tourist called Ms. Fucks. I wish I at least took a photo to send it to Howard Stern. 😉

I used to go to school with a girl named Jackie Adcock, who was a quite attractive (but stuck up)prep.