Unfortunate Last Names

Biggest real estate agent in Conway, Arkansas was named Dick Longing. Alas, the company passed to his son, who changed the name to something not funny.

At Georgia Tech the new engineering/science building is named after Dr. Ernskine Love and his wife Gay. That's right, she was named Gay Love. The building was named the Love Building but it would have been better/funnier if it were named the Gay Love Building.

one of my college proffesors name was Harry Lhongesta Dick he siad it was asian or something

Another Ripley's name: Harry H. Beaver. He was some guy named on a plaque in my church in VA, which always caused screachy laughs from the immature Sunday school kids. And myself.

http://www.asian-athlete.com/AthleteDisplayForm.aspx?ID=321

There's a Steve Suk that plays hockey for the Macon Whoopie, some Georgia amateur team.

If I'm such a jock why am I so strapped?

I knew this girl when I was growing up that was named Tammy Turnipseed. I've also come across a Gugi Oygster, Kimberly Wimberly, Ian Frankenstein, and James rides at the door.

The Urologist that did my vasectomy several years ago was Dr. Dick Chop.

I was driving through Maine with a friend years ago and saw a sign that said "Dick Swett for Mayor". We laughed all the way to Vermont.

Also, a girlfriend of mine very briefly dated a man name Mike Quatsch - as her friends, we were pretty much compelled to ask her the name of who she was dating, everytime we saw her. All comedy, all the time.

Here in New Zealand, I work for a large company that has many people with odd names. The two I know personal are an American engineer named Al Christ, who married a local girl called Helen. Think upon that name change.

Then again, down south we have a senior operations manager named Portly Griffith. How appropo the name is I cannot vouch for.

I remember there was an older woman in my hometown (NRW, germany) and her name was Frau Kaakschiess - which means Poo-shit. I dont know if shes still alive or has any relatives who kept the name. My dad once told me that she wanted people to pronounce her name in a different way, so that it sounds more adequate.

btw. marco bode is a german football player

now bring on some more cool names;)

In reply to Jules Sep,19 2004. There was a story going around that my father's first wife was called Lettuce. I went to a funeral a few months ago and walking around the creamatorium while having a smoke (oops no pun intended) I found my father' plaque and right next to it LETTUCE PEARCE RIP 1937.

No joke - although it sounds like one:
While we were at Bible College in Saskatchewan, Canada, there was a teacher named Mr. Dyck (pronounced as if it were a part of male anatomy). His daughter, Jennifer, married a young man with the last name of Harder.

It was listed in our paper and our college newsletter as the "Dyck-Harder" and "Harder-Dyck" wedding, respectively.

I was watching the news once and there was this lady talking and the caption under her said her name was India Dick. I was laughing so hard I was rolling on the floor, that was the best newscast ever!

Knew a kid growing up whose last name was Guzzler. Unfortunatley, he joined the Navy. For 2 years his rank was "Seaman." Don't think he enjoyed his time at sea.

I used to work retail, and one of our regular customers was Harry Heine (pronounced hairy hiney).... he really was a butt.

there was loads of people i my school with hilarious names such as Ima Dick,Ben Dover,Dick Banucha, Mary Iza Focker and there was a german proffeser called Mr Clit Focker

"I used to work retail, and one of our regular customers was Harry Heine (pronounced hairy hiney).... he really was a butt.
Posted by BrookeLyn on Thu Feb 03, 2005 at 10:00 AM" ... I don't get it. Was it a drug store? Did you sell butt stuff? I'm confused

Reading through the Caterpillar library list of available technical papers, I noticed a publication authored by Amad Fukker.

A square dance caller in Wisconsin has the name Clayton Pidgeon. Thus: Clay Pidgeon

I went to school with a kid named Rusty Anchors... and I didn't 'get it' until I told my sister. *sigh*

MY DAD WAS BUILDING A HOUSE FOR A FAMILY OF RIA'S, HIS WIFES NAME WAS DIANE BUT SHE TOLD ME TO CALL HER DIA. I ALMOST BURST OUT LAUGHING, DIA RIA.

I knew somebody in Elementry named Kris Azhul... She said it was from Brazil

My friends sisters friends name is Rusti Nail

I work for a tech support for a medical website company and deal with many many people every week. I come across some interesting names all of the time. I actually just got off the phone not too long ago with a Susan MyCock, who I actaully have to call back later today. It is spelled with a capital M and a capital C. Also had to help a doctor locate a patient in the database the other day named Sandi Cucci. I will definately post more when I come across them

harry weiner

When i was a warehouse supervisor some time ago we had a guy who worked for a company named Square D, they make electrical boxes and such well i got to know the sales man fairly well but not that well his name was Dick Lipps and he didnt go by Richard either he said his name helped him sell his product, oh well !!!!

My friends cousin knows a guy named Phil M'arriere (Fill My Rear) 😊

Yes, my name actually is Candace Barr. It's actually kind of common from my searches of the name. I hate being called Candy, Candy Barr, and the like. My aunt says I should like it b/c that's why I got the name, but I feel that they had no way of telling that I would like it, so naming me by that assumption was a mistake, and I'm not budging. My mom worked with someone by the name of Candace (or one of its variants) Cain (or one of it's variants--I never me tthe woman myself) who went by Candy Cane. Hey, whatever makes you happy, do it, but I am NOT trying to be known as Candy Barr. At least I'm not Robert Robinson (my younger brother)--horribly repeptitive.

I just wanna say that this is a hell of a lovely thread!:-)

I used to process resumes for a Temp Company & ran across:
Hunter Green, Sea Foam, & Autumn Mist
as applicants.

I know someone named john Gay. the last name Gay is very unfortinate because everyone says he is gay before they even know him.

When I was in the USAF there was a girl there named Michelle Infinger. I just ran into an old client named Richard Boner, AKA Dick Boner, Rich Dick, Rich Boner or whatever you choose. I also recently ran into an executive at a company called Trianz in CA, Sanjay Shitole, AKA Mr. Shitole. Take your pick which name you like best, or would hate to have.

A woman who was/is the director of a local arthouse cinema (The Filmhouse) whose name is Gay Cox.

These examples arn't funnny, but I found out my name means "the man" and I'm a girl. Gee, my friends got a laugh out of that one.....

And my sister's name means "Judged by God". Shee took that one pretty bad.

I DON'T HAVE AN UNFORTUNATE LAST NAME AT LEAST I DON'T THINK I DO BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS LOWERY

Throughout high school I had classes with a kid named Gavin Soras (pronounced by the teachers as "gav-in sor-az" but to the rest of the school said it differently. "gave-in sore-ass") we were so terrible...

Please don't contact me. My sexy last name is pravite. I have a friend whose name is Berney Asscrack. You can write about him. OKay? :p

I work in a hospital there have been a lot of patients with funny names. The only one I can think of right now is Harry Johnson, We had two different patients with that same name.

I know this is mostly about the names of people, but I think I have one from the local area. Inhabitants of Brisbane, Australia, ought to be able to confirm that, up until a couple of years ago there was a second-hand car dearership called "Mike Hunt's Wholesale Cars" that was in Acacia Ridge.

Worse, the dealership was diagonally across the road from "Beaver Packaging".

While, sadly, Mike Hunt has moved on, Beaver Pagkaging is still there, albeit without the same degree of visual entertainment.

Octothorn

In high school we had a substitute teacher who told us his name was Mr Kuntz, then proceeded to tell us that for lunch that Friday we were having fish sandwiches

I used to work in a coffee shop on the lower east side of NY, the manger there was...... wait for it......... IVOR BONER !!!!!

That's nothing I worked in a bank in Miami, and the Manager was Mike Oxlong....(my cocks's long)!

Hi all.... I live in the same apartment block as a Mailman called Phil Pantz !!!!!!!!!!!

My personal favorite is a voice actor by the name of 'Dick Smallberries Jr.' I can imagine he'd envy 'Hugh Bauls'.

:red: There was a police officer in L.A., some 30yrs ago. His name was Harold Cherry. His wife's father's name was Buster. So, guess what they named their son? You go Buster Harry Cherry

At school here in Mexico City, i have a classmate with the surname "Jardon". The fun is lost on most non-english speaking friends.

Harry Ball was my high school janitor.

There was a guy at my high school by the name of "Lucius Pusey" pronounced: "LOOSHUS POO-SAY" and the worker on the school loudspeaker had run off a list of student names [for an important school activity], yet she was unsure of how to pronounce Lucius's name, so she ended up sounding like "lus-cious p-*-s-s-y." And everybody in the whole school was cracking up laughing so hard hearing it. I'll never forget that one.

My friend's last name is Grossman.

I'm sure you've all heard the celebrity name of Rider Strong.