Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school?
Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
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Y'know, rather than a HOAX WEBSITE?
"I need a doctors note stating i was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!!
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:03 AM
I need a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:05 AM
since i dont know if i was specific i need : a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!! with some kind of stomach illness of some sort please help me i will flunk out of high school if you dont come through >.<
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:07 AM
lol ok i see why haggii hates you people so much XD you morons dont even realize that telling the truth works :p it worked for me. Are you guys really so stupid that you cant read the top of your screen that says and i quote : " If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained. " geez you guys are dumb
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 16, 2005 at 01:53 PM"
(head of this site)
i see you have continued to allow people to think that you will give them doctor's notes by allowing them to continue posting pleas on your sites. I think that when people see that so many others are asking for notes, surely someone is getting one. I for one am certainly not "dumb".
I simply posted a request with a 'maybe it will maybe it wont' attitude and I firmly believe that was the same attitude of other desperate hookie-players.
I think you are the dumb one to call out so many people you dont know for responding to YOUR misleading site.
If it bothers you so much that people are falling for it, take it down.
Kristen, that's from the original post. If that seems ambiguous to you, you seem dumb.
It's a HOAX site and, as such, reports hoaxes, scams and the like. It also promotes discussions of these things, hence people being allowed to post on the topic.
If none of you are capable of reading or using logic, that's your problem, not ours.
And, by the way, I am not host of the site, and the views I post are mine alone, although many others may agree with me.
For fu*k's sake.
Boo: I just love the fun you are having with the moron's :=) :=) :=)
Kriv
Kriv.john [[[AT]]] gmail.com
Well, you can't have one, Robert.
I'd be more vitriolic, but your idiocy is sapping my energy.
Oh, and can you write one for July 10th saying how I've made a miraculous recovery and can come back to work now?
P.S. do you know any friendly undertakers who might be 'persuaded' to arrange a mock funeral for me?
Genius.
Pure genius.
*sobs*
P.S. Just close the thread!
If this thread tops Google for fake doctor's notes, and I make a hoax site for people to ask for fake doctor's notes, and post a link to it here... Hmm...
Now the only question is, do I do it for money? Or just for the sheer entertainment value?
Anyone?
A sick note for 'Steven E. Honaker', citing 'a preliminary diagnosis of Pneumonia' and recommending one week's bed-rest has been dispatched directly to your place of work.
Enjoy your rest and I wish you a full recovery.
Mariano, words fail me. They really do.
I'll be back on form in a couple of days. You'll have to wait until then.
asap.. please!!!!
*shakes Magic 8 ball*
NO!
Jesus, none of you even bloody managed to combine capitalisation and spelling.
Go on, why the hell do you think you deserve a fake sick note?
I want an essay, no less than 5000 words.
And, Zachary, be polite when begging for a faux sick note. Abruptness is so hurtful when you appear to be asking for a favour.
Come on, Robert, if that is your real name.
5000 words on why you deserve a sick note. Go.
And 'He relase is not yet confermed'?
Ohmygod! Sweet Jaysus!