Adela forwarded me this email, wanting to know if it's real or fake:
Need a dog??????????
An actual ad from Colorado!
FREE to an approved home. Excellent guard dog, loves other small-dog breeds. Answers to the name of Dolly.
Will eat anything, owner cannot afford to feed her anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood. Your help will be appreciated...
The text, I assume, is fake. But the picture looks real. That's just a big dog. Looks like a
mastiff. I've become more familiar with very big dogs ever since my parents got a 180-pound Great Dane named Falcon. He's so big that every picture we take of him looks photoshopped. Here's a picture of me and Falcon (and my wife on the left) taken over Thanksgiving while visiting my parents. Note how Falcon's head appears to be at least twice the size of my head. That's not a trick of the camera. His head really is twice the size of mine, and I don't have a small head.
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Smallest Living Dog
Man, that's going to be news to her.
... Alex may be a little disappointed to find this out, too.
little people next to you
you should have more space
Large dogs beset
Fair photos there
Ferocious in appetite
Hate to step in his dogpile
And which one is the sofa?
The one that drools is the dog.
Big Gary's haiku
Last line's seven syllables
Instead of normal five
Stork's haiku is wrong
All the lines are five syllables
Not five-seven-five
Rule is seventeen total.
Stork's haiku is fine.
Here there is no need to war.
Spirit comes before the form.
PS- Alex, I didn't know you were a midget, too...
Big dog needs new home
Only one problem with it
Takes up lots of space
Oh and the haiku are actually very good,just are not the correct syllable number.
Also,please criticise my haiku wherever it is.
no i just joking . dog is good friend of peopl .
i have one it not big but fat hhh
in te big darc braun dog i nead a gard dog.
iv got an american pit bull mix.
i wod lic 2 know if its a female or a mail and hau old it is and if it haves ani ingection ????
P.s My ingles sucs..
im dutch...
I guess it eats a lot every meal.You are not afraid beside it?
I would think he is a mutt,maybe a great dane
and a mastiff put together?He must drool alot.
I wonder can you ride him like a horse?Bye.
P.S.Have fun:).
What do you think a Boerboel is??
A South African Mastiff!!
i found this add looking it up the african bull massive
First..you mean Bull Mastiff.
Second there is no such thing as a South African Bull Mastiff..
Boerboels are not related to Bull Mastiffs in any way other then they are both Mastiffs. DNA testing has proved this...
Common sense people..that dogs photo has been stretched..my god it's not Pumpkin head do the research...
Where do you people get this information??