The wild Haggis (plural: Haggi) lives in the highlands of Scotland. It is round, four-legged, fur-covered, and usually less than a foot in length (comparable in size to a grouse). It is a shy creature, rarely seen, and for this reason there is some disagreement about its exact morphology and habits.
It is generally agreed that the legs of the Haggis are longer on one side of its body than the other, in order to allow it to better stand on the steep slopes of the highlands. As a consequence, the haggis can only run around hills in one direction, and to catch one you run around the hill in the opposite direction. It is also advised to disguise your scent with liberal amounts of whisky, and adopt a stumbling gait, swerving from side to side, so that the animal won't see you coming.
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