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Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:58 PM
Gee Evildream, you suck. Big Time!
:down:
Sorry, I'm not the best at being mean |
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:02 PM
umm.. at this rate my teacher will think im a very likeable guy |
padego
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:17 PM
your diction is terrible, you can't spell worth shit, speaking of which, you smell funny. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:17 PM
Conversing with you makes me long for the lucidity of Hairy or Raoul.
So there.
😠 |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:22 PM
Well you do have 4 day's in which to get more comments you dirty rotten scoundrel!
I suck at being mean to people. LOL |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:23 PM
You blow goats, and stop longing for my lucidity... it's mine, and you can't have it |
stork
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:43 PM
Mistress Carissa spites you as a Mendicant, evil worm. You are not worthy of her sweet punishments. |
stork in the Enclave
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:48 PM
Garden Gnome festered brain buffoon! All Fool's Day election be thy just dues for tempting the Prelates. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:02 PM
And you thought that asking your internet "buddies" to help you on a project is a good idea? Hmmm...of all the idiotic things you could do! |
Katherine
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:13 PM
Awww, Smerk, I think it's kind of sweet, actually. Let me try:
You onomatopoeia, you!
Good enough? 😊 |
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:16 PM
umm.. well so far the mos hurtful were hairy ans smerk... and i do not blow goats, i blow sheep. |
Sharruma
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:23 PM
Why you, you you human you.
Sorry, worst insult I could think of. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:25 PM
Okay, I thought mine was one of the most pathetic! I can lay on the sarcasm a bit too thick...
Now for my curious side - what's the purpose of getting people to hurl written abuse at you? Is it supposed to be a study on what people say, or how you react to it? |
Katherine
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:34 PM
Oooh, maybe it's like the famous study where they tested how much pain you'd be willing to inflict on people if ordered to do so? |
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:38 PM
i cant tell you untill im insulted 12 more times |
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:40 PM
real insults please |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:44 PM
Ok....
If we killed everyone who hated you it wouldn't be murder, it'd be an apocolapse. Your postings are so weak and boring it proves that you've got an IQ of about 2. Pity it takes 3 to grunt.
You're so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper. The only reason you passed your last class is that your professor just couldn't take your sheer stupidity any longer... I could suggest that you commit suicide now, except that i know you will probably screw that up too!
(God, this so goes against the grain for me! I feel awful, lol!) |
Smerk
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:49 PM
Winona, you're evil! :lol: |
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:50 PM
ow that stung...and i did get some ass resently, you were just sleeping when i did.
:coolsmirk: |
Sharruma
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:52 PM
I'd have trouble insulting people even if it was called for.
Okay *sigh*
You vomit making, rotting piece of distended camels rectum.
You peppermint herbivore in a hungarian unicyclist's posing pouch.
You blemish on a pimple on the backside of a warthog.
You masticating moronic low life scumbag of a suburban sociopath.
You prevariacating pontiff epitomizing the left left leg of an enraged gazebo.
That'll have to do for now. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:53 PM
LOL!!!!
ED, you make soda come out of my nose.... guess I'm whipped for the insults.
It really does suck trying to insult someone you like by the way. I'm still trying to recover! |
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:56 PM
um actual disses not your vocabulary skills |
Sharruma
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:58 PM
Well if you're not gonna let me play :-( |
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:59 PM
why thatnk you winona i didnt know you liked me!!! :lol:
i thought i was a disration for site go-ers.
this i s so great you people are giving me so much to write about. |
Evildream
in You mamas house
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:00 PM
distraction^ sry |
Citizen Premier
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:02 PM
You're using the forum for your homework. That makes me hate you. A lot.
Fag. |
Smerk
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:12 PM
Okay, one I've read so you can't credit me for it. I've always wanted an excuse to use this one...you are the shrivelled testicles of a sterile donkey. |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:16 PM
May the fleas of a thousand cats infest your clothing. |
Citizen Premier
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:28 PM
How is this going to fit into your project, anyways? These are hardly ideal circumstances to conduct psychological experiments. You probably would have realized that if you weren't a COMPLETE FUCKING RETARD. FUCK. |
Sharruma
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:32 PM
I'm still upset about him not liking my insults :(
I mean insults are insults no matter what form they might take, but I suppose you're too stupid to realise that. |
stork in the Enclave
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:43 PM
You dare say - real. Post your address, here, and I'll ensure that the Mistress visits to humiliate you further, Scum. What do think your Psycology 101 grade is for, anyway, doofas? Buy the books, attend a few classes, submit a late paper, get 3 credits. You f--king moron! |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:56 PM
You eat more ass than the whole of Yankee Stadium on "Free Hot-Dog Day".
And you bear a striking resemblance to the "new" Michael Jackson.
And kids are safer around HIM. |
Charybdis
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:05 PM
I didn't want to do this but here goes.
Akennin katogin sorudi zhaksi koresin
There. I'm so ashamed of myself.
Ray Bradbury
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stork in the Enclave
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:06 PM
Okay, here's the challenge, Assbag. Come up with your *own* ultimate insult for yourself. Post it, then see if it matches the response. One mind against dozens. And Sharumma should be the judge. |
Charybdis
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:21 PM
You're such a complete waste of a human being that you couldn't even get Rod to argue with you.
You're so ugly that if you were a woman even Stephen wouldn't nail you.
You're such an assnumbingly braindead cumtoastie that even Hairy won't make fun of you.
I've had much more enjoyable evenings researching the evolution of the chav.
Bradbury
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stork in the Enclave
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:34 PM
Evildream, you suck at this! What, did you fall asleep over your own books? It's simple, dude, you could start with your Mother, the hairy slut, who pleased many a Naval ship crew in port. Then go on to your suppossed Father, the drunken gambler, who ruined the family & took your virginity. Then start with your screwed up self. Take the challenge, and be creative. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:34 PM
You? Well, you're the shit that SHIT scrapes off its shoes.
Samsquanch (TPB RULES!) ass would be preferable to the stench of your breath.
Me: Did it hurt?
You: Did what hurt?
Me: When you fell out of the ugly tree and got hit in the face by every branch on the way down. |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:37 PM
Chry, I pulled a muscle, thank you very much. 😉 |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:37 PM
"You're such a complete waste of a human being that you couldn't even get Rod to argue with you." - Charybdis
Damn, it's been ten minutes and I'm still chucklin aboot that one.
:lol: |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:43 PM
Honestly- I'm appalled at the comments here on this Personal Attack thread. Isn't this a Hoax Site? Can't you people stay on topic? God, it's like you're all following a glowing orb down a dark hallway, transixed by its radient power, hypnotized by its pulsing, green aura, losing yourselves in the growing hum of its inner machinery, forged by unknown hands for an unknown purpose... focus, will ya? |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:51 PM
:P TTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPT! |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:51 PM
I've finally figured it out!
Rod, your spelling of 'aboot' has been annoying me since yesterday. I know you said it was supposedly how canadians pronouce the word, but I finally figured it out that it's actually more scottish to me... |
Smerk
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:52 PM
Aah, good to see Winona's direct and to the point... :lol: |
Sharruma
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:59 PM
Wait
Hold on!
You mean this forum is supposed to be about hoaxes?
Damn you Evildream and your clever ploy to hoax us all into throwing insults at you! |
Sharruma
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:03 PM
Ok Got it
You're so clever Evil dream
If brains we farts you wouldn't have enough to...
Hrm, no hold on
If brains were gunpowder you'd...
er no thats wrong too
hrm
Aah, I know
If farts were gunpowder your ass would be sensational 😊
Warned you I wasn't any good at this :( |
Katherine
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:15 PM
This thread is entertaining. Maybe it's a project on the mob mentality?
P.S. Bradbury Bradbury Bradbury! |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:40 PM
Evildream, are you hoaxing all of us?
Spit it out, what's up? You said that after you got some insults you would tell us what this "project" is so out with it already! LOL |
Smerk
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:09 PM
I just find it extremely sad that the majority of posts in the past 2 hours have been either the insults here or posts on the musical condoms...what does that say about us? :roll: |
Sharruma
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:11 PM
I think it makes us fun loving 😊 |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:20 PM
or sexy and mean. 😊 |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:55 PM
What I find funny is that I checked the Recent Comments page and found this...
"I just find it extremely sad that the majority of posts in the past 2 hours have been either the insults here or posts on the musical condoms...what does that say about us?" - Smerk
Followed almost immediately by this...
"Hmmm...what about Push it by Salt 'n' Peppa?" - Smerk in Musical Condoms
And only two minutes later!
Damn, Smerk, I gotta love that sense of haha!
:lol:
And it could be worse, you could be reading Tim's stuff again.
Once I read a book aboot space by Ray Bradbury 😜 |
Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 12:03 AM
I know...it's just the way my brain works...
I was vaguely wondering when someone would pick that up...I'm now laughing so hard I'm finding it hard to type...and I'm crying!
Error! :lol: |
Rod
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 12:20 AM
I would have gotten to it sooner, Smerk, but I was watching a movie, and when I do that, it's the ONLY thing my computer will do at that time. If I can make one person laugh, my day is complete.
You know, maybe it was just a test as to whether or not we could even stay on topic while joyfully ripping someone apart...
So... Evildream is just sooo Bitner.
(Like anyone here will even understand that... Well, maybe Hairy) |
Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 12:32 AM
Never mind. The (real) reason for the funny posting is simply that I had got back from my lunch break and was playing catch-up! I truly didn't think too much of it, then having you catch me out, I'm still giggling over it!
And as for off-topic posts, go read my comments on the Apology thread. 😜
Ooh, and, error
Ooh ooh, Ray Bradbury... |
Boo
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:33 AM
Smerk?
(Ray Bradbury)
We do not say 'aboot' around here!
Next you'll be assuming that we all wear kilts and say 'och aye the noo'!
😜
Oh, and evildream? You're a steaming pile of rancid cowshit shat out by the diseased heifer that is your mother. |
Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:43 AM
Boo?
No I wont. I do know quite a few Scots here. And there is one lady who is scottish and does pronounce it as 'aboot'.
Error.
Ray Bradbury. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:53 AM
Aboot.
Eror.
Bradbury.
😊
Alex is going to wonder exactly how many of us have ANY sanity left...
:lol: |
Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:55 AM
Any sanity left? Did anyone have any sanity to begin with? 😕 |
Boo
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:55 AM
I have to ask about the 'error'.
What the dickens?
Smerk, I was only kidding. I wuffs you really.
😊
Ray Bradbury |
Boo
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:55 AM
Wait, wait. Rod misspelled it, didn't he? |
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