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kahn
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 | 08:32 AM
what could be the best profession for me ? |
kahn
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 | 08:34 AM
how this thing works?
when will i die? tell me i want to knw |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 | 09:44 AM
You will die on February 2, 2006 at 03:27 GMT. Either that or you'll win the lottery. The future is cloudy. |
psychic biatch
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 | 10:49 PM
Tomorrow you will wake up, not only that, but you will most likely eat something tomorrow. you will blink, breath and some of you will die. SOOO it's not that cloudy. The sun will rise tomorrow. You will get married in four months, but if you don't it's because you threw off the universal energy field. Which means that everything starts over. So if I say it happens and it doesn't, that's the reason. So I am never wrong!!!!!!! |
DFStuckey
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 | 05:09 PM
Kahn, this works by testing your brain.
If you use this board, it means your brain does not work and your future is clearly poor. |
Christina
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 | 11:18 AM
Hi my name is christina my birthday was on march 10 and i am 18 years old now just wanted to know is when i will be asked out for the first time and what his name is plez plez tell me its driving me crazy i feel that no one will like me for who i am and i will never be with someone that i like thanks
Christina |
Carter S
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 | 12:13 AM
One last time: You can NOT get your future told here!!! daaahhhh!!
Christina, you need some self-esteem. We all feel like that at times. It's normal. Just live your life and don't worry about it. It will most likely fall into your lap. |
Girjesh Dhar Dubey
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 | 08:52 PM
Hi,
I am Girjesh. I am an engineer. My D.O.B is 04/09/78.Ti.e 18:15. Place Varanasi, India. I want to know what i would be doing in after 5 years. Please can i know that. |
Amber Dent
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 | 10:19 AM
I need to know if i can be skinny, and beautiful, popular in my high school, and get the guy i want to spend the rest of my life with forever. Please help me mind reader... I will be happy if my wish comes true. Thanks
-Amber |
Vikram Kumar RAnu
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 | 07:26 AM
I know I am going to become famous and to earn the highest income of the world. But I don;t know when?????????????? |
DFStuckey
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 | 09:46 PM
Vikram, you will acheive this aim in a very short time; Shortly after this posting becomes known, an American television network will want you to satr in it's newest reality show, "The Doofus In America". You will get to travel the United States, and be filmed in all your adventures with people who will sell you. the wolrd's richest man, such things as The Brooklyn Bridge. Many women will desire you and your afem will be global
But all this depends on you doing one thing first; You _must_ not lesnerize for at least one full year. |
sonia
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 | 08:45 AM
Hi I'm in a relationship with a peru he's a scorpio and I'm a aqarious. are we going to get merried are we going to last |
DFStuckey
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 | 10:41 PM
Sonia, a peru scorpio is always a much riskier proposition than a scorpio man as a partner; Particularaly as an Aquarian, he will always be asking you to fetch drinks, being a water sign.
This relationship will last only under three conditions -
1. If he wants you to have lesbian sex with another woman, you MUST do so.
2. He must be willing to shave his head at least once a year.
3. Neither of you must lesnerize for at least the first ten years of your relationship, starting form you first date; If either of you do, it will end badly in an incident involving cheese, and some kind of transportation device.
Good luck to you both! 😊 |
sadeya
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 | 02:00 PM
i really want to know what is wriiten in my life for the future. so plz will you kindly tell me what will be my profession in 3 years and who will be my life partner. |
Akhilesh Tripathi
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 | 11:30 PM
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Santosh
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 | 10:39 PM
i want to know how my future is going to be and whether i am going to have an arranged or a love marriage? |
DFStuckey
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 | 11:57 PM
Santosh, the future for you is this; You will live about 90 years, but not where you are now. You will find a good job although you will need to retrain several times as the computer industry will change an awful lot and the cure for the health complications caused by the work-related implants to your brain will not be available until almost the time you become head of department.
As to love or arranged marriage, it seem syou will marry for love someone that you meet through your family - His name is Mohan and the fact that you fall in love with him so quickly and deeply will suprise everyone.
But this will all come to pass only if you do NOT repeat NOT lesnerize for at least the next three years. |
elizabeth
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 | 07:19 PM
i just want to know my all my future |
SASHA
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 | 06:24 PM
I WANT TO KNOW MY FUTURE I AM LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND |
jklmnop
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 | 06:39 AM
will i get married to my love |
DFStuckey
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 | 06:10 PM
My apologies for not answering before;I have been on an astral plane and it was delayed by a divine headwind.
Elizabeth, all your future belong to us.
Sasha, you will find a girlfriend sometime within the next lunar cycle; She will be everything you desire and will have a strong physical attraction to you. Trouble is, her boyfriend has a murderous rage in him - Useful in his work as an enforcer for CD pirates - And he will do something about it. The signs are not clear, but your body will mainly be found near water within a week of your dissapperance, except your internal organs, which will become famous due to being located in Wendy's salads across Europe. Hope this is of comfort.
jklmnop ( May I call you jk for short?), this depends on whether your faith allows marriage between people and food. I am sensing you love something involving chocolate and possibly either nuts or a legume often called a nut by error . . . Either way, do practice safe sex, and lesnerise at least once a day. |
shradha
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 | 12:35 PM
tell me my past n i'll believe in ur future |
D F Stuckey
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 | 01:47 AM
shrada, it is not MY future you should believe in, it is that which is your own.
As to your past . . . The only obvious things I pick up are that you have lived on the North American continent, have had serious run ins with your school authority - The worst being in the last six months of that time - you have difficulty with spelling and possibly reading, bought a cellphone because all your friends did in the late 1990s ( The same model as your girlfriend at the time ), and you constantly chafed under your Christian upbringing which you rejected about a decade or so ago.
Any of that correct?
Anyway, your future is very fuzzy to me - Though it does involve politics or political protest in some way. |
preeti singh
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 | 09:14 PM
tell my future about my marriage. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 | 09:04 AM
I would gladly tell you about your marriage but the goat has already made a special request of us to not provide any advance information.
baaaahhhhhhh.... |
glenda fields
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 | 11:28 PM
my question is who am i going to marry and when? |
DFStuckey
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 | 12:06 AM
Glenda, ther eis some confusion about your future: I assume you are an only child who has few relatives, since you are not already married and live in Alabama - Your lack of conformity to the status quo disturbs the etheric vibrations.
In any case, the person you marry would appear to be in your life very soon . . . Although at first it would seem a very poor match, there is some chemistry which you will want to fight at first. However, once you get to know her she will become the greatest love you can ever know. As for the future of your relationship, the state of it is foggy . . . Or is that smoke? |
glenda fields
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 | 12:08 AM
what do you mean by her? because i am not gay. |
glenda fields
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 | 12:19 AM
their is a guy i just met and i really do like him. could he be the one? |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 | 08:37 AM
Glenda, the future is hazy and difficult to interpret. Sometimes mailing cash ($20 bills) helps with the concentration process. The more bills, the better the better the prediction.
In other words, get a life. No person or website can tell you the future. Don't be one of those gullible people who let others make fools of them. |
khalid
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 | 07:56 PM
Can you tell me my future wife's name...?
And can you tell me My real age please? |
Revathi
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 | 03:37 AM
plz i want to know about my future i want to know whether i marry the person whom i loved, will my parents and their parents will accept for our marrige |
ajmeer shah
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 | 10:52 PM
i want to know about my future |
nilesh vihol
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 | 05:56 AM
i want to know my future |
Sunny nandal
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 | 12:32 AM
One lifetime is not enough..... |
marissa mitchell
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 | 01:39 PM
i want to know if jennings woods likes me and would he ask me out? im deeply in love with him! |
MUSTAFA ANSARI
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 | 07:36 AM
Hi,
This is mustafa , i have started my busines in partnership before 2 months and i am facing lots of problems and stucked in my buisnes , i wants to do buisnes and to be a great buisines man ,will be i ? or should i leave? plz suggest me... .......
Regards,
Mustafa |
Clarissa Redondo
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 | 12:04 PM
Should i talk to Alan? |
D F Stuckey
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 | 08:30 PM
My apologies for all those who seek advice and have been denied: Spending much time in deep meditation - Basically, spleen gazing - has left little time of temporal affairs...
Much of the future is fuzzy due to the aproaching crisis with Mars, but some things are clear - Khalid, I sense the name Revathi or Rajnar as being important in your romantic life.
Ajmeer, there is positvie energy associated with something small, inexpensive and with wheels . . . Possibly red in colour.
Nilesh, communication is a vital force in your future, particularly over long distances.
Marrissa, this boy has feelings for you that are not entirely compatible with what you wnat from a relationship; He would be a learning experience for you at the most positive. It is up to your free will to make the necessary adjustments in your dress and behaviour to attract him . . . it is a risk and no-one can guarantee you will not be damaged by the experience. Choose wisely, possibly counselled by an older relative, one that does not live with you and is female, and it will probably work out for the best.
Mustafa, communications feature in your future as well - you have some barriers here that you will need to work upon, perhaps in a learning environement. What holds back the very brightest of futures is your difficulty in expressing the desires within you - Solve this, and you will prosper greatly, I sense something to do with medicine or healing.
Clarissa, need I explain it all? You know in your heart what you need to do in relation to Alan - Go forth and do it now! |
Stephanie
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 | 03:31 PM
Will I ever get married? That's what I'd like to know. |
DFStuckey
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 | 06:11 PM
Apologies to all those seekers who have come here and missed my advice . . . A huge negative energy storm whipped this country since our devastating sadness at the Rugby World Cup, and only now are things becoming clear.
Stephanie, why do you wish to know what you already are sure of? No, the current one is not necessarily the one for you given his own confusion over his masculinity - And pass this on to him; Doing that 'with' a guy is not always a sing, but wanting to 'do' it to a guy most definietly is ( He will know what we mean ) - But his support will give you the strength when you find the right one. Just don't lesnerise any time you are in or near water. |
siobhan hudson
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 | 03:03 PM
hiya can you tell me what my future will be like when i get out of foster care please |
arshad lodi
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 | 03:04 AM
Shall I get a job? |
D F Stuckey
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 | 12:47 PM
Well, arshad, you might as well . . . the money would be helpful.
Ah, I sense you are asking if you WILL get a job; In this case, I foresee a possible overseas journey for you to a small green country, where you will be guaranteed employment in the transport, construction or distribution industries.
This is dependent upon one vital factor - You must always end every conversation with the phrase "An Utter pleasure to talk to you." This may seem odd, but the alignment of these words with your success line is absolute. |
D F Stuckey
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 | 12:56 PM
Dear Siobhan, I have not forgotten you . . . The future for you is a wide road of possibilities, as I detect a vast strength within you, possibly forged through harsh living in the past; Yet, I also recieve an impression that your foster parents have given you much of this strength as well. Indeed, in order to make the most of your future, keeping in touch with the foster family is imperative and vital.
You know where your strengths lie, and more to the point you know the weaknesses that you possess as well - which is, as Sun Tzu notes, the way to victory. Take advice, weigh it carefully and follow the path that seems hardest at first; And remember one other thing - People do not grow too old to play, they grow old because they do not play. Avoid drinking liquids made from grains, or consuming plants that have seperate male and female individuals. |
smee
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 | 05:30 AM
Nice will keep people busy |
D F Stuckey
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 | 02:19 PM
Smee, I have to disagree; Nice might keep people busy, but nasty makes even more work for people due to the damage caused.
And I'm sorry to hear about the theft recently; Just be glad that the person involved was not shot. |
smee
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 | 11:12 PM
true, but all the crime going around has to end sometime just think the cops must get a move on before some one does get shot or hurt. |
D F Stuckey
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 | 09:23 PM
The future is hazy . . . James will marry either an Erica or a Simone. Fail.
Or is that either Eric or Simon? In that case Epic Fail. |
a fool
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 | 09:52 AM
don't try to discover you are smart in other's misery |
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