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niha ansari
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:32 AM
plz let me about my future i want to know that my marraige will be arrange not love whome did i love will my parents accpet it or not i want to know every thing about my future plz |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:40 AM
I see spelling and grammar lessons in your future. |
Boo
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:42 AM
I think that's unlikely, chary. |
Winona
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:22 AM
From her name I'm guessing she's Indian... so it could be just troubles with a 2nd language. |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:31 AM
Yeah, I kinda got that impression from the "arrange marraige" but still, that's why God invented the spellchecker. |
andychrist
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:30 AM
Isn't English the official language of India? The official language of the internet is Gibberish, that I know.
Uh-oh, I see flames on the horizon... |
X
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:43 AM
I heard that Englisg is the Universal Language of the world, as well it should be.....In the Future, everyone will speak it.
I haven't seen bricks flying at me yet for that comment. |
X
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:44 AM
Oh, and "Englisg" is like "English" only spelled with a "g". |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:48 AM
Italian was the love language. Poets thought that Latin was too harsh a language for their love ballads...so they invented Italian. |
Winona
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:48 AM
English enjoys associate status but is the most important language for national, political, and commercial communication; Hindi is the national language and primary tongue of 30% of the people; there are 14 other official languages: Bengali, Telugu, Marathi, Tamil, Urdu, Gujarati, Malayalam, Kannada, Oriya, Punjabi, Assamese, Kashmiri, Sindhi, and Sanskrit; Hindustani is a popular variant of Hindi/Urdu spoken widely throughout northern India but is not an official language. |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:52 AM
I just soooo love smart women. |
Winona
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:56 AM
I got that online, though because of my Indian friends I did know much of that. The town I grew up in: about 40% are Punjabi speaking Sikhs with a couple of Hindus, about 30%? Native Indian, about 30% Caucasian.
Down here I have quite a few Indian friends as well. |
Winona
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 11:10 AM
I can even sign my name in Punjabi using the Gurmukhi alphabet. 😊
(Something kinda dumb to be proud of) |
Maegan
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 11:29 AM
I can write my name in Pig Latin. |
X
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 11:32 AM
I took spanish for a couple of weeks...All I learned was "Una Coca-Cola, porfavor" I later droped out knowing that learning spanish at my school would take for ever going at that pace. |
Maegan
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 12:20 PM
I can speak it out of necessity...if I get a caller...
Me - "Accidente, con carro?"
Them - "Si...el blah el blah in spanish."
Me - "Un momento, por favor, tengo (in english) interpreter."
And I can do letters & numbers...so that if the caller insists "I spick ingles", I can get them to spell things out... ah beh seh deh eh |
anshul singh
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 05:58 AM
hi am anshul singh from india.
my bday is 11/11/1978.
born on saturday at 12.15pm.
can u tell me what will be my profession after 5 years.
well m engineering student at thi time but i want 2 bcome actor.
so plz tell me?
thanx
anshul |
anshul singh
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 06:00 AM
my bday is 11/11/1978
born on saturday at 12.15pm
can u tell me waht will b my professon after 5years.
m engineerin student at dis time but want to bcome actor.
thanx |
Rod
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 06:12 AM
OH MY GOD THE MORON PARADE HAS BEGUN.
I guess begging for fake doctor's notes wasn't enough for the population at large anymore... |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 07:28 AM
anshule singh: I see something involving rectums. I wanted to say proctologist but since you want to be an actor I will instead go with - Gay Porn!.
Good luck with that. |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 11:13 AM
I can tell you your future
Within 100 years of now you're gonna be dead. |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 11:13 AM
Just thought I'd lift the ambience in here |
Maegan
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 11:40 AM
PLease, please, tell me my future. I obviously haven't read the original post & I assume that this message board will reveal to me my destiny. |
Charybdis
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 11:43 AM
Maegan, you will be devoured by a gigantic radioactive tarantula named Seymour. Sorry, I call 'em as I see 'em. |
richie
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 | 02:09 AM
Who belive in GOD?
Write me on my email [removed by Charybdis to protect the innocent] |
Lilia
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 | 10:09 AM
<b>[Edited b/c there are other places this post could have gone, I would have left it, but then worried that someone else would decide to start up another debate right here. If you'd like to repost this info in another location..feel free.]</b>
I saw that you reproved the indian girl for her english, I was just surprised of that and disappointed how petty-minded some people could be (: So excuse my english, please because I won't use any program to check my spelling (:
Greetings from Bulgaria |
Smerk
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 | 06:16 PM
What's God got to do with this thread??? |
Mark-N-Isa
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 | 06:46 PM
What's god got to do with anything???
😏 |
DFStuckey
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 | 06:28 AM
<b>[See, I knew this would happen! There are plenty of places you can post on God, this is not going to turn into one of them.]</b>
Now, here's a poser - If the Universe is infinite, and if God is also infinite . . Then would you like a toasted tea cake? |
Maegan
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 | 09:20 AM
So...I wonder if Seymour is going to be along soon, being eaten by him can't be more painful than watching this. |
Pritam
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Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 | 09:07 PM
[Please don't post your email address. It will only get you spammed or flamed]
I like to know about my future in career, wealth anf personal, love life |
manjit
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 | 01:44 AM
i m manjit .i wanna know my future related to my profession n married life. |
Smerk
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 | 01:55 AM
*Sigh*
People, people, we don't tell the future here. You will need to employ the services of a clairvoyant to tell you what you want to hear. |
Antony pradeep
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 | 07:42 AM
When i see my lover(wife)? |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 | 08:21 AM
You did, three days ago at the petrol station. What, don't tell me you missed her. That was your only chance man! Damn, you're screwed now. Might as well become a monk. |
Evildream
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 | 11:19 AM
what the hell... is this site all of the sudden the Indian site to practice yoru English?
i am good speek iglish plz tell my how much me mak monee. |
Winona
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 | 11:27 AM
ED, please don't make fun of the way some Indians speak. I find that pretty offensive. |
Maegan
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 | 11:34 AM
Like ED has any room to talk.
:zip: |
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 | 10:18 AM
see, guys
like the fake doctors notes, this page shows up first on google when you type in 'Know your future'
does it make sense now? |
shradha
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 | 07:51 AM
hi i'm shradha
i am 5feet and 1 inch tall
i really believe in stars and god
i am 48 kg and studying engineering preparation at aims nepal.
i really wanna know my future. |
Fountain of Sophos
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 | 08:50 AM
Shradha,
In your future you must remember to read and comprehend this forum before posting to it. This will bring you much good karma and cause you to ace your engineering exams.
You will rise to prominence in your chosen profession and construct many wonders, many of which will not fall down. All will only accessible to people under 5'4".
In seven years' time, your faith in the stars will be rewarded when one falls from the sky and lands on your head. Your body will lie undiscovered for many days. |
E.d.
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 | 11:46 AM
i wasent making fun of just indians i was makig fun of anyone who dosen speak well, my self included... i would seem even more retarted if i tryed to speak in spanish!
( and if its any concilation indian food is the best food ever) |
Boo
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 | 12:30 PM
The trouble is, though, that English may not be their first language.
As far as I'm aware, you don't have that excuse. |
joseph kyeremateng
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 02:55 PM
hello i want to know my future. everthing |
Charybdis
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 03:02 PM
Joseph Kyeremateng, you will be made fun of by people smarter than you. You will get mad, but be unable to comprehend exactly why. You will then lock yourself in a closet and never come out again. |
X
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 03:03 PM
And then, my friend, you die. |
Snowy
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 | 05:38 PM
You know, our friend axtonator really opened a can o' worms with this one...
:roll: |
Charybdis
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 | 08:04 AM
Actually, sometimes these threads are fun. I like responding to people who want to know their futures, and Boo likes responding to people who want fake doctor's notes. |
Maegan
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 | 09:28 AM
...When the moon is in the 7th house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will heal the planet, and love will fill the Stars.
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius!
Tell your future by THAT. |
Ozymandias
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 | 11:48 AM
This thread is still number four on Google.... |
juhi
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 | 12:49 PM
what this site is all about? |
Boo
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 | 02:32 PM
Does the name not give you a teeny hint?
:roll: |
juhi
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 | 02:41 AM
u mean the site name museumofhoaxes , sorry but i don't understand that |
Boo
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 | 03:02 AM
It. Is. A. Museum. Of. Hoaxes.
It is a webpage about hoaxes.
I honestly don't know how I can make that any clearer. |
Boo
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 | 03:06 AM
Even the topic says, and I quote "this is a topic for joke websites". |
DFSTuckey
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 | 03:34 AM
Boo, they may not speak English as a native language.
Like perhaps an Australian?
😛 |
juhi
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 | 09:21 AM
thanks boo, |
Mat
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 | 03:35 PM
I had A girl friend once. I really loved her but not her i want to know if shell ever like me again and if not will a get a girl friend in freshmen year |
lucky
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 | 11:38 PM
i m a simple sover guy,but my looking is good and my family is very respected family,
so i want to know about my future,
i love one or two girls, should they come i my life or my family accept that,
anyway i wnat to know my future wife name
regards
lucky |
Rasheda Begum
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 | 01:36 AM
Hey,
My Name is "Rasheda Begum"
My Date of Birth is 3rd February, 1977
I born in Dhaka, Bangladesh
Time of Birth is 11:55 p.m at Thursday
My Question is
"When will i go abroad?" |
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