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Sharruma
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 12:55 PM
Into the Valley (the Skids) |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:28 PM
We are all sick people, talking about musical condoms. |
Sharruma
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:46 PM
Anyone know what year 'Whoops Apocalyse' was made?
Musical Condoms make an appearance there |
Myst
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 09:46 PM
"Afternoon Delight" (perfect for those afternoon trysts) |
Rod
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 10:03 PM
Damn, how could I have missed afternoon delight?
Let's start with...
What's the Frequency Kenneth - REM
And continue on to KISS...
(You Make Me) Rock Hard
C'mon And Love Me
Gimme More
Fits Like A Glove
Get All You Can Take
Heaven's On Fire
I Just Wanna
Thou Shalt Not
Lick It Up
Shout It Out Loud
Damn, just about EVERY KISS song, I guess.
How aboot NOFX?
You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter
Food, Sex & Ewe
Mean People Suck
Vanilla Sex
Go Your Own Way (yes, a remake)
Warm
Happy Guy
Scavenger Type
Please Stop Fucking My Mom
Monosyllabic Girl
Eat The Meek
The Desperation's Gone
I could go on and on in the punk vein... |
Myst
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 10:32 PM
How about "We Will Rock You" by Queen
Disclaimer:
keeping up with the beat might cause damage to the condom..... |
Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 11:12 PM
Rod listed it yesterday. I followed up with a whole lot of other Queen songs...still can't quite get over Fat Bottomed Girls to be performed by Butthole Surfers... :lol: |
Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 11:13 PM
And for the sleazy sex, put on a Prince album! |
Sharruma
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 11:41 PM
Anything by 'Pussy' or 'Head Machine''s album 'Orgasm' |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:13 AM
I still maintain that the end of the 1812 Overture will damned near kill any female...
...and any male, for that matter.
But what a way to go.
How aboot...
Big Bottom - Spinal Tap
"Big bottom
big bottom
talk aboot bum cakes
my girl's got 'em"
:lol: |
Smerk
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:15 AM
Aw, Rod! you had to spoil it. I was having a good chuckle over the fact that this thread was stuck on 69 posts... |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:15 AM
Does anyone know any Lawrence Welk or Tommy Hunter songs that we could pervert? |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:19 AM
Oh, the THEAD was stuck on 69, huh?
Wish i was.
😊 |
Smerk
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:21 AM
Rod, did you deliberately misspell thread? |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:24 AM
WHAT THE FUCK! Learn to spell, me!
THREAD
Aboot as many people know Tommy Hunter as Nathan Bitner.
Eror, Eror, aboot abOOT CliNK SmASh ABOOT ABOOT ABOOT |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:26 AM
Bradbury |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:26 AM
Bradbury |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:28 AM
Bradbury
aboot
eror
eror
eror
You know, I really hope Alex sees the humour in all of this. |
Smerk
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:35 AM
Bradbury
Error, can not compute #%()!*(#$
Aboot the 1812 overture, that was your suggestion, not mine!
:lol: |
Sharruma
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:36 AM
Mr Joy (Affinity)
Fixing A Hole (Beatles)
So Deep Within You (Moody Blues)
Goin' Down (Monkees)
Screw (Curved Air)
A Spoonful of Bromide Helps The Pulse Rate Go Down (Atomic Rooster)
Boom Bang (Family)
Feels Like A Woman (Troggs) |
Sharruma
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:45 AM
Did somebody mention Bradbury? |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:45 AM
Glad All Over - The Dave Clark Five
And I'm not sure who brought up the 5th...
I thought it was you, Smerk, butt now I have no clue about that... |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:52 AM
Yeah, I brought up the 5th, but you mentioned the 1812!
Error - cannot compute+++redo from start+++out of cheese
Ray Bradbury |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:57 AM
FETA
CHEDDAR
MOZZARELLA
Hope the transplant works...
And as for songs...
Same In The End - Sublime |
Smerk
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 03:01 AM
Damn, I hate making culture references that no-one gets.
You probably wouldn't want this one playing though:
Under Pressure - Queen
I'm off!
Error
Bradbury
looneys |
Rod
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 03:10 AM
How aboot..
Trigger Happy - Weird Al Yankovic
As for the references I made, maybe Winona knows who Tommy Hunter is. But she HAS to know who Rita MacNeil is.
and it's spelt eror!
Damned Looney Bradbury fan...
What's THAT aboot? |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 05:07 AM
sorry if some one has already said these:
Blink 182
"Family Reuinion"
and
Blink 182
"I wanna fuck a dog up the ass"
LMFAO
-note it is too early in the morning right now so I am most likley babbling. |
Maegan
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 05:42 AM
...Or the original version of American Pie.
Cuz you'd get at least 7 minutes of sex. |
Maegan
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:57 AM
Also...I don't think you'd want to use any music with 'movements' in them. |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 06:32 PM
I've worked out why I said Beethovens 5th. Because a couple of idiots have done 'songs' in the past 10 years using that as their basis. So, we have Enjoy yourself by A+, and Get You Alone (?) by possibly some ex-New Kids on the Block-er...(I woke up to this one on the radio this morning) |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:12 PM
Cherry Pie - Warrant
Play With Me - Extreme
Liquor and Whores - Bubbles (from TPB) |
Smerk
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:19 PM
#1 Crush - Garbage
Touch It - Monifah |
Myst
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:15 PM
A couple of songs to wear the couples out
Wipe Out
White Lightning
For the life of me I can't remember who played those songs. |
Sharruma
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:18 PM
Wipe out was the Safari's
How aboot
Within you without you (beatles) |
Smerk
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 12:13 AM
James Bond theme! |
Sharruma
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 12:21 AM
How could we have missed
Automatic Lover (Vibrators) |
Marli
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 12:32 AM
Howzabout "Danger Zone" by gwen stefani? |
Razela
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 03:11 AM
Smerk, as to songs that have been redone a zillion times over, I think only holst's planets could win out in that contest. It seems every new movie uses one or more of the planets as a basis for its soundtrack, hence why all john williams soundtracks sound exactly the same. |
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 05:25 AM
I know...I was watching Harry Potter 3 the other day and found myself thinking of Star Wars! :lol: |
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:20 AM
star wars? weird
100th post!!!!! :exclaim: |
Just a random guy
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:25 AM
Blink 182: All the small things. Thanx razzle, you inspired me and my buddy here to realize that one 😛 |
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:31 AM
You've Been Talkin' In Your Sleep - Barbara Mandrell
Something's Burnin' - KR and the First Edition
It's a Burnin' Thing - Mac Davis
Go Now - The Moody Blues
Son Of A Hickory Holler's Tramp - Johnny Darrell |
Razela
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 12:08 PM
Heh Smerk, I know what you mean. Each of the Star Wars themes, as great as they are, were lifted from each of Holst's planets.
My favorite instance of someone ripping of the planets is in Mario 3 for origional nintendo. The first part of the music they play when you are getting on one of the big ships at the end of each world is just the beginning of Mars. The sad thing is, everytime I hear Mars I imagine the ship floating and Mario about to just on... |
Sharruma
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 01:14 PM
Great Balls of Fire (GLL) |
Rod
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 02:36 PM
Everyday - Buddy Holly |
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:13 PM
Yay, I love this thread! I could do this forever!
Off the top of my head:
Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye
Me So Horny - 2 Live Crew
Let's get Butt Naked & F..K - Ice T
Wild Thing - Tone Loc
Orgasm Addict - Buzzcocks
Come On Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners
Stick It In - Avenue D
Orgasmatron - Avenue D
Naughty Girls Need Love Too - Samantha Fox
Suck My Kiss - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Get Down On It - Kool & the Gang
Bone Machine - Pixies
Gigantic - Pixies
Break My Body - Pixies
Gouge Away - Pixies
Pretty much anything by Peaches
Get Down, Make Love - Nine Inch Nails
but...
Closer by Nine Inch Nails is the obvious winner for this choice chorus:
I want to f..k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f..k you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
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And for sex involving 'special situations'
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Eat It - Wierd Al
Dude Looks Like A Lady - Aerosmith
Take A Walk On The Wild Side
Detachable Penis - King Missle
Too Drunk to F..k - Dead Kennedys
Adam Ant's Album 'Sex Music for Ant People' |
Just a random guy
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:21 PM
Jesus. H. Christ Electra, that has to be the best list of songs for the musical condom that i've seen in here yet. |
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:35 PM
We Are Family- I must be getting old because I can't remember the group, but I do remember dancing and roller skating to it.
Now if you buy a condom with the above song you just might be a redneck. (I have listened to too much Jeff Foxworthy)
Tango In the Night-Fleetwood Mac
Limbo (Only for the most dexterous people) |
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:39 PM
Tch, Tch, Tch . . . You people should be ashamed.
You forgot -
"Rubber Lover" - Bleep
"Goin' Down" - Bruce Springsteen
"She Bop" - Cyndi Lauper
"She Bangs" - Ricki Martin.
😛 |
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 02:20 AM
Mambo Italiona - Take you pick as to whose version you want
Dear Ol' Dad - Blind Melon
Again Tonight - John Mellencamp |
Rod
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 02:22 AM
Italiona? Damn, that last whiskey must have affected me somehow.
Cherry Bomb - Johm Mellencamp |
Smerk
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 02:38 AM
Lazy gun - Jet
Tell Her Tonight - Franz Ferdinand
Come on Home - Franz Ferdinand
Sex Bomb (choose your version - I've got one done by Tom Jones!) |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 | 05:20 AM
hahahaha, these would be two that you would never EVER want:
"Dude looks like a lady"
or
"Jesus loves me this I know"
^^^way to kill an evening :D |
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 | 09:32 PM
Janet Jackson: would you mind
Madonna: Erotica
Bloodhound Gang: The Bad Touch
ACDC: You Shook Me All Night Long
Liz Phair: Hot White Cum
Heart: All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You
Aaliyah: Rock the Boat
Christina Aguilera: Get Mine, Get Yours
Blink-182: Mother's Day
Maroon 5: This Love
System of a Down: Violent Pornography
John Mayer: Your Body is a Wonderland
Amiel: Meet Me in the Red Room
Men W/O Hats: Safety Dance
David Bowie: Changes
Phil Collins: Groovy Kind of Love
Rocky Horror Picture Show: Touch-A Touch-A Touch Me
Britney Spears: Slave
Spice Girls: Naked |
JonnyD
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 | 06:59 AM
Wot about the following songs.
I wana Have Sex On The Beach - T Spoon
No Strings (Lets Have Sex) - Lola |
Mary
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 | 02:48 PM
How Deep Is Your Love by Bee Gees |
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