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LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 10:02 AM
I want your sex - George Michael
Je t'aime - Serge Gainsbourgh and whatshername
Bolero - Raphael |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 10:31 AM
Where exactly is the speaker located? |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 10:32 AM
And really, how can the condom know what position you're in? |
winona
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 10:35 AM
Ass Like That (Eminem)
Hopefully it wouldn't include Korn's "Ass Itch" song. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 10:38 AM
And really, how can the condom know what position you're in?
GPS, presumably.... 😉 |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 10:40 AM
I heard on the radio that the speaker is located at the base of the condom. Thats all I know. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 10:44 AM
Imagine a condom bursting out in a "Haaaaaaleluja!" at the moment supreme....
Cheez, this is making my imagination run.... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 10:50 AM
Heres one!!!
Tenacious D- F*%$ Her Gently
http://www.tenaciousd.com/ |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 10:51 AM
Ha!!!!! LaMa said "Imagine a condom bursting out in a "Haaaaaaleluja!" at the moment supreme...." |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 11:22 AM
But if this is true (which I doubt), then I really have to get one of these.
And a girlfriend, ummmmm....... :blank: |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 11:33 AM
You can buy them, you know. |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 11:42 AM
The Birds and The Bees - Jewel Akens
Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye
Make It With You - Bread
Convoy - C. W. Mccall (think about it)
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
And my personal favorite (though I doubt that I would still be alive at the end)
Symphony No. 9 - Beethoven |
Gentropy
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 11:56 AM
Ina Gadda de Vida - Iron Butterfly
Bad to the bone - George Thorougood (sp?)
Sledge hammer - Peter Gabriel
...on the other hand I'm sure you can record pretty much anything to be playing while you are getting it on...(I just thought of a few disturbing things so I'll refrain from posting them) |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 12:09 PM
Perhaps the "Star Spangled Banner"????
"With the Rockets Red Glare, Bombs Bursting in the Air!" just at the "Prime" moment. I think a woman would remember you for that!! |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 12:11 PM
Also, maybe some music with a heavy BASS line, you know, for "Her" pleasure. HA!!!!!! |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 12:25 PM
The Hokey Pokey, anyone?
I would guess that Row, Row, Row Your Boat is being reserved for the musical dental dams.
😜 |
Evildream
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 03:18 PM
thats funny...
i think this company is going to fail... |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 | 04:16 PM
An obvious one: "here comes the bride....!" |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 05:13 PM
Come to think of it, "The Hokey Pokey" would work much better on a condom/toy combination, would it not?
:ohh: |
Razela
in Chicago, IL
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 11:39 PM
Oingo Boingo's "Wild Sex (in the working class)" would be a good one. |
Ledasmom
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 | 05:23 AM
And, of course, "You've Lost That Loving Feeling", for those less successful encounters. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 | 07:35 AM
"Satisfaction" by the Rollling Stones. Has a nice rithm to it too. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 | 08:00 AM
But definately NOT...
O Solo Mio
Dancin With Myself - Billy Idol
The Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson
or
All By Myself - Take your pick, been redone to death |
bob
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 | 08:31 PM
"oops i did it again" |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:19 PM
Bumped into this cartoon which is a variation on the theme;
<a href="http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/default.asp?cday=13&cmonth=9&cyear=2002">Wullf Morgenthaler</a>
not safe for work |
Dany
in Waco, Texas
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:52 PM
I read of these muscial condoms in a book called Hey Idoit be Leland Gregory III. It supposed to play classical music if it breaks. If it's used correctly then how is anyone supposed to hear the music? |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:25 PM
well, if you are using a condom it better not be that "having my baby" song. haha, I don't know who it's by. |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:26 PM
and perhaps one very, very lonley night
"I touch myself" HAHA! |
Dany
in Waco, Texas
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:54 PM
Why would anyone want a muscicall condom anyway? |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:12 PM
Ha ha, Bolero would be perfect for a musical condom, provide you've got both got a lot of stamina.
Or how about one with the Godzilla theme, maybe as an ego boost. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:31 PM
"The 1812 Overture", anyone? |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:39 PM
Damn, it took a few moments to get the right overture there - my brain went straight for the William Tell overture...funny... :lol: |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 08:48 PM
As for the musical tampon cartoon, wouldn't all the songs come out muffled, anyway? |
Smerk
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:04 PM
All I can say is, is there truly anyone out there who wants Celine Dion singing out from their nether regions? 😕 |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:19 PM
Is there anyone who wants Celine Dion singing AT ALL?
How aboot...
Eror of Our Ways - The Temptations
Circle of Eror - Sixpence None The Richer
Human Eror - Bad Company |
Smerk
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:26 PM
Rod, you really shouldn't take the piss out of yourself...it's not healthy! 😊 |
Smerk
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:38 PM
Okay, back on topic, how about:
Beethoven's 5th
Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
Error |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:55 PM
I CANNOT believe I never though of this one before...
Tainted Love
:lol:
Or Love Gun, by KISS? |
Smerk
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:11 PM
Hmmm...what about Push it by Salt 'n' Peppa? |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 12:34 AM
A duet between the bands <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000003TAY/qid=1112769126/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-9011872-7186248">Hole</a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.ca/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000000EQJ/qid=1112768956/sr=1-51/ref=sr_1_0_51/701-8740522-3180345">The Hard Ons</a>?
😊 |
Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 12:44 AM
Except for the fact that The Hard Ons appears to be the title of the CD, not the band... 😕 |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 01:02 AM
Appeareances can be decieving...
<a href="http://www.amazon.ca/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000000GXC/qid=1112770739/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_0_2/701-8740522-3180345">Another Hard-ons album.</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.ca/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000056P6R/qid=1112770739/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_0_3/701-8740522-3180345">And another.</a>
I don't know why Amazon shows the band names so tiny, it's confusing. Just look for one of your favorite bands, you'll see what I mean.
How about some Woody Guthrie music?
😊 |
Rod
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 01:07 AM
Or...
We Will Rock You - Queen
Too Drunk To Fuck - Dead Kennedys
Orgasm Addict - Buzzcocks
Slip Slidin Away - Simon & Garfunkel
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Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 01:14 AM
Hmm...I think I'd prefer Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy. Or Don't stop me now. Or for those blokes who like a larger girl - Fat Bottomed Girls! All by Queen...
And that's a very disturbed Mickey on that second link! |
Rod
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 01:28 AM
Ah!
How about "Fat Bottomed Girls", but performed by <a href="http://www.buttholesurfers.com/">the Butthole Surfers?</a>
Mickey's disturbed? I'm disturbed after seeing Mickey whackin the weasel.
:lol: |
Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 01:33 AM
Damn...I'm going slightly mad.
I just remembered that there's been two cd's released here in the past 5 years by various artists, simply called Bonking Songs, Volumes 1 and 2. And I can't find either on the net...maybe I'm not looking hard enough. |
Rod
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 01:39 AM
<a href="http://www.gracenote.com/music/search-adv.html?q="bonking+songs"&qartist=&qdisc=&qtrack=&n=10&x=0&y=0">Gracenote </a>has 'em listed.
Wow, and we even came up with a few that are on them...
😊 |
Rod
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 01:41 AM
I'm still finding it hard (he he) to believe that rock music of all things, is loaded with sexual innuendo.
Never realized before now.
😕
(What sarcasm?) |
Razela
in Chicago, IL
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 01:58 AM
Oh, I've thought of another good one:
"She's on Time" by the Barenaked Ladies
We don't want anyone getting pregnant now. |
Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:00 AM
Thanks, Rod. Scary thing is that I already have most of those songs in my cd collection... :down: |
Rod
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:05 AM
Better in your CD collection than your condom collection.
Although THAT would be a lot more fun to show off.
😜 |
Razela
in Chicago, IL
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:09 AM
Smerk says "Beethoven's 5th"
That would be incredibly intense... |
Rod
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:25 AM
Damn, it never even occurred to me how long "The Fifth" is until now.
Good luck finding a guy who can get ya to "the finale"!
Well, a teenager, I suppose...
😊 |
Smerk
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:30 AM
Yeah, well...that happened to start going through my head after someone mentioned the 1812 overture (and after I got the William Tell overture out of my head).
The other one I've just thought of is In the Hall of the Mountain King...It's another long one though, but has a good build up for an explosive finale. I think it was used in the Sorcerer's apprentice scene in Fantasia. |
Sharruma
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:43 AM
House of Fun (Madness)
Turning Japanese (Vapors)
Are you growing tired of my love (Status Quo)
Kiss This (Sex Pistols)
Accidents (Thunderclap Newman)
Mama Told Me Not to Come (Three Dog Night)
Easy To Be Hard (Three Dog Night)
Eli's Coming (Three Dog Night)
Two Timing Mama (String Driven Thing)
When She Comes (Van der Graaf Generator)
Souvenir of London (Procol Harem)
Lil Red Riding Hood (Sam The Sham)
Thats 12 from me for now 😊 |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 05:02 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought of one, then i lost it...
uh.................................
um.................................
Oh! The itsie bitsie spider!! hahaha, make every thing a euphanisim for what ever you want if you know what i mean! |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 05:23 AM
Probably anything from Five Dollar Bob's Mock Cooter Stew - Mudhoney. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 05:24 AM
(Uh, mostly I just like the album title.) |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 10:29 AM
"Mama Told Me Not To Come"
Sharruma, that was the best!
How aboot Relax, by Frankie Goes to Hollywood? |
X
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 10:52 AM
That was actually funny Rod...You have your good days. |
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