Nessie Revealed

News agencies are reporting that sightseers at Loch Ness were fooled into thinking they saw Nessie:

Around 600 people desperate to catch a glimpse of Nessie were stunned when they came face to face with a 16ft creature emerging from the Highland waters. But channel Five television revealed that the mythical beast was actually a 440lb animatronic model called "Lucy" who baffled tourists when she roamed the murky depths of Loch Ness for two weeks. The results have been filmed by Five for their television programme: Loch Ness Monster: The Ultimate Experiment, which will be shown at the end of the month.

But, of course, we all know the real story. Government agencies, in collusion with the extraterrestrials, created a story about a 440lb animatronic model as a cover to hide the fact that Nessie (who is controlled by the aliens) accidentally revealed herself.


Posted on Fri Aug 19, 2005


But what about the part where the Japanese scientists place explosive devices under the water of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water, and Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summons the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and it's local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally?
Posted by Yaanu  on  Fri Aug 19, 2005  at  02:30 PM
Och, Nessie, we hardly knew ye! But really, it was just swamp gas reflecting off the planet Venus at sunset. .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by Uxor  on  Fri Aug 19, 2005  at  04:55 PM
I saw a show about this on cable TV a few months back. I can't figure out why it's suddenly getting press when it was obviously perpetrated no later than last year.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Sat Aug 20, 2005  at  02:01 AM
on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lucy...nah
Posted by h  on  Sat Aug 20, 2005  at  08:41 AM
You aren't supposed to know about that...
Posted by the aliens  on  Mon Aug 22, 2005  at  11:35 AM
I dunno about Nessie, but I saw Nettie the other day.
Posted by Winona  on  Sun Aug 28, 2005  at  10:39 PM
It reminds me of an episode of mystery hunters (odd YTV kids show) where the girl goes diving in some lake to find this legendary monster, and sees this crazy underwater statue.
Posted by Dracul  on  Wed Jan 25, 2006  at  08:05 AM
Is the Nessie Alliance Real? Im doing a report on it. Any Images, send them here:

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Posted by Perry  on  Wed Apr 12, 2006  at  06:45 AM
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