Virgin Mary Pretzel

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It looks more like a slightly squashed musical note thingy, the one at the start of the music sheet thing
As you can tell, I'm musically challenged.
Posted by thunder on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 09:28 AM
As you can tell, I'm musically challenged.
It's an ampersand on acid.
Posted by Saint Cad on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 10:42 AM
It does look like a Trebble cleft thingy. Being a former musican (I played trupet in high school) I'm used to seeing this thingy.
Posted by Dany on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 10:50 AM
This recurring these of the Virgin Mary appearing in various foodstuffs is quite hilarious, though not as funny as when they model <a >
sex toys</a> after her.
Why is it that Mary has such a fascination with nearly being eaten these days anyways? Grilled Cheese, Tortilla Chip, pretzel? You have a strange and vengeful God.
Posted by ProjectMayhem on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 01:35 PM
sex toys</a> after her.
Why is it that Mary has such a fascination with nearly being eaten these days anyways? Grilled Cheese, Tortilla Chip, pretzel? You have a strange and vengeful God.
personally i see a handicap sign.
the pretzel looks like a little man sitting in a wheelchair.
Posted by MrKurto on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 01:50 PM
the pretzel looks like a little man sitting in a wheelchair.
Looks like an ampersand.
"we had a feeling of warmth and spirituality" . . . and hope to cash in on it!
Posted by Chris Carlisle on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 02:28 PM
"we had a feeling of warmth and spirituality" . . . and hope to cash in on it!
I'd have a feeling of warmth and spirituality when holding that pretzel, too. I'd be thinking "we can make a pretty penny with this on eBay."
Posted by cvirtue on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 06:50 PM
Looks like a pagan earth goddess to me. maybe it'd be better marketed to Pagans. Lots of pagan stuff goes for huge $, so why not try that one instead.
Posted by winona on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 08:00 PM
ummm,,, I don't think that's a honey mustard Rold Gold pretzel... It looks more like a trail left by a nervous Chihuahua with The Squirts
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 08:07 PM
If you turn it upside-down it looks like Free Willy... Philawhalephia Hot Pretzels. Mmm-mm. With orca without salt. Yum
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 08:11 PM
1/4 turn counter-clockwise, and it's Batman's Greatest Boner. (Blame Alex, that joker)
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Sun Mar 06, 2005 at 08:12 PM
Naw, it's a twisted foot-long fecal impaction.
Posted by Tornado on Mon Mar 07, 2005 at 09:33 AM
Current bid: US $10,100.01
that's why it's not pagan...
I really hope that's a hoax, a bid from the ones who started this to make sure noone loses their money on this silly pretzel.
Posted by Adjin on Tue Mar 08, 2005 at 01:23 PM
that's why it's not pagan...
I really hope that's a hoax, a bid from the ones who started this to make sure noone loses their money on this silly pretzel.
I have just opened my yogurt cup to see a fabulous impression of Queen Elizabeth. Maybe it's an omen regarding the upcoming wedding. Anyone want to stick in a bid b/f I stick in my spoon.
Posted by Maegan on Wed Mar 09, 2005 at 09:11 AM
This would be the ideal pretzel for Dubya to choke in....
Posted by LaMa on Wed Mar 09, 2005 at 11:01 AM
I'm sorry, but those Jesus and Mary sex toys are just wrong. Especially the "Baby Jesus butt plug". Too much! Is that for real? I'm just wondering how ProjectMayhem found this site, huh?
I'm sure you were just researching the "divine item obsession" on the internet.
I must admit, the Buddha dildo did make me laugh. "After a thousand years of praying and fasting and endless incarnations, Buddha finally gets to be.... a dildo."
http://www.divine-interventions.com/buddha.html
:lol:
Posted by Glamcat on Thu Mar 10, 2005 at 05:45 AM
I'm sure you were just researching the "divine item obsession" on the internet.
I must admit, the Buddha dildo did make me laugh. "After a thousand years of praying and fasting and endless incarnations, Buddha finally gets to be.... a dildo."
http://www.divine-interventions.com/buddha.html
:lol:
...Update:
It sold for just over $10k.
Posted by Maegan on Thu Mar 10, 2005 at 08:43 AM
It sold for just over $10k.
Forget the Jesus and Mary pretzel... here is our more sinister version from 2 bored college kids 😉
Posted by Orbev910 on Fri Mar 11, 2005 at 01:29 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6161280088
Forgot the damn link... did I mention DRUNK college kids?
Posted by Orbev910 on Fri Mar 11, 2005 at 01:30 AM
Forgot the damn link... did I mention DRUNK college kids?
Okay, now what was it? It's gone. Link doesn't work.
Posted by Rod on Fri Mar 11, 2005 at 07:14 AM
The pretzels nothing. Now there is a Potato that looks like the Virgin Mary TAKE A LOOK.
Posted by Gregeoy on Fri Mar 11, 2005 at 07:30 AM
SEEN IT ALL, Now for sale on ebay there is a POTATO FOR SALE THAT SAYS ITS IN THE SHAPE OF THE VRGIN MARY. TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF ITS ON EBAY
Posted by Katie on Fri Mar 11, 2005 at 07:33 AM
Search on Ebay "virgin mary potato".
I'd put links here, but ebay links don't seem to work...
All we need now is the virgin mary stool. And not the one with the legs.
Posted by Rod on Fri Mar 11, 2005 at 07:54 AM
I'd put links here, but ebay links don't seem to work...
All we need now is the virgin mary stool. And not the one with the legs.
This must be a new trend. Have you seen the newest one? It's a pretzel in the shape of someone praying for the Pope. Check it out:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5564747123&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT
Posted by Jenna G. on Fri Mar 11, 2005 at 03:59 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5564747123&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT
just type in item # 6161280088 in the search box, it'll come up. It's rather silly.
Posted by Glamcat on Sat Mar 12, 2005 at 10:22 AM
Jesus on a Tortilla Chip is on sale on eBay RIGHT NOW (March 22, 2006). This one is NOT A HOAX. It gave me chills!
Posted by JimBob PollyWog on Wed Mar 22, 2006 at 07:47 PM
It looks like a defectively made pretzel that accidently got folded over itself in the manufacturing process. For $150 you can clothe, feed, educatate, and house a child in Uganda for an entire YEAR. Some people just have waaaayyyy too much discretionary income.
Posted by Red on Thu Feb 21, 2008 at 10:37 AM
wow this is some gay shit!
Posted by nickapee on Fri Feb 22, 2008 at 02:07 AM
Posted by Virgin Mary Pretzel Tees on Fri Feb 22, 2008 at 11:19 AM
MOVE OVER, VIRGIN MARY PRETZEL!
Here it is, the one and only--the original
CHEERIOS BABY JESUS!
Check my link to ebay and bid on it. You may observe its beatific magnificence online!
Preys Jebus
Posted by Biggles on Sat Feb 23, 2008 at 11:11 AM
Here it is, the one and only--the original
CHEERIOS BABY JESUS!
Check my link to ebay and bid on it. You may observe its beatific magnificence online!
Preys Jebus
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