Save Bernd
The opening statement says it all: "I swear by God, I will have this lovely rabbit for New Year's Eve Dinner if my account doesn't show a balance of at least 1'000'000 € by latest 31st Dec 2004!" Wow. It's cute rabbit blackmail. How low can you stoop? One million Euros is a lot. I'm not quite sure of the current exchange rate, but I think that's about a million dollars. But if somehow the world does band together and raise the ransom, then Bernd will be given to a bunny breeding farm "where he can spend the rest of his life as playboy in a way that we would all be jealous of." Will Bernd really be eaten if the money isn't raised? I'm doubtful (which is why I'm putting the site up here), though I should note that Europeans eat rabbit quite often... so maybe Bernd should be searching for ways to escape. The Free Bernd group (in German) is circulating a petition to demand Bernd's release. And Rabbit Company appears to be some kind of German militant group threatening to rescue Bernd by force. The plight of Bernd reminds me of all the fuss about Grendel a year ago. I've actually eaten rabbit once before in my life when I was in France years ago visiting my Aunt. It tasted okay, but I don't think it's something I'd do again. For some reason it's just really hard to stomach eating cute, fluffy animals.
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"I should note that Europeans eat rabbit quite often"
Now, now . . . there's plenty enough of us on this side of the pond that eat the little critters, too. Fried rabbit was a common dish at my family's dinner table, along with squirrel, deer, and other such cute and fluffy animals.
Posted by Jim North on Tue Sep 07, 2004 at 04:24 AM
Now, now . . . there's plenty enough of us on this side of the pond that eat the little critters, too. Fried rabbit was a common dish at my family's dinner table, along with squirrel, deer, and other such cute and fluffy animals.
Rabbit is tasty. I hope none of the people who are having fits about eating a rabbit eat other animals or use leather.
Posted by cvirtue on Tue Sep 07, 2004 at 09:06 AM
This smells like a Rip Off of an old National Lampoon Magazine Cover story of long ago.
Picture of a dog, with a gun to its head.
"Buy this magazine or we'll kill this dog."
If I remember correctly the look on the dogs face was priceless.
Posted by Craig on Tue Sep 07, 2004 at 09:10 AM
Picture of a dog, with a gun to its head.
"Buy this magazine or we'll kill this dog."
If I remember correctly the look on the dogs face was priceless.
"Europeans eat rabbits quite often"...now I
Posted by Evey on Tue Sep 07, 2004 at 09:59 AM
This is ridiculous. Lots of people eat rabbit, all the time. And to tell you the truth, I'm not at all sure he'd enjoy life on a breeding farm. In general, they're not veey nice places. And as far as raising a million euros goes, well... I hope that guy's hungry.
Posted by PlantPerson on Tue Sep 07, 2004 at 10:45 AM
I love rabbit...we were kinda poor when I was a kid so we raised rabbits for meat. My Daddy also went hunting every year...that deer or elk was our meat for the winter.
Mmmmmmm...Bambi & Thumper for dinner!
Posted by Gee.... on Tue Sep 07, 2004 at 02:57 PM
Mmmmmmm...Bambi & Thumper for dinner!
His site says that he's raised about 32,000 Euros so far. That's about 38,000 dollars. I don't know if I believe the site. I think though that I should be doing this. What a novel way to get money.
1 million Euros is about 1,200,000 dollars.
Posted by Bill B. on Tue Sep 07, 2004 at 04:03 PM
1 million Euros is about 1,200,000 dollars.
actually with the exchange rate it would be a bit more then 1 million dollars. as of today it is about .8259 EUR=1 USD, so roughly 1,210,760.80 USD. the rate is good today, usually it is much lower (around .78-.80) totally pointless but thought i would add
Posted by FloydVixen on Tue Sep 07, 2004 at 05:16 PM
Sorry Bernd, but by the looks of you.....you couldn't fill my lunch.
Too many rabbits anyway.......get me a bigger one!
Posted by Paul on Wed Sep 08, 2004 at 07:06 PM
Too many rabbits anyway.......get me a bigger one!
I've eaten rabbit once or twice. It tasted OK. I wasn't especially interested in eating another one, but I certainly would if could get paid a million dollars, or even 32,000 Euros. This "food blackmail" strikes me as strange. What if I got a sandwich and then insisted you pay me not to eat it? Why would you?
Since there are many millions of rabbits, even if the guy gets the million bucks to ransom "Bernd," he could very easily just buy another bunny and start all over again. Come to think of it, I could do this too. What's even cuter than rabbits? Kittens? Baby chickens? Gazelles? Baby humans, but I'm not going to touch that one.
So hurry up, everybody, send me money before I eat a lamb, a puppy, and a hummingbird! 😜
Posted by Big Gary C on Wed Sep 08, 2004 at 07:13 PM
Since there are many millions of rabbits, even if the guy gets the million bucks to ransom "Bernd," he could very easily just buy another bunny and start all over again. Come to think of it, I could do this too. What's even cuter than rabbits? Kittens? Baby chickens? Gazelles? Baby humans, but I'm not going to touch that one.
So hurry up, everybody, send me money before I eat a lamb, a puppy, and a hummingbird! 😜
Another take-off on National Lampoon's "buy this, or we'll shoot this dog" ad happened about 15 years ago in Austin, Texas. A group of homeless people obtained a cute baby goose (they named it "Homer"-- get it?)and threatened that they would cook and eat Homer the goose unless the city did something to provide affordable housing for people like them. They never ate the goose (some of their demands were actually met), but they did prove their point marvelously well. Many, many Austin residents, though they had not been terribly exercised at the fact that a couple of thousand of their neighbors had no place to get out of the cold and rain, went absolutely berserk at the notion that those same neighbors might butcher and eat a common farm animal. I guess this is a variation of the fact that news organizations invariably report that they get much more response to stories of abused or abandoned animals than to stories about abused children.
Posted by Big Gary C on Wed Sep 08, 2004 at 07:33 PM
I don't understand people getting upset over someone eating an animal. Since I believe in Creation rather than Evolution...people have always eaten the flesh of animals. I've been to Rabbit farms where bunnies & rabbits are raised for food. It's a lot like a chicken farm, only...less feathers.
Posted by Maegan on Thu Sep 09, 2004 at 01:25 PM
Give me a million dollars now, or I'll go to the nearest McDonald's and eat a cow.
Posted by PlantPerson on Thu Sep 09, 2004 at 05:35 PM
If many people all donate a small amount, it all adds up in the end.
Posted by john on Thu Sep 09, 2004 at 08:14 PM
>> I don't understand people getting upset over someone eating an animal.
It depends what kind of animal it is, and I see nothing wrong with that. Just like some people don't like to eat cats and dogs while others do. Or humans, for that matter, which are eaten by cannibals.
Posted by Robbert on Fri Sep 10, 2004 at 03:20 AM
It depends what kind of animal it is, and I see nothing wrong with that. Just like some people don't like to eat cats and dogs while others do. Or humans, for that matter, which are eaten by cannibals.
PlantPerson, if you, with no help from anyone else, can eat a whole cow in one meal (shucks, let's say in one whole day), I'll GIVE you a million dollars.
Posted by Big Gary C on Fri Sep 10, 2004 at 05:47 PM
>>I don't understand people getting upset over someone eating an animal. Since I believe in Creation rather than Evolution...people have always eaten the flesh of animals.
I don't think people are necessarily upset about people eating rabbits per se. The question is, would you like someone to show you a cute picture of an animal, tell you it's name, and then demand 1 million dollars (euros, francs, whatever) not to eat it? Imagine if someone did this with a cute puppy and you'll understand, I hope.
Posted by Kate on Tue Sep 14, 2004 at 03:26 PM
I don't think people are necessarily upset about people eating rabbits per se. The question is, would you like someone to show you a cute picture of an animal, tell you it's name, and then demand 1 million dollars (euros, francs, whatever) not to eat it? Imagine if someone did this with a cute puppy and you'll understand, I hope.
I'm not really a dog person...more of a fish person...But anywho...
Yes, I can see that showing a cute fuzzy bunny & then threatening to kill & eat it would upset people.
I don't understand how someone thinks that sending money will make things better. For instance...a million Euros later this guy might hire a fabulous cook & have rabbit!
Posted by Maegan on Thu Sep 16, 2004 at 12:27 PM
Yes, I can see that showing a cute fuzzy bunny & then threatening to kill & eat it would upset people.
I don't understand how someone thinks that sending money will make things better. For instance...a million Euros later this guy might hire a fabulous cook & have rabbit!
Rabbit is commonly eaten in the UK - its a form of game meat. I've had it in casserole - its boney, but reasonably tatsy. The rabbit used tends not to be pet varieties - but I'm not aware of any reason it couldn't be.
ThirdSector magazine reports that the UK's RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) has been in contact with the bank to see if they can stop payments, and "a spokeswoman for the charity said the site was a 'despicable' attempt to exploit people's good nature, and urged people not to give, in order to prevent copycat ransoms".
Posted by Scott Keir on Fri Sep 17, 2004 at 06:14 AM
ThirdSector magazine reports that the UK's RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) has been in contact with the bank to see if they can stop payments, and "a spokeswoman for the charity said the site was a 'despicable' attempt to exploit people's good nature, and urged people not to give, in order to prevent copycat ransoms".
Maegan, I'm a fish person too... That is, I raise tropical fish in aquariums... but I also like to eat (other) fish. So do they: the food I feed my fish is made out of fish, among other things.
I don't eat dogs or cats, but it's all right with me if you do; as long as you don't eat MY pets!
🧛
Posted by Big Gary C on Mon Sep 20, 2004 at 01:58 PM
I don't eat dogs or cats, but it's all right with me if you do; as long as you don't eat MY pets!
🧛
ok ok just don't eat a cow just kidding :(
Posted by ?????????????????????????? on Tue Sep 21, 2004 at 08:43 PM
i tired clicking on the link but it said the account had been suspended. have people raised enough money so that he's been freed, or is it just a simple error?
Posted by john on Fri Sep 24, 2004 at 04:08 PM
I'm european and I love rabbit meat. I confess I feel the "eating a cute animal" dilemma, but hey, what about lambs or piglets? Aren't they cute too? Or you don't eat them on that side of the Atlantic...?
Posted by corax on Mon Oct 04, 2004 at 07:41 AM
Rabbit's pretty good. My girlfriend cooks it up well, with loads of garlic, although I have to help (she makes me cut the head off for some reason). It's not as tasty as horse, though - or, as Alex should be able to testify, as tasty as kangaroo...
Posted by Paul in Prague on Mon Oct 04, 2004 at 09:19 AM
Kangaroo was surprisingly very good. Very flavorful. I've also had rabbit, which I remember as being very much like chicken (though isn't everything).
Posted by The Curator in San Diego on Mon Oct 04, 2004 at 11:49 AM
Like chicken? I guess you had hutch rabbit... wild rabbit is pleasantly gamey, rather more like pheasant or even woodpigeon than chicken. But then, the farmed stuff is never the equal of the wild, is it? (The difference is apparently especially noticable with [Estuarine] crocodile - although you really need I good line on a serious poacher to try the wild stuff...)
Posted by Paul in Prague on Tue Oct 05, 2004 at 02:58 AM
whats strange about eating rabbit... everybody eats it in the south
Posted by josh on Sun Oct 10, 2004 at 09:30 PM
Okay...I don't approve of eating fluffy bunnies. But peopel do anyway...Stopping one dude fromn eating one bunny won't save all the other millions of bunnies. It'll encourage everyone else to use the same scam - BLACKMAIL BUNNEH!
*Ahem*
But...Basically, because you don't liek something doens't mean no one lieks it...POeople eat rabbits..I deal...
But then again...People eta horses....I really DON'T DEAL! (*Uber mega horse lover*) Yeah, uhm...Not ALOT I can do...><
Anyhoo...I cna't see anyone with a soul having that cute little thang and eating it. *Shakes head and hums* Sammmer bammer bo bammer....
Posted by PootPoot on Thu Jan 13, 2005 at 09:33 PM
*Ahem*
But...Basically, because you don't liek something doens't mean no one lieks it...POeople eat rabbits..I deal...
But then again...People eta horses....I really DON'T DEAL! (*Uber mega horse lover*) Yeah, uhm...Not ALOT I can do...><
Anyhoo...I cna't see anyone with a soul having that cute little thang and eating it. *Shakes head and hums* Sammmer bammer bo bammer....
*Scammer....T'is a very nice song, no?
Posted by PootPoot on Thu Jan 13, 2005 at 09:34 PM
I can't believe you people think that eating rabbits is ok. Rabbits are pets! I think anyone that does that is sick and needs help. I know of someone that is planning to breed rabbits to eat and I am going to turn her in to the authorities.
Posted by Jen on Tue Jan 18, 2005 at 09:06 AM
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