Rent My Son
For all those occasions when a kid would come in handy (I can't think of any), RentMySon.com offers the solution. Just call them up and they'll send a kid over. They rent out kids for proms, birthday parties, father/son events, etc. And if you'd like to make a little bit of extra money by hiring out your kid, they'll arrange that too. (Yes, the site is a hoax).
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Categories: Business/Finance, Websites Posted by Alex on Thu Apr 21, 2005 |
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Probably useful if you go places where discounts are offered to family units of two adults & two children.
Posted by Smerk on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 02:24 AM
Although (thinking about it), it might be just as expensive to hire extra kid(s) than to pay full price in the first place!
Posted by Smerk on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 02:25 AM
Posted by Juha on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 04:59 AM
Try Rent a German here, Juha.
Posted by Smerk on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 05:26 AM
No "Rent My Daughter"? Non PC, to be sure, but equal access under the law. "How much? How much for the women? How much for the little girl?" Jake Blues, Blues Bros. film (my favorite)
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 09:16 AM
They stole my business plan. I saw combining a babysitting service with a meet women service, charging both sides. The parents pay to get someone to watch the baby. The babysitter pays to get a baby to take out into the public as a babe magnetic. Charge each $5 /hour. (Women always come up to men holding a baby):}
Posted by WDL on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 03:18 PM
It depends how cute the baby is. You can pretend to be nice for so long.
"Your baby is BREATHTAKING!"
Posted by Maegan on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 06:46 PM
"Your baby is BREATHTAKING!"
seinfeld reference, i get it!
Posted by thephrog on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 09:44 PM
Rent a son might be useful if you're Michael Jackson
Posted by Sharruma on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 10:59 PM
Doesn't he have enough fun with the son he already has?
That poor poor child is going to grow up with SUCH a complex.
Posted by Nettie on Fri Apr 22, 2005 at 11:08 PM
That poor poor child is going to grow up with SUCH a complex.
OK, nettie, I give up:
What kind of complex could be worse than the reality of being Michael Jackson's son?
Anyway, doesn't he have two sons? I seem to recall that he named them Prince Michael and Prince Michael II. I don't remember which one he likes to dangle over balcony railings.
Posted by Big Gary C on Sat Apr 23, 2005 at 03:44 PM
What kind of complex could be worse than the reality of being Michael Jackson's son?
Anyway, doesn't he have two sons? I seem to recall that he named them Prince Michael and Prince Michael II. I don't remember which one he likes to dangle over balcony railings.
Prince Michael and Blanket. BLANKET! First of all, why the hell do you name your child Blanket? And then, how the hell do you forget that one of the creepiest men to ever prey on small children named his own Blanket? Then you have Gwyneth's baby Apple, and that's all I can come up with without getting into my black friends' babie's names. I'm going to be famous one day and name my baby the first thing I see, like, doorknob, or lanyard.
Posted by Amos on Mon Apr 25, 2005 at 11:55 AM
How do you know it's a hoax and not a pedophelia operation or some reality show?
Posted by JohnRon on Mon Apr 25, 2005 at 10:52 PM
What kind of women are attracted to men with babies? A dog would do the trick better than some smelly baby.
Posted by Ophelia on Wed May 18, 2005 at 02:51 PM
This site is so slick! And there is http://www.rentmydaughter.com, which has really upset some folks. . . .
Posted by TC on Mon Jun 06, 2005 at 09:57 AM
Petition to stop Child Rental Sites: http://www.petitiononline.com/rentmy/
Posted by brian on Wed Jun 08, 2005 at 04:29 PM
Wow.
An online petition, eh?
So useful!
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/internet.htm
Plus, it's even more useful against a hoax.
Woo. Genius.
Posted by Boo on Wed Jun 08, 2005 at 04:38 PM
An online petition, eh?
So useful!
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/petition/internet.htm
Plus, it's even more useful against a hoax.
Woo. Genius.
And two signatures, eh?
You're on a roll!
Posted by Boo on Wed Jun 08, 2005 at 04:40 PM
You're on a roll!
The movie "godsend" used this tactic as viral marketing.
The wesbite called "the godsend institute" has a small disclaimer at the bottom, assuming you notice it. And yet the same people started their petition again the godsend institute....which didn't exist.
Posted by underscored on Tue Sep 06, 2005 at 02:49 PM
The wesbite called "the godsend institute" has a small disclaimer at the bottom, assuming you notice it. And yet the same people started their petition again the godsend institute....which didn't exist.
O lord.....so glad I can't register.....some parents would actually do this o_0
Posted by underscored on Tue Sep 06, 2005 at 02:51 PM
thankfully, this site is a hoax. imagine, what would of happened if a child was in contact with a pedophile...
scary...
Posted by Eva on Fri Mar 31, 2006 at 07:35 PM
scary...
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