Unfortunate Last Names
I've always thought my last name was pretty bad. And I mean that in the literal sense. 'Boese' means 'bad' (or angry) in German. But its meaning wouldn't matter much if only English-speaking people could pronounce it (it's 'burr-za', as if it had an 'r' in it... not 'boose'). But I shouldn't feel too sorry for myself, because this guy in Brazil, Mr. Reinhardt Adolfo Fuck, has me beat hands down. As far as I can tell, that really is his name. He must get endless jokes about it.
Categories: Identity/Imposters Posted by Alex on Thu May 20, 2004 |
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:-/ There was this guy that my teacher had to look up and his name was Ronald Fuck King
Also there is this girl at school named Anja Sofia Solonen Get it her initials ASS.
Posted by 2hot on Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 04:36 PM
Also there is this girl at school named Anja Sofia Solonen Get it her initials ASS.
Know of a gyno doctor in the area name Dick Pees
Posted by Arnold on Wed May 10, 2006 at 11:17 AM
The best I have ever seen was in basic training in the army. There were two soldiers; one was named Hiscock and the other Loving. The drill sergeants paired them together as "battle buddies" just so they could say "loving his cock get over here" with no comma.
Posted by dave on Thu Jul 06, 2006 at 12:31 PM
this one was very unfortunate and previously posted, i feel it needs to be reminded again
an application for a turkish mba student is accepted by some shool, however the guy's name is Oral Taker. -not a common name in turkish either.
3 years he spent at the usa was a total nightmare.
(i guess his parents could never think of this)
Posted by luxurysteps on Sat Jul 08, 2006 at 09:38 AM
an application for a turkish mba student is accepted by some shool, however the guy's name is Oral Taker. -not a common name in turkish either.
3 years he spent at the usa was a total nightmare.
(i guess his parents could never think of this)
My real name is Fawkes.
Posted by Meerkat on Sat Jul 29, 2006 at 08:14 PM
Fawkes Koral. Horrible, I know.
Posted by Meerkat on Sat Jul 29, 2006 at 08:18 PM
And in highschool I knew a guy called Jack Offe.
Posted by Meerkat on Sat Jul 29, 2006 at 08:22 PM
My grandfather's heart doctor was named Dr. Safety First. Honest!!
Posted by C. Daniel on Thu Aug 17, 2006 at 07:45 PM
There once was a judge in the NY Syaye court named Judge Peter Schmuck.
He would not let anyone in his court get a name change.
Posted by Mike on Sat Sep 30, 2006 at 06:44 PM
He would not let anyone in his court get a name change.
"he would not let anyone in his court get a name change"
So, he was truly a Schmuck, then?
Posted by DFStuckey on Sun Oct 01, 2006 at 09:49 PM
So, he was truly a Schmuck, then?
I had a teacher in junior high whos name was Mrs. Dick
But thats not the funny part....
She was married INTO the name by a guy whos first name was Harry.
Hilarious.
If your dumb you wont get it.
Joke format, true story.
Posted by Wills on Tue Oct 10, 2006 at 06:19 PM
But thats not the funny part....
She was married INTO the name by a guy whos first name was Harry.
Hilarious.
If your dumb you wont get it.
Joke format, true story.
i want to know for my homework what my last name verdugo means, and my first name ereni means. so if you can please help me to send this information to my yahoo mail.
:thank you:
Posted by ereni verdugo on Wed Oct 11, 2006 at 07:12 PM
:thank you:
One guy got sworn into the bar with me, his name was Rusty Messer...sounds right up there with Dirty Sanchez
Posted by LT on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 04:11 PM
Oh, I also forgot the local attorney whose name is "Robin Cheatham" with a hard "th" sound.
Posted by LT on Tue Dec 05, 2006 at 04:14 PM
There used to be a gynocologist in Fairfax, VA named Harry Beaver. There was also a memeber of the credit union I worked at named Richard Head.
Posted by Chris on Wed Dec 06, 2006 at 11:53 AM
I've got all of you beat. I used to do flood maps for lending companies, and I once did a couple by the names of.
Husband's last name: "Ho"
Wife's mayden name: "Shit"
I can't recal their first names, but all I could think was about their children's last names.
Posted by MP on Tue Jan 30, 2007 at 11:51 PM
Husband's last name: "Ho"
Wife's mayden name: "Shit"
I can't recal their first names, but all I could think was about their children's last names.
Resume just came in for a Pretti T. Bush
Posted by Inez on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 01:45 PM
I have a good buddy named Mike Christmas, and his sister's name is Mary. Her friends call her "Teecee" to make it easier on her.
Posted by Bryan on Sun Feb 18, 2007 at 07:17 PM
ok kuntz is not pronounced cunts, its pronounced like koontz you big liar
Posted by jeff kuntz on Fri Mar 09, 2007 at 01:27 PM
well
I have a few. Growing up I was always teased because my last name was barney. Heres a few more.
1. Dick Wigger
2. Betty Azkica
3. Trevor Shoemaker
4. Omah Boods
5. KiKi Tinklewood
and for the chinese one
6. Shi Coksuker
These are all real names I found in my Phone book.
Posted by kara on Sat Mar 17, 2007 at 04:11 PM
I have a few. Growing up I was always teased because my last name was barney. Heres a few more.
1. Dick Wigger
2. Betty Azkica
3. Trevor Shoemaker
4. Omah Boods
5. KiKi Tinklewood
and for the chinese one
6. Shi Coksuker
These are all real names I found in my Phone book.
Worked recently with a chap named Wayne King. There is a Rugby League player here by the name of Carmichael Hunt. Never heard him called Mike. Also knew of a Plumber F.L. Oats.
Posted by Graham Bolton on Sat Mar 17, 2007 at 04:20 PM
My last name is Bullerdick. Had a harsh time growing up as a girl with that last name-but my dad seems to suit it. It's very masculine and appeared omnious to the gentlemen who would pick me up for dates. Yet-someday, when I marry, I'll be taking my husband's last name. Hopefully it will be Smith or Jones!
Posted by Kathryn on Mon Mar 26, 2007 at 02:30 AM
Well, if your ever in an area where there's a WaWa (a convenient store in the tristate area) look at the coffee cups. The guy who started WaWa, his name is Dick Wood. I personally find this funny as hell.
Posted by Jenn on Mon Mar 26, 2007 at 05:21 PM
some very unfortunate names I've come across in my profession:
Stormy Knight (daughter named Amber - future porn star?)
Roch Gravel (pronounced "Rock")
Peter Abbott
Anita Byrd
William Williams
Cheryl Hiscock
Steve Stevens
Donald MacDonald
Barbie Dyke
Parents have 9 months to contemplate their child's name....in most cases, it's not misfortune, but parental ignorance or outright cruelty.
Posted by mag on Wed Apr 04, 2007 at 09:43 AM
Stormy Knight (daughter named Amber - future porn star?)
Roch Gravel (pronounced "Rock")
Peter Abbott
Anita Byrd
William Williams
Cheryl Hiscock
Steve Stevens
Donald MacDonald
Barbie Dyke
Parents have 9 months to contemplate their child's name....in most cases, it's not misfortune, but parental ignorance or outright cruelty.
Im my school there is one kid named Jacob Jacobs.
In my town there is a family with the last name Whitehead (everyone in the family is a redhead), they actually called their daughter Poppy, thus making it Poppy Whitehead.
My friends boyfriend is called Richard Head, he goes mental when people call him Dick lol.
My last name is Hook, I asked Mum what other names she was thinking of calling me, she said that Dad wanted me to be called Fish, thus making my name Fish Hook, I'm glad Mum chose Brad as my name instead.
A girl at my school is called Shiny Penny.
The finance officer at my school is Haddor Way (had her way).
And finnaly my Dad's best friends last name is Sane, guess what he called his son...yep Justin, making it Justin Sane.
Victor Harbor must be the place for funny names.
Posted by Brad on Tue Apr 10, 2007 at 04:47 AM
In my town there is a family with the last name Whitehead (everyone in the family is a redhead), they actually called their daughter Poppy, thus making it Poppy Whitehead.
My friends boyfriend is called Richard Head, he goes mental when people call him Dick lol.
My last name is Hook, I asked Mum what other names she was thinking of calling me, she said that Dad wanted me to be called Fish, thus making my name Fish Hook, I'm glad Mum chose Brad as my name instead.
A girl at my school is called Shiny Penny.
The finance officer at my school is Haddor Way (had her way).
And finnaly my Dad's best friends last name is Sane, guess what he called his son...yep Justin, making it Justin Sane.
Victor Harbor must be the place for funny names.
My father was a Rabbi. When he was studying at the seminary in Cincinnati, one of the underclassmen was Richard C. Hertz (1916-1999), who later had a distinguished career in the Chicago and Detroit areas.
They put on a skit. My father played the professor who was performing a roll call. As he called out "Who's such-and-so?", each time one student would raise his hand. When he called out "Who's Dick Hertz?", they all raised their hands.
Posted by Josh Levin on Sun May 13, 2007 at 07:56 AM
They put on a skit. My father played the professor who was performing a roll call. As he called out "Who's such-and-so?", each time one student would raise his hand. When he called out "Who's Dick Hertz?", they all raised their hands.
This is nothing suggestive, but the last name in my local telephone directory is Zebo Zzzent. Really, three consecutive Z's. He graduated last in his class, at least at the ceremony.
There used to be a Chris Shithead. He is no longer listed. Damned kids.
We do still have a Ravi Shitut and an Osama Aaflaq.
Posted by Ryan on Mon May 21, 2007 at 07:58 AM
There used to be a Chris Shithead. He is no longer listed. Damned kids.
We do still have a Ravi Shitut and an Osama Aaflaq.
THERE IS A LADY THAT WORKS AT THE SAME PLACE AS MINE, HER NAME IS BRENDA SMELLIE BUT TRIES TO TELL EVERYONE THAT ITS PRONOUNCED "SMILEY"...I AM SORRY BUT WHEN YOU HAVE A NAME THAT IS SPELLED "SMELLIE" THEN YOUR NAME IS SMELLIE (STINKY) NOT SMILEY OR SMILES!!!
Posted by MIKE FLEMING on Sun Aug 26, 2007 at 12:37 AM
I studied in Argentina for a semester and I can't forget one ad I saw from a beauty salon. The featured stylist's last name was Fucks and on the bottom part it has simulated pen writing: Her first name followed by her last name of Fucks and in Spanish it said to call her e.g. Elizabeth Fucks llame (Call) 456-6564. Eeminded me of the messages you see written in a bathroom stall. I confirmed that the simulated pen writing was real because I saw another company ad with another featured stylist with her first and ordinary last name written with the same message urging the viewer to call the phone number for an appointment. I told this to a couple of Argentines but they didn't see the humor unless I explained it to them. I am sure somebody or tourist called Ms. Fucks. I wish I at least took a photo to send it to Howard Stern. 😉
Posted by John on Fri Sep 28, 2007 at 06:02 PM
I used to go to school with a girl named Jackie Adcock, who was a quite attractive (but stuck up)prep.
Posted by David R on Mon Oct 08, 2007 at 02:38 PM
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