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Unfortunate Last Names
I've always thought my last name was pretty bad. And I mean that in the literal sense. 'Boese' means 'bad' (or angry) in German. But its meaning wouldn't matter much if only English-speaking people could pronounce it (it's 'burr-za', as if it had an 'r' in it... not 'boose'). But I shouldn't feel too sorry for myself, because this guy in Brazil, Mr. Reinhardt Adolfo Fuck, has me beat hands down. As far as I can tell, that really is his name. He must get endless jokes about it.
Categories: Identity/Imposters
Posted by Alex on Thu May 20, 2004
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Posted by Jack Gorman  on  Sat Dec 04, 2004  at  04:29 PM
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Posted by Chris Quinn  on  Mon Dec 06, 2004  at  05:08 AM
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Posted by Matt  on  Mon Dec 06, 2004  at  05:01 PM
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Posted by Wendy Templeton  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  12:24 AM
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Posted by Neil  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  05:15 PM
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Crazy Horse lives ... but airline wants proof

Sat Dec 4, 8:17 AM ET

LONDON (AFP) - Jeremy Brown from Northern Ireland may rue the day he decided to change his name to Crazy Horse Invincible, partly because he did so after one too many drinks, but mainly because his new identity is causing more hassle that it may be worth.

The Belfast office of low cost airline Jet2.com recently refused to accept one of his bookings on line, deciding that someone calling himself Crazy Horse Invincible must be up to no good.

"Crazy Horse's name raised an eyebrow with the bookings team, so we had to double-check," said Steve Lee, Jet2.com's director, of his decision to request that Crazy Horse made a personal appearance at the airline on Friday to prove his identity.

Crazy Horse, 26, decided to officially change his name one night in 2003, after celebrating the victory of his favourite football team, English club Middlesbrough, in the company of a pal and several drinks.

"It was one of those nights - I think Boro (Middlesbrough) had won - so me and a mate were celebrating. You have a few too many and you come up with crazy plans. Mine were quite literally Crazy", said Crazy Horse.

When the airline staff finally satisfied itself that all was in order, Crazy Horse received his ticket and will now be able to travel to the Czech capital where he and his friend, who now answers to the name Spaceman Africa -- who apparently had no trouble getting a plane ticket -- intend to spend their Christmas holidays.
Posted by Richard Hedd  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  08:57 PM
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Posted by Matt  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  12:50 PM
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Posted by MEGACHEESE  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  08:40 PM
:lol: i used to know someone named mr. turdlicker!!
Posted by jason  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  08:40 PM
:lol: i used to know someone named mr. turdlicker!!!
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i used to know someone named mr. turdlicker!
Posted by jason  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  08:44 PM
oops :red: sry i did that 3 times, i thought it didnt work!!
Posted by jason  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  08:45 PM
oh, about the titslinger thing, its very true, and also, the dude who invented the tiolet was named mr. crapper!!
Posted by jason  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  08:54 PM
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Posted by Jo Chapman  on  Fri Dec 10, 2004  at  09:28 AM
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Posted by John  on  Fri Dec 10, 2004  at  03:35 PM
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Posted by Cameron  on  Sat Dec 11, 2004  at  11:31 PM
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Posted by bobo  on  Sun Dec 12, 2004  at  08:34 AM
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Posted by Brian  on  Mon Dec 13, 2004  at  07:25 PM
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Posted by bobby  on  Tue Dec 14, 2004  at  03:36 PM
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Posted by Teddy  on  Wed Dec 15, 2004  at  07:22 PM
http://www.asian-athlete.com/AthleteDisplayForm.aspx?ID=321

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Posted by sanford  on  Wed Dec 15, 2004  at  07:35 PM
If I'm such a jock why am I so strapped?
Posted by Pierre  on  Sat Dec 18, 2004  at  11:34 AM
I knew this girl when I was growing up that was named Tammy Turnipseed. I've also come across a Gugi Oygster, Kimberly Wimberly, Ian Frankenstein, and James rides at the door.
Posted by Khatarooski  on  Mon Dec 20, 2004  at  05:19 AM
The Urologist that did my vasectomy several years ago was Dr. Dick Chop.
Posted by Robert  on  Thu Dec 30, 2004  at  01:55 PM
I was driving through Maine with a friend years ago and saw a sign that said "Dick Swett for Mayor". We laughed all the way to Vermont.

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Posted by Barb  on  Thu Dec 30, 2004  at  05:57 PM
Here in New Zealand, I work for a large company that has many people with odd names. The two I know personal are an American engineer named Al Christ, who married a local girl called Helen. Think upon that name change.

Then again, down south we have a senior operations manager named Portly Griffith. How appropo the name is I cannot vouch for.
Posted by D F Stuckey  on  Thu Dec 30, 2004  at  06:32 PM
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