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Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)
Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Categories: Health/Medicine
Posted by Alex on Thu Jun 26, 2003
Comments (887)
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I need a doctor's note. Excuse from not goin to work on Sunday December 18, 2005. Please help me out.
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I need a doctors note saying that I have physical Therapy everyday to make my knee better.
Posted by Ashley W.  on  Mon Dec 19, 2005  at  04:29 PM
i want a doctor` note that i did not go to work from dec 4th 2005 to dec 18th 2005, due to a severe throat infection.
Posted by danial  on  Tue Dec 20, 2005  at  09:17 AM
cant go to work for a day because of stomach flu
Posted by Christopher  on  Tue Dec 20, 2005  at  01:38 PM
I need a doctors excuse saying that I was in the hospital on 12/16/05 that I was dehydrated please need it by 12/21/05 thank you soooo much
Posted by nichole alldredge  on  Tue Dec 20, 2005  at  02:11 PM
nichole alldredge was in the hospital on december 16/2005 she was released on december 17 2005 please i need this by december 21 please ill do anything!!!!!
Posted by nichole alldredge  on  Tue Dec 20, 2005  at  02:26 PM
I need a doc note to excuse me from some of you idiots. You should all be fired for being moronic!!! Anyway, because of the HIPPA act, you can use your word processor or note pad and make a return to school/work certificate. Just make up a doctors name, give them your cell number, or a friends number (as long as they know not to answer or return the call), and your friends address. Your employer may try and contact them, but after a try and no return, they should give up. You usually sign a form that lets you put down who the docs office can release any info to, THAT INCLUDES APPOINTMENTS ALSO!!!
Posted by Big Ed  on  Wed Dec 21, 2005  at  08:56 PM
uh i called off work on christmas eve and now im gettin punk'd by my manager and shes all sayin that im gong to be introuble!! im basically screwed unless i can get some kind of help----so what can ya do---

heather
Posted by Heather  on  Mon Dec 26, 2005  at  11:53 AM
Hi there.

If you are reading this, it either means you shan't be submitting a request, or that you don't understand the English language.

Either way, the idiots who have posted above have clearly not paid attention to any of the warnings. Sadly, they're suffering from a severe form of stupiditus, for which there is no cure. The sufferers can never be trained to learn or comprehend anything, and the most likely fiscal use for them is as shelf stackers.

Kindly,

Dr. Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Mon Dec 26, 2005  at  08:10 PM
Hi I need a doctor's note saying that I had a gastrospasm during the exam on November 1st 2005.
Posted by Emily Hwang  on  Tue Dec 27, 2005  at  08:10 AM
i need a doctors note to excuse me from swimming. could it say like im allergic to chlorine.
Posted by SonneLyn Valdez  on  Tue Dec 27, 2005  at  02:23 PM
MAKE ME A FAKE DOCTORS NOTE NOW! 🧛
Posted by Yo  on  Wed Dec 28, 2005  at  01:44 AM
I need a sick note because I can't afford to go to the doctor every time I get a cold.
Posted by Karrie Matthews  on  Wed Dec 28, 2005  at  04:23 AM
Amy voorhis has taken the day off for medical reason's December 30th 2005
Posted by Amy Voorhis  on  Fri Dec 30, 2005  at  07:23 AM
I need an excuse for stating my mom took me to the doctor December 29, 2005
Posted by Cristen Buchanan  on  Fri Dec 30, 2005  at  08:36 AM
I need a doctor's note for strep throat December 31, 2005
Posted by Laura NeeSmith  on  Sat Dec 31, 2005  at  08:00 AM
I need a doctors note saying that I need my small dog for assisted living!
Posted by Brian  on  Sat Dec 31, 2005  at  10:39 AM
Hey... I need a fake doctor's note saying perminent problem with shaving so i don't haft to shave.
Posted by JARED MAYS  on  Mon Jan 02, 2006  at  03:40 AM
i was sick sunday i had a bad cold, and i had to leave work early, my job is really strict, so i have to bring back a doctor's note inorder for me to keep my job, can you please help me
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I need a dr. excuse from an orthopedic dr. in charlotte, NC. I need an release to go back to work after orthoscopic surgury.
Posted by Shannon Williams  on  Tue Jan 03, 2006  at  08:21 AM
I need a doctors note for work saying i had the pink eye
Posted by Dawn S Hall  on  Tue Jan 03, 2006  at  12:19 PM
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i need a sick note for the date of jan 3 and 4th that says i had a a mild case of food poisoning
Posted by Michael Ginther  on  Wed Jan 04, 2006  at  10:44 AM
I need a doctor note to say of I unable to go to work becos I need to resst for the rest of the week.
Posted by Edgar Aguilar  on  Thu Jan 05, 2006  at  09:07 PM
please excuse ms. jones for wearing tennis shoes
in lieu of regular shoes following her surgery
from 1/6-4/06
Posted by blinda jones  on  Thu Jan 05, 2006  at  10:02 PM
Hey I need help. I need papers sayin I pass pregnacy test that I am a month. I also need you guys to say that there r two heart beats so it is twins please help. The reason why is because I am gonna have a baby but my boyfriend doesnt take this shit serious so I want to say I'm having twins and maybe he will act like a adult
Posted by Courtney Branch  on  Fri Jan 06, 2006  at  09:26 PM
I need a note excusing me from school on Wednesday, Janurary 11th, 2006 The reason would be I had the flu. Need asap because I fail if I don't have this, that means I basically flunk out of school. Please, Thank you
Posted by Jiae Han  on  Tue Jan 10, 2006  at  02:12 PM
I need a doctors not excusing me from work at 4 am I was at the ER from an allergic reatcion to milk....
Posted by Kristina Gallagher  on  Wed Jan 11, 2006  at  08:11 AM
I need to be excused from work on 01/07-08/2006,due to a
Posted by Marvin Turner  on  Wed Jan 11, 2006  at  05:56 PM
i need to be excused from work just to show that i can return on mon jan 16 2005 i have been sick because the flu
Posted by kendall doty  on  Fri Jan 13, 2006  at  07:07 AM
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