Breast-Enlarging Ringtones
Ringtones are no longer just for alerting you to an incoming call. Now a Japanese inventor has developed a ringtone that "promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it." Incredible. The company offering this ringtone is Mediaseek, and they report that it's one of their top sellers. The inventor, Hideto Tomabechi, notes that "Most would think it's a lie, but the techniques involved in the process have been known for some time and are the result of research I carried out in the '80s and '90s... I use sounds that make the brain and body move unconsciously. It's a technique involving subliminal effects." That sounds logical :-( If you're curious to know what this breast-enlarging ringtone sounds like, Engadget went to the trouble of purchasing it and has posted it on their website.
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Categories: Body Manipulation, Technology Posted by Alex on Mon Sep 27, 2004 |
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Holy crap. That is the worst thing I ever heard. My breasts are tingling.
Posted by Laura Ross on Mon Sep 27, 2004 at 11:48 PM
Damn! They should post a warning not to listen if you're male. Now what am I going to do? Guess I could join the circus.
stupid firkdingblast ringtone.
Posted by Charybdis on Tue Sep 28, 2004 at 09:03 AM
stupid firkdingblast ringtone.
So you are male. There is always a thing every man want to enlarge...
Posted by aaa on Tue Sep 28, 2004 at 10:43 AM
I actually felt something there. . .
Posted by Gigi on Tue Sep 28, 2004 at 01:29 PM
aaa-
Are you the one who writes my spam?
Posted by Miss Black on Tue Sep 28, 2004 at 01:53 PM
Are you the one who writes my spam?
no, mam... i am not
Posted by aaa on Tue Sep 28, 2004 at 01:57 PM
Oh, boy. This redefines "The Ring" "Ringu"
Does this ringtone affect everyone how can hear it or just the phone owner?
Posted by Brenda Layland on Tue Sep 28, 2004 at 04:51 PM
Does this ringtone affect everyone how can hear it or just the phone owner?
Maybe the sound somehow stimulates people's appetites. If you eat enough, your breasts (and most of your other soft tissues) really will get bigger.
Posted by Big Gary C on Tue Sep 28, 2004 at 07:39 PM
sounds like a guitar to me
Posted by john on Tue Sep 28, 2004 at 07:40 PM
Paris Hilton needs to get it. dolly parton must already have it
Posted by john on Tue Sep 28, 2004 at 08:49 PM
Lol. My breasts are huge and I hate them. They always get in my way.
Posted by Shah on Thu Sep 30, 2004 at 06:36 AM
So Shah, you uh... seeing anyone right now?
Posted by Charybdis on Thu Sep 30, 2004 at 10:05 AM
I'm not going to listen. Pregnancy & nursing have made it so that I practically need a crane to carry my breasts around. Oh well...I'll be weaning soon. Maybe I'll think about checking it out in a few months.
Posted by Maegan on Thu Sep 30, 2004 at 12:48 PM
holly crap!!!!
my penis has grown 5 inches in 6 months, that's freaky.
It really works!!!!
Posted by DungFu on Sun Apr 17, 2005 at 04:24 PM
my penis has grown 5 inches in 6 months, that's freaky.
It really works!!!!
Hi umm, i have been WANTING to hear this tune for like ever!!! but i can't acctually find it yet!!! i need help, the person who sees this next, can u please send me the link to it, or write back on here please, and thanx =D. im at ********@hotmail.com
Posted by Lil GuRl on Mon Apr 23, 2007 at 03:52 PM
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