Status: Not a legally recognized marriage
A British woman has
married a dolphin. The touching ceremony took place at Dolphin Reef in the Israeli port of Eilat (which is, I guess, where the dolphin lives). The dolphin is named Cindy, but despite the female name seems to be a male. (That would have made it even more unconventional if it was a gay interspecies marriage.) No word on where the couple plan to honeymoon. And one can only speculate on whether this marriage will ever be
consummated.
This may be the first human/dolphin marriage, but I don't think it's the first interspecies marriage. After all, I've posted before about
Marry Your Pet, the website that provides a marriage certificate to those who want to wed their beloved animal. As for weird weddings, the other example that comes to mind (besides Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson) is that
woman who married a dead poet.
Comments
Neat party trick and hoter than blowholes 😊
"Aha... but... dolphin males have a prehensile penis. (They can wrap it around objects and carry them)."
Oh, big deal. *I* can do THAT!
Well, Cranky Media Guy, I am very impressed - You can extend your urethra out of your penis to an equal length and pick things up with it? And therefore have about 16 inches of love truncheon at your disposal?
I hope you don't just use it to cheat at cards . . . . Babylon 5 Joke.
"Well, Cranky Media Guy, I am very impressed - You can extend your urethra out of your penis to an equal length and pick things up with it? And therefore have about 16 inches of love truncheon at your disposal?"
16 inches!? What do you think I am, a normal human? My nickname is The Human Yardstick.
By the way, can't EVERYONE extend their urethra out of their penis to an equal length and pick things up with it? Isn't that what they meant when they said to "Pick up the soap" in the showers at my all-male Catholic high school?
Ha...don't worry, though...I don't think all British men are gay. Mort's not. I think. :cheese:
Maegan, is this rumour about British men the reason women comment so pointedly about my accent?
"Cranky, you are a wit, sir, a wit. And no, we all don't have talented urethras or religious-institutional haemaroids."
No? I guess not everyone attended Mt. St. Michael's Academy in the 60's, huh?
http://www.berlinermauer.se/
VERY strange!
Still, is marriage that far away? Consider the rights that people like PETA wish our Non_Thumbed World Citizens ( Animals to the unenlightened ) to have, surely this is not a great stretch.
Cranky, did you actually manage to graduate despite these distractions? 😊