Osteria L’Intrepido, a restaurant in Milan, Italy, was recently awarded Wine Spectator's Award of Excellence for its wine list. Problem is, Osteria L'Intrepido doesn't exist. It was a hoax restaurant created by Robin Goldstein (author of
The Wine Trials) which he created to test the validity of Wine Spectator's award program.
Goldstein's description of the hoax can be read
here. Wine Spectator's response is
here.
If you don't know much about Wine Spectator's award program (as I didn't)
this article in the NY Times provides some good background. Basically, the awards have long been recognized as a bit of a joke within the restaurant industry. Almost everyone who sends in the $250 application fee along with a copy of their menu and wine list gets the award. It's the restaurant equivalent of getting a
Brillante Weblog Premio Award.
However, most restaurant goers don't know that. (I didn't.) And they're likely to be impressed by seeing a Wine Spectator Award of Excellence plaque hanging on the wall. That's the whole idea. It's a marketing scheme masquerading as an award program.
For Wine Spectator and their awardees it was a cozy little arrangement. I'm sure they never figured that someone would pay the $250 application fee just to poop on the party. (Thanks to Joe Littrell and Cranky Media Guy)
Comments
"(Nearly one-third of new entries each year do not win awards.)"
Wow! How selective! It seems that winning an award from Wine Spectator is evidence of excellence in the way that a "Participant" ribbon is for elementary school sports.
Or competing in the Special Olympics.
BRUNELLO DI MONTALCINO
They gave a score of 65 to paint thinner.
(To any Wine Spectator lawyers watching, THAT'S A JOKE!)
Hm, it gives me an idea... Why not set up an official looking website called, oh, "The International Center for Accredited Research", and for a simple fee, the center, IE me, will accredit research by any crank into Free energy, perpetual motion, UFOs, and anti-gravity. I'll even mail'em a neat looking certificate!
Next year I could be vacationing in the Bahamas!
Watch the movie "Mondovino" for a good look at the wine industry in Napa vs. European wineries.