The auction of a ten-year-old grilled cheese sandwich bearing the image of the Virgin Mary has been
pulled from eBay. The sandwich was put up for sale by Diana Duyser who claims that in the ten years since she made the sandwich and took one bite out of it (before noticing the face of the Virgin), it has miraculously never grown any mold. eBay pulled the auction because it claims that it doesn't allow joke listings (that's news to me). Looking at the sandwich, I can definitely see a face, but it doesn't look like the Virgin Mary. To me it looks more like a movie star from the 30s or 40s. Myrna Loy, perhaps. She should have said it was haunted. Would have been no problems then, because eBay definitely allows haunted stuff.
Update: Here's
another virgin mary sandwich on eBay.
Update 2: And here's
the original Virgin Mary Sandwich, back up for sale. Most of the bidding must still be a hoax, because who's really going to pay $69,000 for an old cheese sandwich?
Comments
if you are in houston, it will be on the news i think around 4:45, but im not sure.
http://search.ebay.com/grilled-cheese_W0QQsokeywordredirectZ1QQfromZR8
Elvis in grilled cheese, as well as Colin Powell, George Bush, and Kobe Bryant, all in grilled cheese. Virgin Mary's used gum in grilled cheese. Virgin Mary in spam. And, of course, Virgin Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen in grilled cheese (though this identifies itself as a hoax).
For all I know, the Blessed Virgin may have been the spitting image of Richard Simmons.
... ice storm in San Diego, huh?
(in her better years)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5536183757&rd=1
There is a separate question of "Did she really appear wherever, or are you being sold a fraud?" This is a very real question, whether you're evaluating Wonderbread or Guadalupe. The first thing to ask is "who is getting the money?" If there's a lot of money, the spiritual reality of the vision is likely to be miniscule.
for ten years.
item #6134047800
"REAL AUTHENTIC VIRGIN MARY GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH"
But it looks like some kind of bad spirit to me..
No Nonsense
#2 Why would anyone want to sell what is apparently an omen of good fortune?
#3 What kind of (insert insulting term here) would want to buy a 10 year cheese sandwich?
Having said that it does look how Mary is usually portrayed in art,and perhaps Ms Duyser wanted others to share in her good fortune.