I've posted before about
hymen repair, aka Virginity Restoration Surgery. Inevitably, someone has taken what was a stupid concept to begin with and made it even more ridiculous by taking it to an extreme.
Mosnews.com reports that a Russian woman, "Natalia K", restored her virginity a total of six times. Only a life-threatening infection stopped her:
When the husband confessed he was upset about her losing her virginity before the wedding and with another man, Natalia decided to make things up for him.
To celebrate their first year together as a married couple, she went to a plastic surgery clinic and had a hymenoplasty operation.
The husband was so delighted with the present, that a year later Natalia wanted to give that joy to him again. And the next year, and the year after that.
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You take a pot of blue paint, a pot of yellow paint, a pot of green paint and a shovel. You paint one bollock blue, one yellow and your willy green. Then, on the wedding night, if your 'vriginal' bride laughs, she's clearly acquainted with a man's bits and bobs and not a virgin. So you smack her over the head with the shovel.
😉 Ethnic jokes. Such fun.