Status: Prank Gone Wrong
One of the rules of pranking is that you should do no harm. This means no harm to others, nor to yourself. The two Russian soldiers who thought lying down across the highway would be a funny prank, should have given more thought to this rule.
As reported by MosNews.com:
Two young men, private Vladislav Lunev and first class private Nikolay Chistyakov escaped from the army troops not far from Moscow, Russia, late at night, the Moskovsky Komsomolets daily reported Saturday. Being in a very good mood, the two decided to play a practical joke on the drivers and lay down across the highway. The soldiers lay on the ground, feet touching, blocking the road. They crossed their arms on their chests and held cigarettes. At 3.20 a.m. a truck that carried milk to Moscow ran straight over both the young men. Lunev died on the spot, and Chistyakov, whose legs were smashed, died later in hospital. The truck driver did not even stop. As he later told the police that detained him, he had no idea the two figures he ran over had been real people. He said countryside boys often threw dummies — clothes stuffed by straw — into the road to scare the drivers. On seeing two camouflaged figures, the driver calmly sped on, never realizing he killed two people.
I think these guys are good candidates for Darwin Awards.
Comments
Other than that, the sky's pretty much the limit.
For instance I don't think it's illegal (and certainly doesn't harm anyone) to have a rotting pig's carcass, worms and all, driving shotgun (the driver being the prankster, making passers-by puke.) But that doesn't make it a good prank.
In other words, "What's the worst thing that could happen as a result of this?" And if the answer is permanenet damage to yourself or others, FORGET IT!
In this case, lieing on the road in the dark.
What's the worst that could happen?
Getting run over and killed! Forget it!
"Cranky, you're already breaking the first Rule of Hoaxing. Does that mean you have to be disbarred now?"
Well, I should have been clearer about that First Rule, I guess. I MEANT that you shouldn't talk about the hoax before it happens or while it's happening. Also, I was just making a stupid Fight Club joke.
*puts away his whackin' stick*