I came across the
LiveJournal page of Chris (corourke), on which he ponders the reality of the
Santa Rosa Institute of Advanced Genetics. Upon checking it out, the site had me confused for a while also. At first glance it appears to be a legitimate biotech company with two products in development: Genuflex (an anti-aging drug), and Envigor (a drug that decreases the need for sleep). So far, so good. I know there really are companies developing products like this. But then if you do a google search for the 'Santa Rosa Institute' links to the
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency start coming up. The FVZA rails against the Santa Rosa Institute, denouncing it as a front for vampire research. For instance, here's the FVZA's
take on Envigor:
Recently, the Santa Rosa Institute has been pushing Envigor, a drug designed to help people stay alert when working overnight shifts. Study results trumpeted in an Institute press release suggest that Envigor helps people stay awake and alert all night, with no apparent side effects. Of course, the Institute left out one minor detail: ENVIGOR IS MADE FROM VAMPIRE BLOOD.
Obviously the FVZA is a joke, but the question is: is the Santa Rosa Institute also a joke? Is it a fake site created by the FVZA, or is it a real company that just happens to have become a target for the FVZA's satire? For a moment I was inclined to think the SRI might be real, because a further search uncovered real-looking
press releases from the SRI on
other sites. But then I noticed something: a hidden vampire reference on the SRI site. If you click on the 'Home' link, a link to the
FVZA Museum surreptitiously appears in the right-hand corner. It's easy to miss. So it appears that the Santa Rosa Institute
is a fake site created by the FVZA. Though it's definitely a fairly elaborate fake.
Comments
Although I'm fairly certain it's not promoting a new Hunter game/the upcoming movie since those have all been set in a town called Ashcroft so far... I wonder if the sites aren't inspired by Hunter games/the 'backstory' to a fan's own games using the Whitewolf pen and pencil RPG's (on which the Hunter videogames are based)
...And, of copurse, when one is bitten in Blade one can become a slave - possibly supporting the movie-tie-in theory?
"Those traditional, draughty, musty-smelling sin bins had better say their prayers. Genuflex of Venice have made penance a pleasure with their new Millennium Confessionals.
"Gone is the traditional wooden chair or stool. Instead, the priest can sink into a black leather armchair. At his side is an electronic console to regulate the temperature, dim the lighting and adjust the sound-proofing. Yes, sound-proofing. According to Paolo Lion, Genuflex's managing director: 'You can scream to your heart's content
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I DO NOT SAY FVZA AND SRI ARE TRUE ./...
BUT WHY ...why on earth would someone invest ushc work and time to invent a hoax that has no result....no media no publicity nothing ...
just read the FVZA web to see how elaborate its described
- J. S. "Bloodbane". Agent at FVZA.
Lost has a bunch of mock-websites up, the main one being http://www.oceanicworldair.com
this site links to a few other bizarre LOST themed sites. at the top of the page the link Careers actually splits into three links. The "Car" takes you to the Santa Rosa Institute site, and the "ee" and "rs" take you to aireal shots of different buildings, presumably the Santa Rosa Institute.
This, and the fact that googling Santa Rosa Institute brings up more jokey pages, makes me think that its another LOST hoax, except that it appears to pre-date LOST.
hmmm...
here's the address:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/hot/100-weird/7.html
Used to live in Albequerque. The SRI is actually a place, but the location info is wrong. Also the FVZA does predate lost by quite a few years. But that's beside the point, because it's just for amusement purposes. Right? So maybe the nut running the site also actually knows a little more on some subjects than your average person, doesn't mean you can take it all seriously, because they throw in so much malarkey. It's pretty funny though, you have to admit. And for a while here several decades ago, medical researchers were pretty keen on wanting to study vampire blood as a possible cure for aids. Which is so crazy since there's no such thing. Hmm. As an aside, I don't advise trudging too far into the supposed crash site area out in Roswell. Because there are signs posted everywhere that tresspassing would be a very bad and possible lethal idea, because the whole area is cattle ranch according to the signs. The cows however, are not there or invisible and if you drive in too far past the signs, the men in jeeps will come with guns and take your camera and escort you off the property. No joke. Doesn't mean aliens landed there, but maybe a govt testing facility of some kind is there. Never know.
Case closed.
I believe in the possibility that zombies can exist,
and I know vampires do, but all you need to know to disprove
these sights is some basic web design skills.
A federally funded organization would have more advertisements other than costume companies, and novelty stores.
If it was an organization federally funded, I like to think they would go the extra mile to hire a web designer fluent in flash, I mean really.
Both sites have the same design aesthetic, or rather no design aesthetic. I will give credit to the bloke or dames who write the content though...damn that shit is thick. They must have a lot of free time on their hands, no kids, no job, maybe they are trust fund folks who just sit around and make crappy web sites all day.
Also, on the Santa Rosa site all the thumbnail images used are taken from the University of New Mexico web site.
Anyway, I'm prepared for a zombie attack...or at least in theory I am, and as far as Vampires go, I have a deep respect for the ones conflicted between their nature and their ethics.
One thing is certain though, I sure as shit don't need the FVZA.