They're the latest in Scottish sports technology:
running kilts. The instant solution to chafing shorts. They sound kind of like a joke, but actually they're real. And once you get over feeling silly when you first put them on, they're reportedly very comfortable. They actually sound very practical, but still, I would hesitate to wear them to the gym, or to wear them on a windy day.
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Anyone see this yet?
As for the Utilikilt, I personally know someone who has one, and the pockets on that thing can hold a full six-pack. Unfortunately, being a fat man, it's prohibitively expensive for me to order one, or I'd have several Utilikilts.
http://www.ultimarket.com/item.asp?ID=170
He wasn't the handsomest guy in the world, but the kilt looked pretty good on him, and all those pockets did seem practical.