Rent My Son

For all those occasions when a kid would come in handy (I can't think of any), offers the solution. Just call them up and they'll send a kid over. They rent out kids for proms, birthday parties, father/son events, etc. And if you'd like to make a little bit of extra money by hiring out your kid, they'll arrange that too. (Yes, the site is a hoax).

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Posted on Thu Apr 21, 2005


Probably useful if you go places where discounts are offered to family units of two adults & two children.
Posted by Smerk  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  02:24 AM
Although (thinking about it), it might be just as expensive to hire extra kid(s) than to pay full price in the first place!
Posted by Smerk  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  02:25 AM
Rent a german.
Posted by Juha  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  04:59 AM
Try Rent a German here, Juha.
Posted by Smerk  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  05:26 AM
No "Rent My Daughter"? Non PC, to be sure, but equal access under the law. "How much? How much for the women? How much for the little girl?" Jake Blues, Blues Bros. film (my favorite)
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  09:16 AM
They stole my business plan. I saw combining a babysitting service with a meet women service, charging both sides. The parents pay to get someone to watch the baby. The babysitter pays to get a baby to take out into the public as a babe magnetic. Charge each $5 /hour. (Women always come up to men holding a baby):}
Posted by WDL  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  03:18 PM
It depends how cute the baby is. You can pretend to be nice for so long.

"Your baby is BREATHTAKING!"
Posted by Maegan  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  06:46 PM
seinfeld reference, i get it!
Posted by thephrog  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  09:44 PM
Rent a son might be useful if you're Michael Jackson
Posted by Sharruma  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  10:59 PM
Doesn't he have enough fun with the son he already has?

That poor poor child is going to grow up with SUCH a complex.
Posted by Nettie  on  Fri Apr 22, 2005  at  11:08 PM
OK, nettie, I give up:
What kind of complex could be worse than the reality of being Michael Jackson's son?
Anyway, doesn't he have two sons? I seem to recall that he named them Prince Michael and Prince Michael II. I don't remember which one he likes to dangle over balcony railings.
Posted by Big Gary C  on  Sat Apr 23, 2005  at  03:44 PM
Prince Michael and Blanket. BLANKET! First of all, why the hell do you name your child Blanket? And then, how the hell do you forget that one of the creepiest men to ever prey on small children named his own Blanket? Then you have Gwyneth's baby Apple, and that's all I can come up with without getting into my black friends' babie's names. I'm going to be famous one day and name my baby the first thing I see, like, doorknob, or lanyard.
Posted by Amos  on  Mon Apr 25, 2005  at  11:55 AM
How do you know it's a hoax and not a pedophelia operation or some reality show?
Posted by JohnRon  on  Mon Apr 25, 2005  at  10:52 PM
What kind of women are attracted to men with babies? A dog would do the trick better than some smelly baby.
Posted by Ophelia  on  Wed May 18, 2005  at  02:51 PM
This site is so slick! And there is, which has really upset some folks. . . .
Posted by TC  on  Mon Jun 06, 2005  at  09:57 AM
Petition to stop Child Rental Sites:
Posted by brian  on  Wed Jun 08, 2005  at  04:29 PM
An online petition, eh?
So useful!

Plus, it's even more useful against a hoax.

Woo. Genius.
Posted by Boo  on  Wed Jun 08, 2005  at  04:38 PM
And two signatures, eh?
You're on a roll!
Posted by Boo  on  Wed Jun 08, 2005  at  04:40 PM
The movie "godsend" used this tactic as viral marketing.

The wesbite called "the godsend institute" has a small disclaimer at the bottom, assuming you notice it. And yet the same people started their petition again the godsend institute....which didn't exist.
Posted by underscored  on  Tue Sep 06, 2005  at  02:49 PM
O glad I can't register.....some parents would actually do this o_0
Posted by underscored  on  Tue Sep 06, 2005  at  02:51 PM
thankfully, this site is a hoax. imagine, what would of happened if a child was in contact with a pedophile...

Posted by Eva  on  Fri Mar 31, 2006  at  07:35 PM
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