Rent A Midget

image What's the one thing sure to liven up any party? How about a midget? That's not the answer that would have occurred to me, but it's the premise behind Rent A Midget, a California company that rents out midgets (or little people) to 'hang out at parties'. Based on their website, this company looks real enough, though the only way to be certain would be to go ahead and try to rent a midget through them. The midget entertainment options range from "Midget Strip Shows, to Christmas Cookie Servers or Office Pranks." As shocking and slightly cruel as the idea sounds, I suppose it's no different than what circuses have been doing for centuries (i.e. using midgets as entertainers).

Entertainment

Posted on Fri Jan 07, 2005


Comments

I'll say it again:
I don't see what's so dadgummed amusing about being small (or big).
Does anyone know if there's also a "Rent A Tall, Scruffy Guy" agency out there? If so, maybe I'll sign up to make some extra bucks from people who are so incredibly boring they have to pay someone to "hang out" at their parties. I can serve cookies, too.
Posted by Big Gary C  on  Fri Jan 07, 2005  at  03:29 PM
I've been reading the THOUSAND AND ONE NIGHTS. In ancient Araby, the funniest thing in the world was hunchbacks. Whole stories are funny just because they include a hunchback.
Posted by Carl Fink  on  Fri Jan 07, 2005  at  11:48 PM
Comedians are funny. Well, some of them are.
Posted by Maegan  on  Sun Jan 09, 2005  at  08:54 AM
Carl, I've always wondered why toilets seem to be so much funnier in Britain than they are in America. Just mention a toilet or a bathroom and the Brits will die laughing. Some humor seems to be very specific to a certain cultural context, even if no double entendres or inside cultural references are involved.
Posted by Big Gary  on  Sun Jan 09, 2005  at  07:39 PM
The midget thing, though, seems to be riotously funny to some of my fellow North Americans, but I just don't get the joke. Somebody's short. So what?
Another thing I've never gotten is why cross-dressing (men wearing women's clothes, usually not the other way around) is supposed to be so funny. I guess I'm not too well integrated into my own culture (which revelation will be no surprise to people who know me).
Posted by Big Gary  on  Sun Jan 09, 2005  at  07:43 PM
This probably isn't real, but small people who make a living out of having other people laugh at them annoy me to no end. By encouraging 'short' jokes, they're ruining it for the rest of us who want to be taken seriously. Sorry. Rant over.
Posted by Rachael  on  Mon Jan 10, 2005  at  07:21 PM
I LOVE midgets yall are just stupid!!!
Posted by Ali  on  Tue Mar 15, 2005  at  11:16 AM
midgets rule!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by johnny u  on  Tue Mar 15, 2005  at  11:18 AM
My entire life I have waited for a service like this. Everyone should allways have at least 1 midget at a party. Midgets RULE!!!!! 🐍
Posted by X  on  Tue Mar 15, 2005  at  12:02 PM
I was searching the web for midget videos and found this site partymidgets.com, they have midgets fighting and making out with stripper whores.

I love midgets and wanted to let everyone else wo does check out partymidgets.com

Jimmy
Posted by Jimmy Schooley  on  Thu Apr 28, 2005  at  07:16 PM
You are all crazy Midgets rock.They are so small they are magical.Not too many around.Anyone want to get a breeding pair together and see what happens
Posted by Doug Duffield  on  Sat May 07, 2005  at  11:25 AM
midget leprechon for an irish wedding on march 11 2006
Posted by jennifer foisy  on  Wed Sep 07, 2005  at  02:02 PM
Hi folks, I'm 25, full of the Zezt of life and I would really like a chance to talk and have a giggle with people who have shared in a bit of my life. I'm 4ft 6" and I think the most annoying part of my life is the fact I'm already going bald (Damn it!!) I've been teased most of my life, but I now have a strong group of friends who love me for who I am and I have adopted the name 'Willow', as I have grown fond of the affection it is said with by my friends. I love eating good food, drinking good drink, and having as full a life as my little legs allow. Please get in touch, it would be great to speak to others in my position
Posted by Willow  on  Tue Oct 11, 2005  at  07:10 AM
Willow, I'm going bald too. So I got a buzz cut. Makes it less noticeable.
Posted by The Curator  in  San Diego  on  Tue Oct 11, 2005  at  08:35 PM
midgets are amazing, i wanted to befriend one when i went to school, speciffically a responsible one with an indian accent it would have kicked a
Posted by Jon  on  Thu Nov 17, 2005  at  08:36 PM
i'm looking to rent people for this saturday dec. 31 2005. for my new year's eve bash.
Posted by gilbert sandoval  on  Wed Dec 28, 2005  at  05:29 PM
Looking to hire a couple of Midgets for a party this summer. What is available???
Posted by Bill Beltz  on  Sun Jan 01, 2006  at  06:08 PM
im looking to rent midgets to serve shots at a birthday party in ny (westchester) please email me back and let me know if you can help. thanks
Posted by sal  on  Wed Jan 18, 2006  at  06:25 PM
I am desperately trying to find a little person to dance (as a stripper) at my best friends bachelorette party in Las Vegas in June. Please contact me if you know where I can find someone.
Posted by Heather  on  Sat Feb 11, 2006  at  03:11 PM
We are looking to rent a midget for a bachelor party this weekend...The 3rd and or 4th of March. Can you help us out?

Thanks,

John
Posted by John Palumbo  on  Thu Mar 02, 2006  at  02:24 PM
Hey this is Toad with Partymidgets.net. We have changed from .com cause well lets face it we were dumbasses and forgot to renew. You want to see fighting midgets or book a midget for your next party then check us out.

http://www.partymidgets.net
http://www.microwrestling.net
Posted by TOAD  on  Sun Apr 02, 2006  at  08:48 PM
Hi im looking fir a male midgit to dance for a bacherolette party on July 29,2006. Please contact me via email. Thanks
Posted by Ava  on  Mon May 01, 2006  at  12:42 PM
I'm not sure if you can rent them out or not.

Their prices are like $200 an hour though, so a little steep for little guys.

Would be cool though, if they were there to be humor, making a lot of money, dealing with the no respect thing.... Kinda like a stripper, work what ya got...

http://www.midgetswhoworkattarget.com
Posted by MidgetsWhoWorkAtTarget  on  Tue Jun 13, 2006  at  01:31 AM
We have a family reunion and would like to get entertainment on July 15, 2006
Posted by Charmaine Smith  on  Sun Jun 25, 2006  at  05:02 PM
Midgets are formost human beings and are the same as the rest of us. They did not want to become short in stature or asked for it. They all should be treated just like anyone of us and never be ridiculed. People have a strange way about them and they always stare if a person has a handicap of some sort of affirmity. If a midget wants to hire himself or herself out to parties or anything with entertainment. They still should and always be treated as a person first.
Posted by Ed  on  Mon Jul 17, 2006  at  12:45 PM
i need a midget to be an extra, please. Thanks Jessica
Posted by jessica  on  Thu Aug 31, 2006  at  10:59 AM
omg i love midgets! i want one.
Posted by kayla  on  Sun Sep 03, 2006  at  11:10 PM
i want a midget to party in my pants. WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! contact me at 1-800-MID-GETz
Posted by brittany czechoslovokia  on  Fri Sep 08, 2006  at  12:21 PM
PS: I AM A MIDGET STRIPPER.
Posted by brittany czechoslovokia  on  Fri Sep 08, 2006  at  12:22 PM
brittany czechoslovokia please contact me .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by Jessica  on  Tue Sep 12, 2006  at  01:02 PM
What's the website? My boss is looking for a midget to attend a Halloween party we're catering for...
Posted by Jeana  on  Fri Sep 29, 2006  at  11:13 AM
looking for midget to be santa 12-21-06 for approx. 3 hours. Would like a male who can sing 2 or 3 songs and walk around and visit with others. thnks
Posted by zane  on  Sat Oct 28, 2006  at  05:13 PM
i need a midget!!! Someone find me a midget and ill pay you 100.00!!! this is serious: reality sho at gmail dot com
Posted by jessica  on  Mon Oct 30, 2006  at  11:15 AM
Next Plateau Chicago offers female midget (little people)strips and waitresses for Chicago and suburbs 773-804-0700
Posted by Morgan  on  Thu Nov 02, 2006  at  09:58 PM
I want to rent midgets for a New Year's party. Thye are more than welcome to party after words with us!!!

Thanks, Aaron
Posted by Aaron Ring  on  Sun Dec 10, 2006  at  01:42 PM
do you have weekly and monthly rates for your midgets?
Posted by jerry  on  Sat Dec 23, 2006  at  02:11 AM
I need 2 or 3 little people to dress as oompa loompas at my wedding in May of 2008! Anyone interested please contact me!
Thanks!
Posted by Christy  on  Sun Jan 28, 2007  at  10:05 AM
DUDE MAN...I WANT ONE NIGHT WITH A MIDGET...STRIPPER PLEASE!!!
Posted by Taylor  on  Fri Feb 02, 2007  at  11:31 AM
I need 2 midgets for my April 2008 wedding. My fiance loves the little guys and I want to surprise him on our wedding day. Please email me!
Posted by Jenn  on  Wed Mar 07, 2007  at  01:12 PM
Jenn, that will cost $3000 for three hours of work, or $1500 for one. Midgets are in high (hehe) demand and they only advanced payments in cash.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Wed Mar 07, 2007  at  02:21 PM
I need a midget to play my husbands mini me sat march 31st for his birthday .....he loves little people and has always wanted one....can you help???
Posted by robin  on  Fri Mar 23, 2007  at  08:54 PM
i need two rent two migets for a fashion show easter sunday
(Please don't put your phone number on a public forum - Mod)
Posted by andre clark  on  Wed Mar 28, 2007  at  07:51 PM
I'm looking for entertainment for April 28. It's a graduation party, and I'm looking for someone to walk around and serve drinks. Thanks.
Posted by will  on  Wed Apr 11, 2007  at  09:49 PM
Hi all, i'm a midget w/ paranormal powers who has been traveling the country on my white unicorn in search of sugar. If anyone would like to hire me, I will work for sugar. PS (must have stable w/ roof or else clip clop will fly away). Closets are more than fine for me to stay in. If you would like me immediatley I can ship myself UPS overnight air for an extra charge.
Posted by danny  on  Tue Apr 24, 2007  at  11:36 AM
I am looking for a little Midget Male dancer for a bachelorette party sometime in August.
This person DOES NOT have to get naked. Just looking for fun entertainment and good laughs.
If anyone can offer me a link or a phone number that would be great.
Posted by Shannon  on  Tue Jun 05, 2007  at  03:55 PM
HI I HOPE THAT THIS IS A SERIOUS COMPANY AND NOT A JOKE, I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HIRING A FEW LIL PEOPLE TO HELP OUT AT MY WEDDING RECEPTION IT WOUD MAKE MY FIANCE SO HAPPY.... THAT IS ONE OF HIS REQUEST FOR THE WEDDING.
ANDI HOPE THAT THIS DOES NOT SOUND CRUEL. IF INTERESTD AND CAN HELP ME OUT PLEASE CONTACT ME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.MYCHEVYGIRL
Posted by MELISSA  on  Wed Jun 27, 2007  at  09:49 PM
I'm intersted in renting a midget for a special upcomming event. Please send me as much information as possible. If you can't furnish any information, can you please refer me to an oganization that can help.

Thank You
Posted by gabrielle brown  on  Sat Jul 07, 2007  at  08:22 PM
at shortdwarf(dot)com, we represent dwarf & midget talent, actors & entertainers nationwide; for event entertainment, promotional marketing and on camera talent with elves, leprechauns, midget strippers, oompa loompas, dwarf / midget costume characters, short waiters / bartenders, dwarf / midget look-a-likes of your guest of honor, celebrities, etc. for your themed event, promotion or project!
Posted by shortdwarfcom`  on  Sun Jul 29, 2007  at  09:52 AM
It is my co-workers birthday today and we are trying to get him a midget stripper (female prefferably but male would be funny too) he has an obsession with little people. please help me out. i need one by tonight.
Posted by Mike  on  Tue Jul 31, 2007  at  09:15 AM
If this site is real, little people needed for theme party in late September, please leave contact information.
Posted by Justin Stanfield  on  Fri Aug 24, 2007  at  10:56 PM
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