Status: Real
I feel compelled to post something about this simply because I've
posted about the sport of penile weight lifting before, expressing a few doubts about its reality. (I also had a few questions about the actual mechanics of the process). Inside Bay Area has
this report of a recent demonstration of penile weight lifting in action:
Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch, attached himself not once, but twice, to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle.
Here's the best part of the article:
Jin-Shengs performance drew a hearty applause (and only a few gasps) from the sparse crowd. He wrapped a piece of fabric around his waist to conceal his genitals from the crowd, but in the heat of the second truck pull, when he tied the cloth around his testicles only, it was pushed aside to reveal a ball of flesh that looked ready to burst.
Lovely. So apparently this sport doesn't involve muscle training, per se. It's more like hoping your skin and connective tissue don't rip apart as you lift (or pull) the weight. The description of the event sounds credible enough for me to categorize it as real.
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The best part of the report was this, which conjures up images of a kind of "Enter the Dragon" from a parallel universe:
"Jin-Sheng, the grandmaster of Iron Crotch, a branch of Qigong also known as 99 Qigong, is said to have 60,000 followers worldwide. Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance."
60,000 followers hiding and ready to strike, unseen and without warning, when the time is right. They will leap from the shadows and take over the world with their unusually tensile penises.
You'd think that lifting hundreds of pounds etc would actually have a detrimental effect on "sexual performance", what with the bruising and the exhaustion and so forth. Especially given that they are dragging things along the ground rather than thrusting with their hips.
Then again, perhaps it's a surefire way of attracting women, and the penises of the 99 Qigong are like peacock feathers (functionally, not visually... although again, the bruising probably gives them an vivid range of colours).
"It's because you're just an "X"."
Darn straight. This is definitely a y-chromosome activity.
Long story short, I'm typing this on the floor and in the fetal position.
It does not hurt at all.
I believe he is a true man :D
are serious or wat?????
I think i could be good with this sport, VERRRRYYYYYY good!
Posted by WileE in NYC on Tue Nov 29, 2005 at 08:43 AM
LoL!
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on my nuts... i thot hey wat if she was
hanging on my dick.. and thus i creaated
the dick lifting competitions