I wish these pictures were fake, but they appear to be real. They show bodybuilder
Greg Valentine. He got his arms that big by injecting a combination of steroids directly into them. At the risk of being insensitive, I'd say the results look pretty gross. In fact, his biceps no longer look like real biceps at all. They look like strange tumors growing out of his arm. It's a wonder that his biceps are functional at all. (via
ChrisDiClerico.com)
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My eyes have scars burned into them and he was being interviewed by "Testosterone."
Example:
Testosterone: Are you in jail now or dead?
Greg Valentine: No. Me's a bad boy & stuff but I'm free now. Hee Hee.
Or something like that.
I hope it was worth all those way cool & macho steroids for in exchangee for the teeny tiny shriveled pee pee he surely has now.
I'd be surprised if that idiot can straighten his arm all the way.
How does this guy take care of his, um, personal hygiene with those immobile arms? Sorry if that put any unpleasant images in anyone's head.
isnt their a condition called bigorexia?
There have been rumours for a while that some body builders have resorted to cosmetic silicon injections to increase the size of 'stubborn' areas or just so they can claim to have the biggest whatever.
Yes, ant eggs.
"isnt their a condition called bigorexia?"
Heh, there is now.
In general, taking steroids makes the male genitalia shrink, and often leads to temporary or permanent impotence.
Before the advent of Viagra and its analogs, though, there were some treatments for "erectile disfunction" that had to be injected directly into the male member at the appropriate time. These never caught on because most people (most men, I guess-- some women I know might have enjoyed it) were squeamish about sticking a needle into that particular body part during intimate moments.
You know, the guy on the beach and the guy with the pump! *!Pop!* Waaaahoooo... I know you're smiling now!
Thanks
He would be very useful in movies.