We set up the Christmas tree in the house a few days ago, and in a flash of inspiration I figured, why not have some hoax-themed ornaments. So I created a few. All that was required was printing the pictures on card paper and cutting them out. I created a whole bunch. (I was procrastinating.) Pictured below (clockwise from top left) are the jackalope, fur-bearing trout, Bigfoot, Cottingley fairy, Nessie, and Touristguy. Nessie and Bigfoot kept fighting, so I had to move them apart. Now Bigfoot keeps wandering around and hiding behind the tree. I can tell already that he's a troublemaker.
The one flaw with the tree is that it's real. Next year I'll need to get a fake tree just for the hoax ornaments.
Comments
http://www.firebox.com/product/1617?src_t=wnw
And why does it not surprise me that you were procrastinating? 😉
They look great, Alex. But shouldn't you have one of yourself there, too, since you're really a replicant Alex?
Err...
Wait. Is the Hoax Christmas Tree a hoax? 😉
Tree Poster" by about 30 years. When she realized we were allergic to Christmas trees, she sewed a big wall-hanging of a Christmas trees and hung her ornaments on it.
She still uses it every year.
I represent the Cottingley Fairies estate, and we own exclusive rights to all Christmas-tree-ornament uses of the Fairies' images.
Please cease and desist immediately from your unlicensed holiday cheer.
Merry Christmas.