Here's another case of a misleading claim in an advertisement. This time from Papa Johns, who offers unlimited toppings, as long as you have a maximum of no more than five toppings. (posted by
Nave_7 on flickr.)
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Deceptive Ad (Dec 3, 2007)
Deceptive Sign (Sep 10, 2007)
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In that case, I want eight pounds of cheese on my pizza, please.
On another similar topic. Lifetime Warranty. I heard almost everything comes with one. What does it really mean? Most product have a life cycle, can a company really warrant a product many years ago?
In truth, all they mean by "unlimited" in pizza ads is that you can choose any topping on the menu without restriction. If you call and ask why you can't have 6 toppings on an "unlimited" deal, this will be the boilerplate response the crew will have been prompted with.
On a side note, I would point out that there is a great deal of confusion among pizza buyers regarding laws of physics, principles of cooking, and pizza toppings. The more toppings you put on a pizza, the harder it is to cook. This is particularly true of thicker crusts, where it is very easy to load up a pie to a point where the center will never cook completely. This is why the more toppings you order, the fewer of each you get. It's not a diabolical plan to rip you off, it's protecting you from your own excess.
"Unlimited" toppings that are limited to 5 toppings.
This is clearly, purposefully deceptive and is unquestionably fraud. Since the amount of sales using this fraudulent ad, I'm sure, exceeds $1,000 this is Grand Larceny and is punishable by death.
Death to Papa Johns!
"Unlimited Toppings" means between none and all of the available toppings.
If the company is going to advertise that, then they need to deliver it.
If they have 18 toppings, and someone wants "all of them", then they simply let the customer know the toppings will need to be spread thin so the dough will cook.
But no, let's be blatant morons, and have an ad that says:
"Hey UNLIMITED Toppings! But you can only have five! Hahahaha YAY!!! Hahahaha *hits the crack pipe again*"
They don't pay enough to keep quality management, and as a result, have to take what they can get for the salaries they pay.
They also don't want to spend the money to drug test. (Even those in management or delivery driver positions.)
Were they to do so, the majority of the problems with service, product quality, and delivery times & errors would very quickly solve themselves.
My son worked as a delivery driver at the Papa John's in Snellville GA for a few months, but quit when he realized that that particular location had become a haven for "druggies and petty criminals" as he put it.
He explained that "The manager and her cronies" seemed to spend more time "out back" behind the building, night and day, talking and smoking, than inside serving customers and making pizza.
When I asked him if the managers supervisor was aware of this, he said "How could he not be...!?, Isn't that his job!!"
Some of the stories he's told me about what goes on at that location, especially in the late evening
were hard to believe, until I went in (several times) to pick up in-store orders. Seeing is believing!
He has since taken a position elsewhere, so at least I won't have to worry about him getting involved with that kind of crowd.
Jimmy R
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Sir you live in a country where the majority of people smoke marijuana and support legalization. It is naive to think that you don't have to worry about him getting into that crowd just because he works somewhere else. It is all about the person not the environment I myself think it is rather sad that you don't trust your son enough to be around that crowd and not partake. I hope one day you really can trust your son.