It appears that
Michael Jackson has died, which is only worth mentioning here because in addition to being the "King of Pop," he was also the King of the fake death rumor. Even
The Onion satirically predicted his death back in 2005. But this time, it seems to be for real.
Now the "he faked his death" rumors can start.
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My theory is that he's been planning this for years: wearing make-up and prosthetics to look like he's had massive amounts of surgery, so that one day, just before his big comeback gig, he can fake his own death and continue to live without the makeup. He'd be totally unrecogniseable.
Kind of similar to how Groucho Marx used to be able to evade fans because they only knew him with the painted on moustache. Just taking that principle to a higher level.
And he turns up somewhere in the Bahamas
The preliminary results of the autopsy proved that the body was not Micheal Jackson, but Andy Kaufman!
The world is a better place without him.
Get over it, and work on losing some weight.