When 9-year-old Diamond Robinson found a Cabbage Patch Doll under the Christmas tree, she was in for
a rude surprise. Encoded in the serial number on the doll's 'adoption papers' was the message: _UCKME. (I think the missing first letter is an F, but I'm not sure. It could be an S.) The company that made the doll says it's an innocent mistake... a computer randomly generated the serial number. But I'm not so sure. Sounds like something a mischievous employee might have done. Kind of like a
Cross-Dressing Ken type prank. Instead of complaining about the doll, the family should sell it on eBay. They're sitting on a potential goldmine.
Comments
The missing letter could be "T" for "Tuck me in."
... or "B" for "Buck me" (the doll wants to ride a rocking horse).
... or "D" for "Duck me" (when your brother throws the doll across the room).
... or "L" for "Lucky me" (the computer dropped the "y").
... or "P" for "Puck me" (suggesting the main thing these dolls are good for, which is swatting them around in a game of hockey or shuffleboard).
Maybe the doll's also haunted. That should raise its value to at least $100,000.
fffftshhhhug me