Status: Probably a hoax
Andy Park claims that he
celebrates Christmas every day:
Since "becoming Mr Christmas" in 1993, the 45-year-old electrician has eaten 109,500 sprouts. He devours 25 of them with a full roast-turkey dinner daily before watching a recording of the Queen's speech, sherry in hand... So deep is his love for Christmas that, over 12 years, he reckons he has consumed 4,380 turkeys (one a day), 87,600 mince pies (20 a day), 2,190 pints of gravy (half a pint a day), 26,280 roast potatoes (six a day), 30,660 stuffing balls, 219,000 mushy peas, 4,380 bottles of champagne, 4,380 bottles of sherry and 5,000 bottles of wine. He has given 21,900 presents, mainly to himself, and spent £12,000 on lights and effects. "I've spent about £250,000 celebrating Christmas for the past 12 years," he said. "I've also got through 36 ovens and 42 video recorders by watching the Queen's speech as well as Christmas films." His daily routine consists of breakfast - six mince pies and a turkey sandwich - then doing his work as an electrician until about 11.30am when he returns home to cook his roast.
However, MSNBC smells a rat, suspecting that Park is lying about his daily Christmas celebration in order to help sell a single he's just released, titled "It's Christmas Every Day."
Keith Olbermann reports (the relevant section is about halfway down on the linked page):
Certain things didn‘t seem to add up. How could he afford all this? How come he wasn‘t morbidly obese from all those Mince pies? How come we only heard about him during the holiday season? This demanded a “Countdown” investigation... Our suspicions began when the German TV network ZA DA F (ph) went to visit him celebrating Christmas. And its people came back with a distinctly punked feeling. First off, the man asked for 200 pounds for the interview. That‘d be about $350. Then he asked for more money. Then he screwed up his own shtick about his supposedly endless Christmas...
His local newspaper, “The Wiltshire Times” tell us it has given up trying to do any stories on this man. Apparently, their photographer has shown up at his house several times, unannounced, in hopes of catching him celebrating. Yet, Mr. Christmas has not even let him in the door. So what exactly is going on here? This might shed some light. His latest video for his latest Christmas single. And it is just about as bad as his Christmas sweater. So there it is Andy Park, media hustler. We‘re obviously outraged on behalf of ourselves and all other media giants who got even slightly taken in by this clown.
(Thanks to Joe Littrell for the link.)
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http://joebardi.blogspot.com
Case closed.
Never mind 36 ovens & 42 vidoes. I want to know how many toilets this guy has got through in pursuit of his obsession.
All I wanted to do was 'Give Away' free Christmas Presents to all, Naughty OR Nice: providing you had internet access and spoke english ... I've ONLY been doing this 2 months so this guy's been crazier MUCH longer - admittedly ...
And, No, I don't have a book to sell nor do I plan one any decade soon ... As a Matter of Fact there is NOTHING for Sale at http://softwaresanta.com/smf/ :D
(OK I'll Shoot myself in the Foot here: March 17th it MIGHT be Christmas over at 'Software Leprechaun' instead ... )
I remember talking to her about him as she had mentioned he was her uncle. I asked if he was genuine and she smiled nervously and said "I couldn't possibly say". Case closed.
As others have said, if it was real he'd be dead or morbidly obese.
I dont know about a fake, i didnt see him eat turkey or anything like that, but he definately very eccentric.