Imagine John Lennon Singing Pro-War Songs in Heaven

image Ever wondered how John Lennon is getting along in Heaven? According to 'internationally known' psychic Linda Polley he's doing very well. She's been channeling his spirit and reporting on what's going on with him. You can read all the latest news on the John Lennon and George Harrison's Official Website from the Afterlife. The biggest surprise is that John has "officially divorced his former partner Yoko Ono Lennon for her support of homosexuality" and decided to marry a dancer named Mary Marie Francesca. Oh, and John has also penned many news songs, which he shares with the people back on earth via Linda Polley. Most of the songs are about his new pro-war views and his strong support for the Bush administration's policies in Iraq. For instance, one recent work is titled Hussein's Butt Song (it's all about how we kicked Hussein's butt), and there's also the catchy Vote for Allawi! To be honest, I'm not sure whether or not any of this is meant to be taken seriously (I kind of suspect it is). But one thing I do find oddly incongruous. Linda Polley claims that all the songs have been composed by John Lennon, and yet she simultaneously makes a point of claiming copyright, warning that "None of the lyrics or the audio files may be copied without the precise consent of Speaker Linda Polley." But if John Lennon wrote the songs, why does she own the copyright?

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Posted on Mon Dec 27, 2004


Well, I don't know about John Lennon
But I think we know what Linda Polley's views are

I expect the songs are a consignment of fish and she can't get them published without a gimmick.
Posted by Sharruma  on  Tue Dec 28, 2004  at  12:39 AM
Hear that noise? It's Lennon and Harrison doing 2000 RPM in their graves..........
Posted by aw  on  Tue Dec 28, 2004  at  06:48 AM
Dead people can't own things.
Posted by Maegan  on  Tue Dec 28, 2004  at  08:04 AM
But his estate can own things.
Posted by The Curator  in  San Diego  on  Tue Dec 28, 2004  at  09:34 AM
And his estate is probably so appalled by this poor, crazy broad that they wouldn't give her the encouragement of acknowledging her,
Posted by Miss Black  on  Tue Dec 28, 2004  at  11:29 AM
He seems to have lost his touch. Just a little.
Posted by schmawy  on  Tue Dec 28, 2004  at  05:01 PM
It seems fairly clear that the reason she is claiming he has divorced Yoko is so that his next of kin (namely Yoko) has no legal claim on these songs

I wonder if a divorce in heaven is recogniseable in the law courts?

Anyway, despite the danger of making myself look like a right donkey I have decided to redress the balance. I have today contacted the spirit of John Lennon myself; he still loves Yoko very much and would like her to receive any and all royalties from these songs that he doesn't remember writing.

And to those of you who do believe in spirits, don't. If you lend them money, you'll never see it again.
Posted by Sharruma  on  Tue Dec 28, 2004  at  07:57 PM
John Lennon writing pro-war songs?

That isn't even funny.
Posted by Big Gary C  on  Wed Dec 29, 2004  at  02:05 PM
I have seen a lot of weird crap on here, but that is the weirdest and the absolute worst, most maladjusted, misleading, sorrowfully bad bad bad thing I've ever seen anywhere.
Posted by around  on  Wed Dec 29, 2004  at  03:10 PM
This lady needs to listen to Whitney that "crack is wack", cause she must be smokin it to write such BS.
Posted by sbnature  on  Wed Dec 29, 2004  at  05:39 PM
hey this was in the heirophants coloum in the "fortean times"

how can any nut job misinterpret anti war john so much? guess it shows that reality is what you make of it...
Posted by joeodd  on  Wed Dec 29, 2004  at  05:55 PM
It also shows the depths of tastelessness and mindless jingoism to which right-wing scumwads will sink. Maligning the dead to line one's own pockets...

If this Polley bitch is so damned pro-war, she should volunteer. And be sure to ask the recruiter for infantry.
Posted by Barghest  on  Thu Dec 30, 2004  at  03:55 AM
Perhaps a minor detail
But when claiming to channel the thoughts of
a famous person. Learn their language first.
Posted by Sharruma  on  Thu Dec 30, 2004  at  02:17 PM
I am a musician and a Beatles fan. I listened to the songs on the site and must say that there is no way that Lennon wrote those songs. The chord structures and vocal/lyrical arrangements are nothing like the Beatles. Polly's songs are FAR to simplistic and her generic melodies in no way resemble Lennon's past work.

Unless Lennon forgot how to be a musician when he died, he did not write these songs.
Posted by Jim W  on  Fri Dec 31, 2004  at  04:44 AM
Why would John Lennon go to heaven in the first place? According to the church he has done enough "sins" in his life... Just check those quotes of John:

BTW, wasn't John himself pro-homosexuality? There are even confirmed stories that he had sex with other Beatle members...
Posted by Bert  on  Sun Jan 02, 2005  at  05:53 AM
Vote for Allawi? Allawi isn't even up for election. It's a national assembly election not an election for prime minister.

Then the song says that "Muhammed's out there fightin' every single day.". But I know that unlike Jesus in Christianity, Muslims consider Muhammed just a man, not divine... so Muhammed is dead, and John should know that seeing that he's also dead.

You know, I'm starting to think that these songs weren't actually written by the ghost of Lennon.
Posted by brian  on  Mon Jan 03, 2005  at  12:44 PM
Beatles songs were and are great. This person is just another wannabe looking for their 2 minutes of fame anyway they can get it. It is not only an insult to John and the Beatles but an insult to all songwriters everywhere.
Posted by BeatleFan  on  Mon Jan 17, 2005  at  04:10 PM
Obviously, John Lennon wrote those songs. I mean, is there any doubt? It's classic Lennon.
Posted by Glamcat  on  Fri Jan 21, 2005  at  07:11 AM
I hope her web site doesn't have a large following - John Lennon's songs were too good to deserve this.
Posted by Tom  on  Thu Jan 27, 2005  at  07:07 PM
I should rather hope that this women gets hit by a bolty of lightning mailed first class from the "Kingdom Of God"(click on the links).*snort*If not, maybe she could just get hit by a truck.

Sick b*tch.
Posted by Akbar  on  Tue May 31, 2005  at  06:48 PM
John Lennon was a good friend to Raoul...I was there on this Lost Weekend with Him and Harry Nilsonn, and I drank too much of the tequila...If you play his great song cover of "Stand By Me", you will hear Raoul singing loud and drunkenly in the back ground. I was not Standing, though...I lay on the floor with my tequila and vomit...that I do not do any more, so don't get me started, okay? Ha ha ha... Rrrraoul
Posted by Raoul  on  Tue May 31, 2005  at  07:14 PM
Boy, it took me a while to find one of those cybercaf
Posted by John Winston Ono Lennon (late)  on  Sun Aug 28, 2005  at  02:58 AM
Wow, what a deranged creep. I just wanted to mention that there are pictures circulating of Yoko doing performance art, and in the pics, once can see a spirit orb resting practically right on her right ear, with another sizeable, good looking one behind her. These are good orbs, not to be mistaken for camera glare or dust on the lens - they glow and vibrate. I just have to wonder who those spirits are on stage with her. I wouldn't be surprised if John has made himself known to her since his demise. She is very intelligent and has a spiritual life.

How long has it been and it still seems like yesterday.
Posted by Chris Kaye  on  Sun Aug 28, 2005  at  09:31 PM
How to hear John Lennon singing IMGINE online?
Posted by Ernane  on  Sat Oct 01, 2005  at  10:36 AM
i've had the aweful priveledge of meeting this lady in a chat room. I did everything i could not to call her a quack and calling the nut house on her!

i mean, how can she believe these things?
i do believe in the afterlife, but y on earth(or heaven) would john lennon write such sucky songs that the melodies sound more like "row, row, row your boat" than any good musical composition?

she is a nut, her husband is a nut, and i just hope that someday they realize it and take back all they have said to disrespect lennon and god himself!
Posted by summer  on  Sat Nov 05, 2005  at  11:21 PM
hey man its all true, George 'n Mary Queen of Scots live right across the street from me, I see John all the time. I'm in a April Wine tribute band with Hendrix, Joplin, and Johnny Ramone.
Posted by the fat guy from Canned Heat ;-)  on  Wed Dec 21, 2005  at  09:30 AM
what a loony. If there really is a heaven, John Lennon must be pretty pissed by this. 😊
Posted by lennon fan  on  Fri Dec 23, 2005  at  08:56 PM
I am glad to have come accross this site in order to express my opinion. Linda Polley is a liar. May I add: "When Linda Polley speaks, no one listens".
Posted by Hugo  on  Fri Apr 07, 2006  at  07:25 AM
Linda Polley , please stop trying to b/s people.
Posted by Lennon fan  on  Fri Apr 07, 2006  at  07:29 AM
John Lennon Is A Legend
Now All Of You Lot Know Nothing Leave him to rest in Peace his music is the best ever
Posted by Kellie  on  Fri Apr 13, 2007  at  04:15 AM
Why would John choose to write songs from beyond the grave through this freak instead of someone else, such as, oh I don't know, the other two living Beatles, old friends of his, his children? I mean com e on, why would he go through some random woman he'd never met before.
Posted by Random Person  on  Sun Dec 02, 2007  at  12:44 PM
The songs belong to John Lennon,It is his property.On one has the right to own it.
Posted by prasala  on  Thu Jul 24, 2008  at  08:33 PM
Have you heard John's most recent song from the afterlife? It's called "Polley's Gone-a Crackers". :roll:
Posted by Cherita  on  Fri Jan 16, 2009  at  03:07 AM
The first 2 links above are now Errors, so Linda's Websites must have been put out of business--if they ever existed in the first place!
Posted by PatBB  on  Sat Sep 12, 2009  at  11:21 PM
This crazy bitch isn't alone. There are hundreds of these shit heels claiming that John speaks to them,Marcia McMahon is another, She claims John & George are working together on some new Beatles material, can you believe these people? There's no way John would allow George to co-write with him. George barely got a song in when alive so why would John give him more than that now?. I know because he told me, he speaks to me through the hole in my banjo! Hee hee ha ha!
Posted by Felix  on  Sat Jul 10, 2010  at  10:46 PM
I don't think John would be very happy with Yoko since she gave her support to the The Georgia Guidestones. the Illuminati's new Ten Commandments. The writings support such concepts as radical population control and the formation of a world government. Some believe Yoko to have been an Illuminati mole right from the start [there are family connections]. Her job was to gain control over John and keep him out of politics, eventually she failed and he was about to enter public life again, that's where plan B was put into motion, all she had to do was get him to the scene of the crime.
Posted by Felix  on  Sat Jul 10, 2010  at  11:03 PM
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