Police say that a man, alone in a car, drove up to a teller window at the Lone Star National Bank in Texas. He slipped the teller a note. Exactly what it said has not been revealed, but it caused the teller to hand him an undetermined amount of cash. He then drove away. At no point did the man display a weapon.
Big Gary asks:
But if you just say, "Give me money," and you don't display a weapon, and you aren't in any position to hurt anybody, it's not really a robbery, it's a gift, right?
I don't think so. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to lead a bank teller to believe you may be trying to rob the bank, even if you're joking or make no specific threat. (Though specific laws probably vary state by state.) After all, how does the teller know you're not serious, or that you don't have a bomb wired to you?
In the April Fool's Day Database I record
a case from 2006 in which a 57-year-old woman walked into a bank on April 1st and handed the teller a note that said, "I'm here to take money." It was a joke. She was there to withdraw money (legally) from her own account. Nevertheless, the police later tracked her down and charged her with disorderly conduct.
Banks are kinda like airports. All potential security threats are taken seriously. Even jokes.
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-- Big Gary
No, you're not really. What you do follows ordinary banking procedures, and is clear of purpose. What she did was neither. Plus, it seems that she did it with the actual intent to confuse the teller and leave ambiguity as to her purpose. Which is why your actions are considered proper, while she was charged with disorderly conduct.
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I really don't get this one. The teller was inside the bank, completely safe, why did he/she just not tell the bank robber to stuff it? There must have been some threat, a bomb, or something personal.
It all depends on what the note said. He could have wrote "I will kill your kids, Jane Doe, if you do not give me money". Probably without the proper punctuation, but still - that would motivate her to comply. So, show me the note!
A guy was arrested in the late 70s or early 80s in Omaha for taking a bag of money the teller handed him. It turned out that someone had written "this is a stickup. Give me your money" on the blank deposit slips. Since he took the money knowing it wasn't his he was arrested by the cops.