William Hung Not Dead Yet

image I've noted before how popular celebrity death hoaxes have become. In fact, it's kind of like a weird sign of status for a celebrity to have their death falsely reported. It shows people care, in a sick and twisted way. Britney still leads the pack, having been killed in car crashes many times, but now American Idol anti-star William Hung has joined this elite group of prematurely-reported-dead celebrities. Reports of his death via heroin overdose have been spreading all around the internet. They originated from a faux-news piece on Broken Newz. His suicide note was particularly touching: "I have no reason of living... my art which is my importance to the best everybody laugh to... I make end here... goodbye world of cruel." (via David Emery's Urban Legends and Folklore)

Celebrities Death

Posted on Sat Aug 14, 2004


Comments

You mean Willy Hung isn't dead!!!!
Posted by Laurie  on  Sun Aug 15, 2004  at  12:32 AM
Such a pity! :down:
Posted by Sarah  on  Mon Aug 16, 2004  at  03:07 AM
I wouldn't give a damn if William Hung DID die. lols! :coolsmirk:
Posted by Shah  on  Sun Aug 22, 2004  at  12:15 PM
It's pity he's not dead. He's a horrible singer.
Posted by Dany  on  Wed Aug 25, 2004  at  02:15 PM
William Hung is better off dead.
Posted by Shah  on  Thu Sep 30, 2004  at  06:44 AM
He is a bad singer, but he knows it. And he knows he can make money off of singing bad.

he knows this, he is not dumb.

he used to be funny, but now hes out.

but still u kidz should respect him cuz hes really embarrassed, but he makes big money
Posted by George  on  Wed Jan 26, 2005  at  08:22 PM
Yeah, it sucks that hes not dead. He cant sing at all!
Posted by nate  on  Thu Feb 03, 2005  at  07:52 AM
that sux hes a terrible singer but funny. i seriously hope he stops. he gets too much cash fer singin crap :coolsmirk:
Posted by kozak  on  Thu Feb 03, 2005  at  07:53 AM
he is funny very funny good thing hes not dead we can get a couple new song out of him lol
Posted by style  on  Mon Feb 07, 2005  at  11:34 AM
:coolmad: It is most deff. not cool to be sayin' this type of stuff.
Posted by megan  on  Thu Feb 10, 2005  at  08:12 AM
hey everybody out there that is sayin that it would be better if william hung was dead is a horrible thing to say he is a human like us even if his singing is bad dosnt mean he deserves to die...... you people should be thinking a little more better about william ....and i really dont see you guys on american idol huh?.....atleast he made it. 😛 well even if he isnt respected by you, dosnt mean hes not respected by everybody else!!!! you guys should think a little more in your heart than in you anger!!! 😉 atleast listin to me and spread this on!!
Posted by Samantha Lozier  on  Thu Feb 24, 2005  at  04:43 PM
:coolmad: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN AS HELL, AND YOU ALL ARE GOING ON A SLOW BOAT RIDE TO HELL WITH GASOLINE DRAWS ON FOR TALKING ABOUT WILLIAM HUNG LIKE THAT!!! Y'ALL JUST HATE BECAUSE Y'ALL MONKEY*ASSES AIN'T DOING SHIT WITH YOUR LIVES!!! GO DO SOMETHING!!!!
Posted by Nikki Harden  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  11:56 AM
Nikki, did we not take our MEDS today??? Remember, if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding, how do you expect to have any pudding if you don't eat your meat???
Posted by X  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  12:08 PM
STEPHEN, DARLING, I AM ON NO MEDICATION AT ALL, LIKE YOU ALL SHOULD BE. I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO UNDERSTAND THAT A HUMAN LIFE IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY AND SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE SAID THAT YOUR WOULD BE BETTER OF DEAD?!?!? AND WHAT WAS ALL THAT MEAT AND PUDDING BUSINESS--YOU REALLY DO NEED MEDICATION, OR A NAP, OR A ROLE MODEL, OR SOMETHING!!! TAKE $5.00 AND BUY A CLUE AND A LIFE TO GO WITH IT!!
Posted by Nikki Harden  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  01:07 PM
Oh, come on. You can do better then that. Why you using phrases from the 80's for????
Posted by X  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  01:20 PM
I HOPE THERE ARE MORE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN MCKINNEY, TEXAS THAN YOU----AND YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A PHRASE FROM THE 80'S LIKE A HOLE IN YOUR ASS (AND YOU DO SEEM LIKE YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR ASS IF YOU GET MY DRIFT!)
Posted by Nikki Harden  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  01:24 PM
Stephen may not "know a phrase from the 80's like a hole in your ass" (whatever that means), but Nikki is obviously well acquainted with the caps lock key.
Posted by The Curator  in  San Diego  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  01:28 PM
YES!!!!! there we go. That was good! That one was kinda original, kinda vulgar, and showed anger. I luv it!!! You need to come in here more often...
Posted by X  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  01:30 PM
STEPHEN, DON'T WRITE ME ANYTHING ELSE, PLEASE. HAVE A BLESSED DAY!!!!
Posted by Nikki  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  01:33 PM
Alex, I need more POWER!!!! Give me Give me, I need, I need. I realized I am powerless when it comes to topics on main page. I was gonna go change her caps and I couldn't. I felt weak.
Posted by X  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  01:33 PM
"DON'T WRITE ME ANYTHING ELSE, PLEASE" - Nikki


Ummm, nik, DONT READ ANYTHING ELSE! GAG ME WITH A SPOON! FREAK ME GREEN AND CALL ME KERMIT! LIKE, AS IF...
Posted by Rod  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  01:47 PM
I think she has feelings for me!!! I tend to do that to women.
Posted by X  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  01:59 PM
So, Stephen, you've discovered that your power has limits!!!

I actually wouldn't mind letting other people help moderate comments on the main page, but I haven't been able to figure out how to let them do that without simultaneously giving them the power to delete the entire site, which kind of scares me.
Posted by The Curator  in  San Diego  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  02:13 PM
Ha, I can understand that. Especialy with people you have never met. Thats alot of trust to give someone.
Posted by X  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  02:15 PM
It's an especially scary power to give to Stephen. He really frightens me.

:ahhh:
Posted by Charybdis  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  02:48 PM
My only question at this point (besides what my neighbor's kid is doing to that cat outside) is...

What's his middle name? It'd be kinda funny if it was Benjamin or something....

Willie B. Hung
Posted by Rod  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  03:45 PM
YOU'RE RIGHT, STEPHEN!!! YOU TURN ME ALL THE WAY ON TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MYSELF. I WANT YOU SO BAD; CAN YOU SENSE MY ENTHUSIASM?!!?!
Posted by Nikki Harden  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  01:57 PM
AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, ROD? STAY OUTTA GROWN FOLKS BUSINESS!!!
Posted by NIKKI HARDEN  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  01:59 PM
Oh, it's you......If you don't want me talking to you, why are you mocking me?????
And please play nice and don't use caps.
Posted by X  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  02:17 PM
I AM NOT MOCKING YOU, STEPHEN. YESTERDAY YOU LIKED THE SARCASTIC SH*T--SO WHY ARE YOU BOTHERED BY IT TODAY?!?! AND WHAT THE H*LL ABOUT CAPS LOCK BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH? DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT IT THAT I DON'T--PLEASE SHARE!!!!
Posted by Nikki Harden  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  02:43 PM
It is a universal sign of YELLING. It is considered rude the way you are doing it. Thats why I was giving you so much S#!T yesterday.
Posted by X  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  02:48 PM
Stephen, you ignorant twit. She wants to know if you are Will Hung.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  02:57 PM
Will or Well????? and Hairy, There might be women present, watch that mouth.
Posted by X  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:04 PM
"Will", as in WILLIAM Hung, you ignorant twit. Stick to the post subject, in the name of Ra, the Sun God, Creator of All. Sun Gods are cool.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:17 PM
"you ignorant twit" Them's fight'n words.
Posted by X  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:26 PM
So they are, you mangy polecat. SO: ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT WILL HUNG... like them caps? I GOT MORE
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:29 PM
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION
Posted by HAIRY HOUDINI  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:31 PM
Don't feel bad... we can't all be Will Hung. Stubby...
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:33 PM
But yet, some of us CAN...but, you wouldn't know anything about that....would ya tiny!!!!
Posted by X  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:41 PM
CAN what? Feel bad for not being Will Hung? Who the Hell is Tiny? Certainly not, Stubby, Will's cousin. He's Stubby. Pay attention, you ignorant twit.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  03:56 PM
His cousin is Stubby, and he is Will Hung, and you, Stephen, you ignorant twit, most obviously are not. Save the Whales.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  04:00 PM
Well she sure put me in MY place.
:lol:

Grown folks? Like your parents?
Posted by Rod  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  04:18 PM
Nikki,
You must be from Kentucky... or at least nearby. You're use of the word ya'll is a dead give away. Not that I'm mocking / knocking you... so don't be GOING OFF on me. We just recently relocated to the Florence area... where you're greeted with a "Ya'll" every where you go... so it's just an observation / guess... not a dig.
PS - I'm not Stephen either...
Posted by Mark-N-Isa  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  04:30 PM
Nor are you Will Hung. Admit it.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  05:03 PM
I like to use the pet name: "My Willie". My Willie sings like a winner, baby. My Willie has talent unrealized by Mortal Man... My Willie pumps up the volume. Go Willie, it's yer birthday
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  05:08 PM
My Johnson rod, however, is twisted beyond repair.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  05:11 PM
Well Stephen, if you had just told me the other day that CAPS was a universal sign of yelling, I would've stopped immediately, but I didn't know it. I apologize if I offended anyone with my CAPS and I will try to stop doing that. And thank you, Stephen, for alerting me to this "communication flaw".
And to whom it concerns: I am not from Kentucky, but I am from the South; is it that obvious?!?
Posted by Nikki  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  09:25 AM
I knew you were from the south!
Posted by X  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  09:45 AM
Ya'll stop funin' us now, ya hear?
Posted by Charybdis  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  09:47 AM
The first time I discovered that CAPS were used to show anger or yelling was 4 years ago. I started a new job. We were aable to send instant messages on our Network Server to people through out the company, I was flirting with a customer service girl and then she just snaped at me for no reason. I was joking around, but I had my CAPS on all the time, we had to for work purposes, but I never changed them to send messages. She asked me why I am so mean to her and yelling all the time. I was pretty embarrased, all though, I did get a couple of dates from her later!!
Posted by X  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  09:50 AM
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