Status: Public Service Video
A highly informative
Beginner's Guide To Faking Your Death On The Internet can be viewed on YouTube. It was created by satirist and internet scholar
Luke Lewis. Some of the points it covers:
→ Interest in your death (or the death of your alter-ego) can be measured by Heinstein's 2nd Law of the Internet, which states: I = H x W x C. Or rather, INTEREST in your character equals their HOTNESS times their camWHORE factor times the CRAZINESS of the community in which you're posting (measured in LJs or LiveJournals). "The higher the I value, the more ego strokage you'll get from faking your death."
→ Also, terminal illness is generally a better way to depart this world than a car crash. Car crashes are too abrupt and not unusual enough.
→ Finally, "a post without an OMG is a post incomplete."
Lewis notes that
"He is currently working on the sequel: 'A Beginner's Guide To The British', due for release in late July." Personally, I think the sequel should be a beginner's guide to faking
someone else's death on the internet.
Comments
Still, I gotta give a big round of applause to the author for such an interesting video.
Anyways, someone at a chatroom I am usually in told me to go jump off a cliff yesterday... Maybe I will... 😉