Fleeing Purse Snatcher Drops Breast

Police in Port St. Lucie are on the lookout for a cross-dressing purse snatcher who accidentally dropped a condom filled with water after grabbing a 74-year-old woman's purse. He had been using the condom as a fake breast. That's weird enough. What I can't understand is why he was using a water-filled condom. Wouldn't a regular balloon have worked better?

Though questioning the fashion decisions of a cross-dressing purse snatcher is surely an exercise in pointlessness.

Body Manipulation Fashion Law/Police/Crime

Posted on Wed Sep 03, 2008


Comments

A condom is probably less likely to break than a regular latex balloon. You certainly don't want your breast to pop and leak on you.
Posted by Tah  on  Wed Sep 03, 2008  at  10:58 PM
For the last time, people. If you know you'll have to run, you don't:

a) Wear high heels
b) Wear anything that might go "pop" on you.
c) Eat within the last 45 minutes
Posted by MikPal  on  Thu Sep 04, 2008  at  01:57 AM
I have a friend, he's a prize winning female impersonator and he only uses condoms filled with either a silicon gel mix or some kind of gelatin in a pinch. He says its easier to form, stronger, more flexible and fits a bra much better...
Posted by jGrrl  on  Thu Sep 04, 2008  at  12:14 PM
Plus the condom offers a huge nipple which would stop all men in their tracks.

Excellent for an easy escape.
Posted by Madd Maxx  on  Thu Sep 04, 2008  at  02:48 PM
Like Maxx, I was thinking it would make a better nipple.
Posted by Maegan  on  Thu Sep 04, 2008  at  03:45 PM
Condoms are very sturdy. Several European armies use them as water containers (fact!).
Posted by LaMa  on  Fri Sep 05, 2008  at  03:05 AM
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