Status: urban legends
The Auburn Plainsman (student paper of Auburn University) has a
short article about campus urban legends. The ones they list are:
Endowment from old lady bans sorority houses: This UL seems to exist on every college campus that doesn't have sorority houses. It states that some rich old woman left a large sum of money to the college on the condition that they ban sorority houses, because she considered them to be brothels. The more likely reality, among those schools that have sororities but no sorority houses, is that women used to be required to live on campus. Once that rule was lifted, it was cheaper for sorority members to live on campus in dorms, so the houses were never built.
If you get hit by a campus bus the school will give you free tuition: Unlikely, but if you're lucky, maybe an insurance payout would cover the cost of tuition.
Students whose roommates commit suicide receive automatic straight A’s: A guy in my college class committed suicide. His roommate didn't get automatic straight A's. I don't think anyone ever has.
"Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, in the clear": Repeated at every campus party, though it has no basis in fact. The corollary to this UL is that if you sip beer through a straw, you'll get drunk quicker. This one I'm not sure about.
And a few that they left out:
The Sinking library: every campus has a library that's supposedly sinking, because the engineer who designed it forgot to include the weight of the books.
The ten-minute rule: If the professor hasn't shown up in the classroom within ten minutes of the start of the class, everyone gets to leave. I don't think this is official policy anywhere.
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Often a teacher would show up late, in the auditorium, and try to get our attention to get us to his class but we would ignore him. More often we would sit all over the place to make his shepherding more difficult. Most often we just didn't bother going to the auditorium and hung around our semi-open campus.
The sinking library is current in Scottish Universities 😊
That was not the brightest design in the opinion of us engineers.
10 minutes for an associate professor
15 minutes for a professor
20 minutes for a Phd.
Something like that.
"Beer on whiskey, rather risky. Whiskey on beer, never fear."
-From a girl who has quite a bit of experience partying
I will drink lage amounts of beer followed by large amounts of whiskey, while you drink the whiskey first.
Also, someone else pays.
I guess that's why my school didn't have an engineering department. (or sororities)
Like all the other phrases of this kind it doesn't say anything about wine (or liquor or whiskey) and beer on the other hand.
Beer is a metaphor for being poor, wine etc is a metaphor for being rich. The phrase simply says: 'Poverty before wealth is good, wealth before poverty is bad.'
While a student there myself, I actually witnessed a brick fall and smash on the sidewalk behind the barricade. Nobody was in any danger due to the fencing but I was rather mystified at the idiocy of the engineering.
"It is at my college! My friend and I took advantage of it twice last year!" you say.
"No, you didn't. You left class and could have technically been counted absent," I respond. "Challenge it and see who wins. It won't be you."
At my highschool, the science teacher didn't show up until 20-30 mins after the period bell went, so our form was stuck in the corridor for all that time.
I so seriously wish it was true, though. No such luck . . . :-(