Ear Candling is an ancient home remedy in which wax and other impurities are supposedly drawn out of a person's ear canal by sticking a burning hollow candle in their ear. The theory is that the hollow candle creates a vacuum that sucks everything out.
Butt Candling, by extension, is the same procedure, only with the candle placed... well, you can guess where it's placed. As the
ButtCandle site (which is safe for work) puts it:
"In length and diameter, [the butt candle is] similiar to common candles. However, a hollow channel is cut from bottom to top which causes air to be drawn from the base to the top. In practice, this creates a vacuum at the base which, when inserted in the rectum, gently dislodges intestinal and rectal blockage."
Ear Candling is a real treatment, though don't expect it to work. As
QuackWatch says:
"Since wax is sticky, the negative pressure needed to pull wax from the canal would have to be so powerful that it would rupture the eardrum in the process."
Butt Candling, by contrast, is just a joke. Though the guy who made the site is selling ButtCandle thongs and mugs on
CafeShops. Yeah, that's just what I want to sip my coffee from in the morning: a ButtCandle mug. (Thanks to Jim Terr for the link)
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The idea that wax is "too sticky" (what does stickyness have to do with actual viscosity?) to flow freely from the ear canal reveals a lack of understanding of ear wax. Bear with me. 😊 Some ear wax is indeed quite high viscosity (ie, molasses-like), but a lot of ear wax is actually kind of fluid and oily. Some people's entire outer ears become shiny with the stuff. Not only that, but ear candles tend to pull out a lot of ear wax of a totally non-fluid nature -- this form is like flaky bread crumbs. Indeed, sometimes you can see this in people's ears as well. Q-Tips, people, Q-Tips -- they're there for a reason. 😊
Of course, although the couple of times I've done an ear candle have produced pretty dramatic results (including some very dark and high-viscosity wax), it's anyone's guess as to whether such a thing is actually a good idea. I did feel subjectively like I could hear better after doing it, but it may have been entirely psychosomatic. From a complete lay-man's perspective, it seems like it might be a good idea to "clear the way" every once in a while (similar to why some people get periodic colonics), but maybe sucking so much stuff out (it was indeed a lot) just puts your wax glands into overtime trying to replace it. 😊
In any event, my mind is continually blown that the medical community straight-up denies ear candles out-of-hand without trying it. It's like a throwback to when they denied that acupuncture did anything. Now first year medical students do acupuncture on themselves as practice (at least at Northwestern) -- albeit stripped of the "ignorant" Eastern spiritual component. Who knows -- maybe if we give doctors a few decades they'll start lighting up ear candles for us. 😊 Maybe they're just scared people will have accidents and light their hair on fire or something...
In addition, there was a real feeling of pressure change in my ears when I did it, and you get a feeling kind of like your ears popping.
I actually would like to try it with a few tightly rolled sheets of regular paper. I've heard of people doing this and getting the same results -- no possibility of the cone's wax intermingling.
Honestly, don't people understand the power of suggestion? Of placebo?
How about swimming? If you want your ears cleaned, just swim to the bottom of the pool, people, then instill some alcohol.
"I honestly can't understand how the medical community can continue to deny that ear candling does anything. Time and time again, I've heard medical reports that state flat out that the ear candle effect is impossible. What the f*ck? Anyone who has tried it (as I have) can see clearly that SOMETHING is happening."
Well the medical community doesn't deny that something is happening. They simply don't agree that the "something" is the removal of wax from your ear. As tests have shown, there is very little difference between the amount of wax produced regardless of your EAR actually being present.
"but a lot of ear wax is actually kind of fluid and oily"
Well if so, then it has little to do with your perceptions of ear candles. Something of the consistancy of oil would come out of your ear on it's own ( which earwax does! ).
"medical community straight-up denies ear candles out-of-hand without trying it"
Which betrays a moron-like ignorance of medical science. A number of institutions have performed tests on candling (Including Health Canada).
"...denied that acupuncture did anything"
The question would be one of "Which claims?" sure there are uses for acupuncture ( medically speaking ) but not every claim of acupuncture is validated by medical science. For example tennis elbow can be treated well by AP but as an anesthetic for childbirth...not so much.
In my non-medical opinion, it's partialy probability at work. The claims of accupuncturists are so wide, varied and vague that it's not all that unlikely that a few show a positive health benefit. However that's light-years away from validating accupuncture as a whole ( as you seemed to imply! ).
Barbi 😉
My girl friend recently brought home ear candles, and I knew it was a hoax from the start. She got upset and insisted that I did it, and then cut it open to "show me the wax". I figured the "wax" was just the soot in the wrapping of the paper.
To prove to her that it can't be wax, I took a small small small piece of dirt, put it on a table, and put the candle on it. If it can pick up the "wax" and "wax flakes" mentioned in the above post, it would clearly pick up the dirt.
I proved my point to her!
I didn't believe it either, boyfriend insisted, I tried it. I 100% felt better, clear headed, my ears felt better and my sinuses were clear for quite some time!
I've done it since then and had the same results. I also burned one without putting it in my ear and there was no 'gunk' at the bottom of the candle.
Maybe it's just a phenomenon that works only if you believe it works -
So years later, I wanted to try it for myself. I went in a firm beleiver that this has to work...
Disapointed. Nothing. I have had to have my ears suctioned before (due to post ear surgery care), and did not feel like annnyyyyttthing was being suction out of my ear. I also had a surgery on my ear, so the opening is different on one vs the other. So I tried the other ear. Again, NOTHING.
This is a hoax. A relatively EXPENSIVE hoax, considering what this is made out of versus cost. If you beleive in something and it makes you feel better, such as prayer, reincarnation, God, whatever, and it helps you, that is great. But if you beleive that candling is working to suction your ear wax, I can only roll my eyes... It is obvious with visual evidence that it does not work! Looking back, my roommate was kinda naive and wanted to beleive in anything 'newage/natural'.
My aunt, uncle, sister, and I just tried out the ear-candling method, my sister being the only veteran, having previously done it with my mom. She was convinced that they had amazing effects on your ears. My uncle was skeptical after we found an insane load of gunk in his cut-open candle after burning it. I tried to convince him, showing him how my wax was darker than his.
Sure enough, Uncle Ronnie found several websites claiming ear-candling was a hoax. Not sure ourselves, we burned a spare candle in open air, and naturally, it was full of crap. You can actually un-ravel an unused candle and see the layers of junk that come off due to the heat. The reason my wax was darker was finally discovered: when you blow out the candles, more or less of the burnt and singed end may remain. The wax that has been burned will obviously be darker, and my candle had a longer singed end than he did. Plus, he didn't look at the wax on both ends, like I did.
So sorry guys, this thing is a huge hoax. You wasted whatever small fortune you spent on these supposed 'natural remedies'. By the way, have you ever read the immature descriptions on the back of the packages? The particular brand we had the misfortune of coming across sounded like it had been written by a pissed-off six-year-old: there were various typos and non-stop disclaimers, including phrases such as, "This flyer is distributed under the First Amendment of our Constitution." Wow. But here's my personal favorite:
"Do no [typo: I'm assuming it meant to say "not"] use ear candles without consulting your doctor because our beliefs are not consistent with the medical establishmnt (even though the drs [Nice abbreviation] have only 60 years of experience and natural healing has thousands of years of experience).
And you wonder why they're illegal in Canada?
I rest my case.
http://www.usanest.org/faq.htm
Now for the interesting part: in the bottom of the glass shaker was a brown waxy residue. Guess what- an ear candle will actually ADD WAX to your ear, not remove it!!